No, they'd've booked you for public indecency before you killed.

True, but when I'm naked I'm a slippery a fucker.

Less lube, more thrust. that'll fix'er right up.

I like to think of planet Earth as my own personal Slip 'N' Slide.

Watch out for the salt flats and rockies. They'll rake your pubes right off.

I shave any way. It's not very much fun cleaning your own dried spunk from your pubic hair.

I leave it in as conditioner.

It doesn't work like that for me. That's why chicks were invented.

We ARE 30% more absorbent.

Like pasta.

I was going to say "like beavers", but pasta is good, too.

Fuck, I want me some fucking pasta...

I can't wait to eat that beaver.

I want an advanced preview.

I'll put it on EweTube.

Will Tha Klan be troo!?!?

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Caroline,
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