As in you never fail to amuse, or as in you're serving tea?

Both! Its too cold outside to do anything but have amusing tea parties.

It's nice here. So warm. Some overcast, but eh.

And you have poutine!

Where can I get a job making youtube videos reviewing technology that hasn't come out yet?

the-nihilist: You can get a job making youtube videos reviewing technology that hasn't come out in a building that doesn't exist on the campus of a college that hasn't been built yet.

I love working the afternoon shift. I've been awake for a couple hours, had plenty of time to iron my pants, cook a nice breakfast, fix something to brink for lunch, clean a bit around the apartment, take a nice long shower, and I still have over an hour before I have to leave.

Photoshoot this weekend I'm getting NERVOUS.

Why? You'll probably have fun.

The best advice I could ever try to give you is to relax. Maybe practice in front of a mirror to see what angles you like. Grab random objects, pose with them, and see if you like how that looks. Then take a step back and decide what about those poses you liked. Was it the angle your head was at? The expression? The body language? Then think of other poses that use that strong point.

Hope that helps, but it's probably bogus advice. Sorry.

If the photogropher is professional they should be able to advise on the correct poses and so on.

Thanks girls, it's mostly because it's a first. Firsts always cause my stomach to churn.

Understandable, but try not to worry about it, it should just be a lot of fun.

A ton of makeup in tandem with angle-heavy poses and you'll be just fine.

I think I am finally getting used to my daughter and grandson not being here (they moved out AGAIN a month ago). I do miss my grandson's hugs and his and his mother's smiles though.

It was my Nana's birthday yesterday, I really miss her :-(

I wish my nana would go do something... anything.

Two days ago, I couldn't crochet at all. Today, I just finished the first piece of a little stuffed bunny I'm making. Lil' round head. No ears yet, though. Making the body now. Amigurumi is my new best friend.

I finally got my last paycheck from being a concierge. Turns out the head of HR (who is an idiot) forgot to tell payroll that I was moving to our other property so nobody knew to tell me that my paycheck was at Greensprings (except the head of HR who said that it would be mailed to me because she is an idiot). Yay, I have my money now and more than I thought because apparently some of my tours decided to purchase so I got extra commissions.

Nothing like a mix of later period Black Flag and early period Social D to make a great day.

New hits from www.textsfromlastnight.com:

(662): I asked him how he was going to celebrate and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"

(413): She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list

(847): On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.

(760): He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.

(828): Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.

(937): after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.

(561): Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree

(651): he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

From @mental_floss - Next year, at age 48, Bobby Bonilla will go back on the NY Mets payroll. As part of a 2000 agreement, he'll get $1.2 mil/year until 2035.

Unfuckingbelievable!

Guests really seem to like calling me sweet things, one of them decided to name me "Sugar-honey" today. I kind of expect it from the older guys (especially the southern ones) but it is kind of odd coming from men and women of all ages, some even in my own age group, especially since they didn't really do it with the other girls...although one of the older guys was calling the maintenance guy "Honey child" which was actually pretty amusing.

Did you get "kittentits" yet? I sadly haven't, its always "my love."

Speaking of awesome elderly men, I was at this booth for the r@pe crisis center, it was at an expo at a mall that had a lot of booths for organizations looking for volunteers, so people could see what we all had to offer and think about what they want to volunteer for. So this elderly couple comes up, and we talk to them about what we do, and the guy is awesome about it and was saying things like "Its such a shame, and it happens here so often. And it barely gets reported because people don't want to believe them most of the time." and we talked a bit about what victims go through. Then he told us that him and his wife were married twenty years, and they both had previous marriages, and how some people viewed them at the time as "used". And he said something like "No matter what happens to you, you gotta remember that when God closes a door he opens the window, I may have failed at one marriage but I found the best thing that ever happened to me." and his wife started to giggle and blush. Made me and the other volunteer melt in our shoes.

Never Kittentits, though Sugartits has been used before.

Also that story is absolutely adorable.