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PersephoneX 02-01-2007 09:00 PM

Even though my eyes are crazy....
The retarded song by Paris Hilton...It's on the bloody radio again!!!

I hate hate hate hate that "to the left" song by that chick with the poofy hair, on MTV...its a heap of steaming horse manure.

ArtificialOne 02-01-2007 09:08 PM

Good thing I don't have mtv anymore... not that I've watched it since they actually stoped playing music...

And "Who let the dogs out" is the worst song in the world...ever...

PersephoneX 02-01-2007 09:15 PM

There's Headbanger's ball and super-rock that are ok on MTV, and if i'm lucky, they play a Billy Talent video every few months...

"Who let the Dogs out" is not the worst...."Spice up your life" is!

ArtificialOne 02-01-2007 09:19 PM

Yeah... I bought the headbangers ball euro edition (which is basically a us version) in austrailia...It was pretty good. I'll givem credit for that.

ArtificialOne 02-01-2007 09:20 PM

OMG!! That surgeons creepy son from Nip tuck is on CSI right now!!! ehw!!!!!

PersephoneX 02-01-2007 09:34 PM

The one that looks like Michael Jackson?

ArtificialOne 02-01-2007 09:40 PM

Yep, thats the guy...

PersephoneX 02-01-2007 09:46 PM

He freaks me out something MAJOR!

ArtificialOne 02-01-2007 09:56 PM

Yeah.. I love that show.. epecially Misstress Alexandria (I think thats her name) I'd love to marry a woman like that!!!! Owow owuuuu!!! lamo

raggedyanne 02-01-2007 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitseleh
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!


And yeah, Kinflame, I meant no offense towards the adolescents. You ever hear a band called Smoosh? Two girls, I think they're even younger than 12, and they make pretty cool music.

you are aware that those two are born and raised anti - seminists?


The worst song ever?
Anything by the pussycat dolls. They're just a bunch of pole-dancers who slept with enough people to get a contract

ArtificialOne 02-01-2007 10:16 PM

Hey.. I like the pussycat dolls for that reason...polldancers...lol

PersephoneX 02-02-2007 02:49 AM

What's an anti-seminist?

disorder 02-02-2007 03:19 AM

The Country Death Song by the Violent Femmes. Holy Camoli, read these lyrics and cringe.

I had me a wife, I had me some daughters.
I tried so hard, I never knew still waters.
Nothing to eat and nothing to drink.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.

Well, I'm a thinkin' and thinkin', till theres nothin' I ain't thunk.
Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk.
It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.

Come little daughter, I said to the youngest one,
Put your coat on, well have some fun.
Well go out to mountains, the one to explore.
Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.
Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.

Come little daughter, I will carry the lanterns.
Well go out tonight, well go to the caverns.
Well go out tonight, well go to the caves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.

A led her to a hole, a deep black well.
I said make a wish, make sure and not tell and
Close you're eyes dear, and count to seven.
You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.
You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.

I gave her a push, I gave her a shove.
I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love.
I through my child into a bottomless pit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.

Gather round boys to this tale that I tell.
You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell?
Its gaurenteed to get your own place in hell.
Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well.
Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well.

Don't speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart.
You wanna know what can really tear you apart?
I'm going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain?
I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame.



On top of all that, it's a country song. My ears bleed every time it comes on the radio.

Ink_of_souls 02-02-2007 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersephoneX
I hate hate hate hate that "to the left" song by that chick with the poofy hair, on MTV...its a heap of steaming horse manure.


OMG I hate that "to the left" song too! Its so frigging annoying and all it is is a song about how she don't need the guy cause she's famous and can have any man she wants how self-centered can you get?

MotherofMercies 02-02-2007 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by disorder
The Country Death Song by the Violent Femmes. Holy Camoli, read these lyrics and cringe.

I had me a wife, I had me some daughters.
I tried so hard, I never knew still waters.
Nothing to eat and nothing to drink.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.
Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.

Well, I'm a thinkin' and thinkin', till theres nothin' I ain't thunk.
Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk.
It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.
I started making plans to kill my own kind.

Come little daughter, I said to the youngest one,
Put your coat on, well have some fun.
Well go out to mountains, the one to explore.
Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.
Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.

Come little daughter, I will carry the lanterns.
Well go out tonight, well go to the caverns.
Well go out tonight, well go to the caves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.
Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.

A led her to a hole, a deep black well.
I said make a wish, make sure and not tell and
Close you're eyes dear, and count to seven.
You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.
You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.

I gave her a push, I gave her a shove.
I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love.
I through my child into a bottomless pit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.
She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.

Gather round boys to this tale that I tell.
You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell?
Its gaurenteed to get your own place in hell.
Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well.
Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well.

Don't speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart.
You wanna know what can really tear you apart?
I'm going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain?
I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame.



On top of all that, it's a country song. My ears bleed every time it comes on the radio.

First two stanzas were enough.....

Lucretia_my_Reflection 02-19-2007 05:58 PM

"milkshake" by kelis i shell spare you from hearing the lyrics

Godslayer Jillian 02-19-2007 07:06 PM

That song is awesome!
We're always singing that song in Government class.
Oh yeah, I'm that goth.
I even translated it to Spanish:
'Mis malteadas traen a los chicos a la yarda. Oh si, son mejores que las tuyas. Oh si, son mejores que las tuyas!"
Funny shit.:D

MollyMac 02-19-2007 07:34 PM

I hear you on "Milkshake". Between that and "My Humps", I quit the hip-hop/club styles of belly dance.

killer_asian_Dax 02-19-2007 10:06 PM

London Bridge by Fergie is pretty bad.

And just about everything from Pussycat Dolls and Danity Kane should be burned

Vyvian Blackthorne 02-19-2007 11:08 PM

Anything that is mainstream. nuff said.

raggedyanne 02-22-2007 08:55 PM

I'm about to kill every band-boy that dared to call himself pop-punk

DevilsMustKnow 02-25-2007 05:32 PM

Oh it would so be that Fly Leaf song Fully Alive. This one lyric makes me die a little inside each time, " I'm ashamed of all my somthings." I can't believe that these people are so lazy they can't come up with anything descriptive of what they are ashamed of so they just pust 'something'. Just awful

Engulfed_in_darkness 03-14-2007 06:04 PM

Worst song? In my personal honest opinion, anything by Bullet For My Valentine. They try so hard to be metal while writing pathetic emo poseur cliché style lyrics. If I've offended anyone in here due to my opinion, dearest apologies but each to his/her own.

MotherofMercies 03-14-2007 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucretia_my_Reflection
"milkshake" by kelis i shell spare you from hearing the lyrics

That song was on constantly on the radio in Australia ARGHH!!!

Lucretia_my_Reflection 03-14-2007 08:15 PM

oh man that use to piss me off, im so happy they don't play it very often anymore but now they have good Charlotte's get your hands of my girl. Song which is worse


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