Alright. Thank you for the honesty.

Well then! (smiles cheerfully) Guess I'm full Irish for the next three years.

Don't worry about it. Besides, EVERYWHERE loves Ireland!

Lol, what exactly is it you 'learn' from being someone's boytoy?? xP

Tha Duckman has had girlfriends :p
How many years was she older than you, Duck?

You mean the one who I've already said was 12 years older than me? Or the other ones?

The other ones, Of corse.

Well, the youngest person I've ever dated was a year older than I was at the time. Then it was seven years older and down to five. That's pretty much it.

Thats good, Duck. Any particular reason why you prefer older women? I find it easier to find younger ones, especially when you are ugly.

I generally find them more attractive, for some reason. Up to a point, like. And most younger chicks are annoying.

But older ones are also much harder to get. I find it hard getting anyone, but younger ones are easier. But there is a limit, to. About 2 or 3 years is the limit for me.

Man, I've never dated anyone younger than I am. No one's ever really been interested, that I can think of.

Twelve days younger than me is the most I've gone for. My current boyfriend is the oldest I've dated so far, and he's only six years older.

*looks around* Just thought I'd throw that in.

I think the oldest I dated was a guy three years older than me.

The youngest one was only a year younger.

Older chicks are hotter. That question got me thinking, and yeah, older chicks are WAY hotter. I was out today, looking around, and all the older chicks are total babes in comparison. Younger chicks just try too fuckin' hard, yo!

But Duck, older people do not really like younger ones. Maybe that is why you have such a hard time finding someone, you need to seek someone that is not that much older than you.

Meh, I've had a few. But yeah, I've pretty much given up by this stage.

Will you stay single then, Duck? Or will you go bi? If I can`t find anyone, I might turn bi.

This is why God invented porn and **** :) .

And what, Duck? I don`t get it.....

Yeah, the last word was blanked out by G-Net. Any who, I'm movin' to Texas soon enough, and I reckon I'll find shit easier over there.

u must be pretty flexible if u can smell ur wee

It was pretty strong at the time.

Good luck then, Duckman. Why are you moving to Texas? Go to where Molly Mac lives.

I got friends in Texas who're gonna help me sort my shit out. It'll be a blast.

What do you need to sort out, Duckman?