a wtf moment
 

post the unexplained and retarted events that have happened to you
moments where you have got to stop and just say "wtf just happened here?!"


for example when i finished typing this thread out and said wtf is wrong with me, why did i create this crap?

ok...
january 11
the day before resident evil 4 on the gc is to be released.
on my way to school i get bit by a dog...on my right dominant game-owning hand.
it refuses to let go and so i kill it with a textbook to escape.
i ask a nearby person for a ride to the hospital.
were on our way when suddenly he takes off in another direction.
i scream wtf!?
he then touches his ear and says "sorry my hearing aid was down-what now?"
i scream.."our hospital u ass fuck!"
he was going to the next town.
i black out and wake up at home
and i proclaim wtf!?
i wander into my bathroom and the day ends with me finding a fucking beer can in the bathroom.

I have just got to say wtf to that. Did your hand have scars on it or what?

my palm was torn about 6 inches so now its a light scar

Oh my! That's a what the fuck story.

One day, I was highly feverish, and I was hallucinating, and I kept hearing annoying bumps in our cellar, so I went down to check what it was, and a little girl was there...She looked like my next door neighbor so I said "Jezebel! You shouldn't be down here", then she turns around...It turns out it wasn't Jezebel but some weird girl with no eyes...It wasn't gory or anything, just no eyes and she smiles and laughs.

So I passed out from the shock of hallucination and I wake up on my sofa, handcuffed to a lamp...

What the fuck?

...hmmm
good tale demonista if i say so myself

feel good

Yeah, it turns out it was Jezebel wearing flesh coloured sticky tape over her eyes....I blame my blurred vision and hallucinations for that!

this two-thread tango were doing is only encouraging the dancing demonista

Totally!!!!

dip me! im falling!

Ack! *dips Rubedo* Quick! Say something on topic!

shazzam!!!


there...is that good?

For Shame Rubedo....

One other what the fuck thing, I found a chicken nugget that looked like a nipple....

THAT!...is fan-fucking-tastic!

i found a dead dog once that had a plunger up its ass. yeah...wtf indeed

and i apologize for the shazzam

It's okay...At least it made me say *What the fuck?* so it's technically on topic :D

i feel honored to have served you alien acid of mercy


i saw two hobo's fighting and i said wtf

hahaha!!!!

yeah i know

Game-owning hand...riiiiiiiiiiiight...



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One day, I woke up naked, and I was all like "Wtf?!"

Then I realized I'd gone to bed naked the night before.

I was relieved.

This was after one of my first encounters with alcohol...

Well. I woke up one time, in a bed I didn't know, in a room I didn't know, in a house I didn't know and had no recollection of the night before. Took me a while to figure things out, too. Definitely a "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE THE HELL AM I?" moment. I would have paid good money to see the look on my face back then...

I was standing against a wall, enjoying my cigarette and barely taking any notice of my surroundings.

A stranger approaches me, says he's a photographer and wants me to be his model because he thinks I look photogenic when he first saw me. He insists that he won't display any of my photos on the internet blah blah blah.

I was sitting on the sidewalk taking pictures of random things, bacause that what I do when I'm bored, and after a while I kept getting hit by broccoli, and I couldn't figure out where it was coming from...something would smack me in the back, I'd turn around, and it would be another peice of broccoli.

To ruin the mystery of the broccoli for you, I later found out it was my neighbor's son chucking broccoli out the kitchen window when his mum wasn't looking because he didn't want to eat it. A waste of good broccoli if you ask me!

I actually like broccoli.

rose did you accept his offer?

HAHA.

No.

The last time I imbibed in spirits in a generous manner, I pulled my sweater hood over my head, pulled the strings tight, so that I looked like Kenny, and began to laugh hysterically as I tried to touch my nose with my tongue. The entire time, I remember I was vaguely thinking in the back of my mind "WTF am I doing?"

The next day, I found out that my boyfriend had recorded the whole moment on his camara. WTF was all I could say when I saw my behavior.

I have a large scar that dominates the very top right area of my forehead. I got it when I was 8 from running into the corner of a wall. The night before it happened, I had a premonition, or rather a dream of just the moment of impact (with the crazy shaking of the head). I didn't know what to make of it and then the next day I'm in the hospital getting a total of 31 stitches.

What...the fuck?

Funny thing is, I didn't feel a thing when it happened, but when I saw the blood... My mom said she could she part of my skull. She could have just been freaking out, but still...

