Will church ban this too?
 

They tell us not to use condoms. So - will they also ban to use this?



Better products - desinged in Europe - built in China - banned by Church?




The Home of the WINGMAN CONDOM CLIP

Instruction video "How to use the Wingman"



Advantages:

• job can be done using only ONE hand!
• you´re ready to go in less than 3 seconds!
• other hand can be used for a different task! (use your imagination here)

Just think how nice this would be if you´re making out in your favorite crypt ;-)

If I had a penis *sigh* I would much rather put it on with hands or mouth than that thing. It looks like a dick retainer. Scary!

That's probably the best analogy I've ever read.

What's so damned hard about on a damned condom?


You pinch the tip, put it on a penis, and roll it down.

And frankly, to set up that little plastic contraption, you'd need to have it ready beforehand, which means it might get dust and all sorts of crap involved in itself, which'd be a real moodkiller.

Frankly, women like the fact you've got one, and so why not ask them to put it on? That can be kinda fun actually.

Yes, it can.

;)

as a male a would NOT like to use such a contraption, there are ways (which I tried) that work better and are more fun.

but I think these are not to be discussed.

Oh boy. Did ya ever go so far as to imagine that the product comes already[/b] pre-assembled? Just take it out of the box and use it, then throw it away. It´s that simple, OMG.

And there is no doubt that it´s much more fun if your partner does the job of making the condom fit. But if it´s gotta be quick - hey, THIS is the solution.

You´re all heading to KTFC, McD, BK or whatever because it´s gotta be quick.

**shakes head and leaves**

I can just see it now.
Two drunken guys, in a bar.
Butch: Hey Chuck, let's see who can cover our willies the fastest.
Chuck: Right Chuck. Ready. Draw.
/both men race to cover up Mr. Happy.
Butch: I WIN! I WIN!
Chuck: Yeah, cuz mine's longer and it takes too long.
Butch: Shut up.

I think it's hysterical you chose "Butch" to have the shorter penis.

Did you ever stop to think that it might just be quicker to put a condom on te regular way? Not all men are as inept as George Costanza at putting on condoms. In my experience men can put them on in 2 seconds flat, still fully erect and rarin' to go.

I happen to be a fan of the "winged" condom.

I can get one on quick and all, but the wings just make it easier.

Yer just lazy, son!

:p

Do you like "winged" pads?

It is kind of the same concept for us guys (at least this guy).

I don´t think the Wingman ring is made of hard plastic, because it´s got to be flexible to pull it away. What´s so horrible about using a plastic contraption? The condom itself is made of some sort of plastic. And other devices used during intercourse are made of plastics too. I bet you, Xng, use more plastic things per day than you think! Plastic is not bad per se, not at all.

The problem, to my way of thinking, is that this is simply someone's cheap-ass attempt to take a process that has absolutely no one complaining, and add a step, for which you must buy their trinket. I find that insulting.

One final comment - the fact that it's prepackaged means that, during the manufacturing stage, there was already at least one extra step in the production of the thing. Any further steps at that point increase the likelihood of defective products, and I'm telling you, even if its only a drop from 99% to 98.5%, I'm not taking that kind of a chance.

I would love to see the "infomercial" for this product.

Hold on a minute Xng.
Are you really hurt or just trying to argue? But I suspect you like arguing a lot :-)

I wrote: You´re all heading to KTFC, McD, BK or whatever because it´s gotta be quick.

Let´s look at the sentence, 1st part: You´re all
Why does "YOU" only include Americans, Xng? Is this forum just for Americans? Aren´t there a couple of Europeans, Asians, Australians, maybe even Africans participating? Maybe someone from Antarctica and other remote places as well (forgive me if I didn´t mention your place/planet/system here)?
If someone from your country/continent would have written this sentence, then it would have been poignant sarcasm, right? But if someone like me, from Europe, wrote it - then of course it´s gotta be bad ("bad, bad boi!"), right? *giggling*

Let´s look at the sentence, 2nd part: heading to KTFC, McD, BK or whatever
We´ve got KTFC, McD and BK and lots of other franchise companies here in Europe as well. Actually I wanted to add some European names as well, but then dropped them, as you probably wouldn´t have recognized them. The word "whatever" should make it clear, that I didn´t mean just American companies. Mmmkay?

Xng, how come you think I was refering exclusively to your country?

Probably because you were, dumbass, and now you're trying to hustle into your flamesuit before the going gets tough.

In your analysis of the first part of the sentence, you claim that 'you' was vague, yet the 'you', whether plural or singular, obviously refers to individuals or groups with which you don't identify.

In the second part of your analysis, you use the word 'we' to refer to the European community as a whole, one with which you do identify. It only makes sense that the word 'you' is likely to refer to the American community in this case, based on how you used it.

You also assume she/we wouldn't recognize European brands of similar chain stores. That's kind of arrogant on your part.

Don't fault Xng for your poor choice of words, or your inability to communicate effectively.

Ummm... most condoms are latex, which is a kind of rubber, not plastic (though you can get plastic ones, if you're allergic to rubber).

Just sayin'.

Sobeh, calling someone dumbass is something I would call insulting! I never did that to you. So go figure who´s the arrogant one here.

That´s why I believe you just want to hurt people. You´re pretty good at it *claps hands* Maybe it doesn´t work that way in your real life. Go ahead and hit me :-)

And I would love to see how far your "poor choice of words" works if you´d try it in German! (English is not my mother tongue)