At your work do you use your real name or do you use the subname "Duckman"?

Every one calls me Tha Duckman, and it even says it on my name tags, but the cheques are made out to my real name.

That is very nice, Duck. I would like to be known by some type of nickname rather than my real name. My first name is very common where I live, and I hate my last name with a passion.

NO ONE calls me by my real name. They haven't don for years now.

How did you achieve that? Did you just say Tha Duckman when they asked what your name was?

Pretty much.

How often do you make a new song? How many songs have you made so far?

K I've just read this entire thread and I like you Duckman I think we should get wrecked on salvia sometime ^^ When you said 25x Salvia I was like o.0 WOW! I had 6x and it did nothing haha. Oh by the way i loved your "How goth is your most gothic cup" Joke XD later =]

At least SOMEONE appreciates how completely AWESOME I am.

Anywho, on average I'm working on about six to ten songs at any one time, and I finish at least two a week. I have hundreds that I've released in some format or another, and even more that are just lying there waiting to be released.

Excuuuuse me.
I've appreciated how awesome you are for years now. I go to the temple and I kneel down before you to praaaaaaaay.
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I want you. o_o

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You know what the best part of this is, Duckman?

She's serious. I know because I know girls. She does, on some level, want you, because she knows NOTHING about you. You're mysterious.

mwahaha , for the most part =P except I've come to the conclusion that he's really old xD

Yeah, I'm old enough to be put in prison and be somebody's sexy, awesome little bitch. I don't want the Interweb police knockin' on my door, yo!

Tha Duckman is probably in his late twenties. Apparently, he has a lot of free time. What do you do to have so much free time, Duck?

I think he's older cause if he was in his late 20s he would of just said so O_o

I stay unemployable.

And I'm not in my late twenties.

We are just falling in his games. He probably wants us to believe he is in his late twenties. he might just be in his late thrities. I really doubt he is older than that.

I leave little clues here and there.

OK... he's NOT in his late 20s... so I'm thinking early 30s?

Go ask yr Mother.

Ya, if'n he doesn't remember much of the 80's he is at least in his 30's Plus some of his taste in TV and movie stars sets the tone. And then again Myrna Loy could make him older than 30's.

Didn't I say I didn't care once upon a time?

Maybe I don't remember them because the majority of the time I was HIGH! I went to see The Breakfast club in the theatre.

Well DUHHHHHHHHHHHH! I knew that you had to be high.

Christ almighty your my age.

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Wanna get hitched?

[Does Groucho Marx eyebrows].