I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old, lol.

*falls out of chair laughing*

That is my new sig. Thanks Kitsune.

*wipes tear from eye*

lol, your welcome...now I'm cracking up about it re-reading it, it still amazes me how funny things said in all seriousness can manage to be after the fact...ala "*whine/rant from the shallow end of a swimming pool at about 2:30 in the morning* Gleeeen, stop it! I'm trying to show Joe how to headbang and I can't continue if you steal my pants!!"

A what the fuck moment happened about three minutes ago....

I threw up and found three guitar picks lying in there.

Golly, what I just said was totally rancid.....

Demonista, you're cute as always.

lol, that is indeed a wtf moment, I'd have to agree

I just had a wtf-moment today when I read about Kant's view on the synthetic a-priori nature of mathematics. I even wrote next to the paragraph "WTF? must ask hyper-intelligent friend about this".

Also, monday I directed a friend of mine to a gay Harry Potter fanfiction, not at all expecting her to like it. It was just very funny and I needed her to read it so I could repeat some of the jokes in casual conversation and she would know what I was on about. But now it turns out she actually liked it, and now she's reading Harry Potter fanfiction non-stop. I'm baffled.

The friend I'm currently living with does this non-stop, and writes her own, it's amusing....and, if your friend hasn't found http://www.restrictedsection.org you may want to suggest it *giggles* I'm mildly addicted to it...horrifying really...now I'm all "wtf..." at myself

Teehee, I love that website ^_^

And I directed her to that too, but she seems to prefer lower rated stories. Anything more explicit than snogging quicks her. She'll get over it.

*giggle* it's yummy, ne?

I have two. I was standing in the bathroom finishing what I was doing, felt like puking, everything went black and woke up on the floor with my mom sitting on the stairs next to me, with a stupid yet concerned look on her face. What the fuck was that all about. Before that (like a few weeks) I took a drink of soda and tried to swallow but wasn't ready so my esophegus cramped (felt like crap), then out of the blue, my vision blacks out, and I start to shake violently and uncontrollably. Aftrer it was over I sprang up onto my feet and saw the mess that had ensued. Then I needed to sit down. To this day I have no clue what the fuck that was. Any clues?

One time I was in school (yes, this was years ago) at lunch in the cafeteria. I was taking a drink of milk when I had to hiccup and sneeze at the same time. My body got all spastic on me and milk came out of my nose. My girlfriend at the time broke up with me over it.

What. The. Fuck?

What a bitch.

This chava bitch who has been slagging me off calling me "Bitch of Darkness" (Which I take as a compliment really, however weird that sounds) was friend-less on the bus home from school the other night. She sat down beside me and said, "Hiya Sarah."
I was like "wtf is she taking?"

That is funny. She was worried because she didn't have her crew to back her up. How hilarious. I've had that happen before.

When me and my other half were waiting to go into a gig and this bible basher decided that everyone in the que needed saving from hell, in particular us two and these two lesbians next to us. Which is a wtf moment on its own, but then we all ganged up together to get rid of him.

Another one just after writing the last one, my other half grabbed my hair pulled my face to his groin, (still wearing his jeans) mock fucked the side of my head, and then my face while making monkey noises. WHAT THE FUCK!!!

In my town, A "hobo" pulled a gun on another hoboin front of the wall-mart and took all his panhandling money wtf!

Wow ... the sensitive type, eh?!? LOL!

sensitive type ... referring to Syn's comment about her SO

It didn't hurt, he was just acting weird, cause he's had way too much sugar and caffine.

Hehe, I earned myself the nickname Snotbox in my little group of "gifted" kids in elementary school. At that time the school's gifted program was just a twice-weekly thing, where kids from 3-6 grade would be pulled out of class for a day or a half-day and do fun, pointless things that were supposed to make us smarter. What ended up happening is we missed out on class time and had to do extra work.

Anyway, when we had our "Epic" days all of the gifted kids would eat lunch together, and I had a tendency to get really hyper and laugh a lot back then. Well, one day a boy sitting across from me said something that cracked me up and I sprayed chocolate milk out my nose and onto his white shirt. That's when I got the name Snotbox. It didn't really catch on, but in following years occasionally some other person who had been there would call me Snotbox teasingly. It wan't a lone occurence, either. I often sprayed Dr. Pepper and root beer out my nose, but that was the only time it ever flew across the table and landed on someone.