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Chuck Norris Facts!
Here you can post Chuck Norris facts, from that one Chuck Norris Fact site, or original ones you've come up with.
Don't drink the water in Mexico, it's reserved for Chuck Norris. |
Don't make me kill you.
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What's wrong with me posting a Chuck Norris Fact thread?
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Maybe that it was funny 10 years ago.
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Well, I don't care what you think.
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Then why ask?
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Is this a trick question?
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Woosh!!! !
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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I heard Chuck Norris was conceived when water made of gold combined with the hair the most beautiful virgin in world on a lotus petal.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...cepalmuber.jpg |
So THAT'S what facepalm is. I thought it was another way to say slap.
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Just when all of the trolls clear out, this is what we get. Fucking doomed.
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So I be worse than trolls? Aw... shit...
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Yes Duane, yes. I'm with Miss Addams on this one.
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Meh, I think I should just leave, then.
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No, just I think Chuck Norris jokes are incredibally overrated. We could completely deviate from the topic and threadjack it.
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This thread is now about china.
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Not a good punk scene. Japan is better.
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Yeah but Japans a western paradise.
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This thread is now about Gothicus Maximus facts.
Bored at a party in Wellingborough, England sometime during the 60's , Gothicus Maximus elected to amuse himself by masturbating into a soda glass while its owner, a pubescent Lacoste-clad pretty-boy, was preoccupied. The name of the oblivious young man who proceeded to consume Gothicus' seed was Peter Murphy. |
Japan... me likies.... DAMMIT!!! WHERE BE MAH DR. PEPPER STASH?!*Begins digging a hole, in search of his stash*
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But Japan has a better punk scene. 80's Japanese hardcore. That is the best punk from a foreign country. Good Oi! scene in the 90's but i'm not too much a fan of Oi! at all.
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*Gives up*Meh... it's not that great, anyways... not really helping my health, either. So, what is Oi! ?
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Awkward silence.
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What is Oi!? Oi! is a working class street-level subgenre of punk rock from the UK, starting in the late 1970's . The music and associated subculture had the goal of promoting unity between punks and skinheads. It takes the playing style of first wave punk and mixes it with football style chants and is easy to sing along to. Personally I used to be big into it, but not so much anymore. If you want to check it out:
The 4-Skins Sham 69 The Business The Templars Cockney Rejects Angelic Upstarts Combat 84 Blitz The Blood Infa Riot The Last Resort All those should get you started if you are interested. |
Thanks, SoD.
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No problem. Well I'm off to learn this bass tab. Cheers!
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Meh, that reminds me, I need to buy me some guitar strings for my bass. study a couple of books, too.
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Chuck Norris defeated the entire Chinese army with one arm tied behind his back.
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Ravenmother, you and HP should make a grab for the White house. HP would be an awesome president, You would make an awesome vice president.
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I second that motion!
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How much wood, would a woodchuck, chuck; if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Viva L'anarche'. That's a terrible suggestion and although HP is definately a figure to follow I'd hate to see him become a political figure. |
If you flip china you'll read " Made in chuck "
Ravenmother, i am posting my face right into the picture thread despite that i am drunk at the moment. |
Bella Lugosi is dead...because of gothicus.
gothicus doesn't sleep, he waits. gothicus has a long-standing rivalry with smokey the bear. His slogan is "only forest fires can prevent gothicusmaximus." |
Chuck Norris killed both of them and built the entire city of Chicago with there bones.
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Chuck Norris can crush a man with a mere look.
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Chuck Norris was bored, and decided to create a society that was quite powerful in the times of ancient greece, and totally fucking badass! By plucking a few hairs from his beard, and burying them in the soil. We all know them as the SPARTANS!!!
Yes, that is why Leonidas has a badass fucking beard, though, not as badass as Chuck Norris'. |
DAMN IT!!! This 10 character limit thing is pissing me off, let's boycott it to death!
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SCHEISSE!!! That's what it be!!!
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