Whos sexier...me or gothicus?
 

I'm just so bored and now I want to prove my sexual superiority over gothicus :)
Also I just watched his video on youtube and fucking ROFL'd! AHAHAHAHHA...what's with the fucking cape?
Anyways, back to the point ;)
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;) I know you likey xD








*god i'm bored*

Slightly off-topic:

http://media.www.nyunews.com/media/s...-3203387.shtml

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and etc etc etc
I think a cape suits Vader and Batman much better. They have masks :)

Actually that's a good idea for you gothicus...a mask.
Maybe you coul get one with a voice changer thingy? Youd be a big hit on youtube.

Your mothers.

Honestly, I'm not attracted to either of you.

D:

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Your hair looks like mine, but not as good and much curlier.

lol, I got a load of girls to straighten it for me at school :)
It actually looked quite nice o_o

Agreed.....

Ok... Where's gothicus so I can compare?

Neither of you. Sorry.

Goddamnit, Bete Noir. My real name, but for a minor misspelling, is in that article. Bella Sophia is going to mail me envelopes filled with anthrax now. Not to mention that I look horrible in that picture, the bastards woke me up early for that interview. I'm honored that you googled me, though.

Give me a day or two, then I should have time to take a brief break from having a life and indulge in the pointless, vain waste of time that is going into my bathroom and photographing myself.

Ok, I can do that.

I have a cape. It's very nice, especially in cold weather. They are awesome.

There is no contest, I win!

http://16.img.v4.skyrock.com/161/sid.../172582987.jpg

Yeah that's me! ;)

...I agree... Stormtrooper FTW

Neither. My beer gut is sexier than all ya'll.

Sounds fun. Surprised you didn't worry about me finding out your real name. I'm insulted.

So I have another pic up under my gnet profile, proving that I'm atleast a threat. (My finger nails are real.)

Did I ever make you feel worthless and cry? I can't recall.

Dude, your famous! I believe this is where I'm supposed to offer you my body, yes?

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.

My respect for you (GothicusMaximus) has skyrocketed.

Erm, well I think you're both quite cute. Erm, toughie...

Woah.

An article was made over you for the simple reason of you wearing a cape? Funny shit.

Now that is impressive and a further statement to the fact that while you may flaunt unorthodox decor you don't flaunt your ego as a pretentious prick out of character.

Aawwww why thankyou sweetcheeks :)

I thought those two pictures were taken of the same person. o.o They are, aren't they?

I don't recall. Did you do that to Bella Sophia? Did I do that to you?

So who is winning this thing. It is difficult to tell.

gothicusmaximus IS sexier! I think so anyway.

Yeah I'm going to agree with L'Oiseau, you guys really just don't do anything for me

Hmm, I have to say it's a tie, because my boyfriend/fiance/whatever is reading over my shoulder.

TWINS! Hmmm, evil fantasies!

Mmmm, rub that e-penis. :D

If I might be so bold; I think I am cute too.
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Purchase an anachronistic garment and wear it on a regular basis, then perhaps you too can be misquoted by a pathetic college newspaper that can't even manage to properly spell the names of its articles' subjects.

Yep.

Now, memory isn't required here, only common sense. Do you honestly believe there exists any mortal creature who can spur me to tears, excepting possibly the individual responsible for allowing The X-Files to degenerate into a hideous mockery of itself?

Currently I seem to be winning by one, thanks to Opteron Man, the only person to weigh in on the issue, thus far, who isn't a liar or devoid of taste.
I'm still waiting to begin caring sufficiently about this contest that I will want to photograph myself in the bathroom, but in the meantime, I would like to make note of the fact that sexiness is not merely a matter of physical attractiveness. Certainly, one's other attributes, such as intelligence and self-possession, contribute to the degree to which one possesses said quality. In light of this, I feel compelled to encourage you all to consider, in making your decision, that I, unlike metabolik, am able to string a sentence together, and that, furthermore, unlike metabolik, I have never allowed a chubby 15 year old to cheat on me with a chav without even bothering to pretend she wasn't cheating on me with a chav, then proceeded to bitch when people pointed out how dumb I was.

On one hand, gothicus is rather ugly. On the other hand, Metabolik needs to cut his hair, or at least slick it back, so that we can actually see his face. So my vote goes to neither.

They do look like twins in that picture, if you ask me.

for the love of god, those are both metabolik.

Hmm, I don't think gothicus is rather ugly, although beauty IS in the eye of the beholder you know.

Yeah, I wouldn't say Gothicus is ugly either.

Yeah, most people have been able to sneak their jealous lies past the bullshit detector of the general populace by saying things like "he just doesn't do it to me", but pretending you actually think I'm ugly is a little too bold to avoid notice. Tumor's like the kid who says he was abducted by aliens amongst a crowd of classmates claiming their dog ate their homework.

If I consider never having seen pictures of either of them and was told to choose who was "sexier," basing my decision solely on what I've read by each of them since the time I joined here, I would vote Gothicus.

HOWEVER, given that I have seen pictures of both contestants...I still vote Gothicus.

Hold the phone. Gothicus, why do you care if someone thinks you are ugly? If you are happy with the way you look, who cares, right? I learned that if people don't like the way you look, then fuck 'em. I don't think you are ugly at all. You look good. However, you could smile more.

Huh? For one, that was a joke. For two, even in the context of the joke I still didn't say I cared.

Within this textual conceptual, I'd have to go with the suaver writing. G to the M for the win, as they say in the common parlance.

Oh, Woops! Sorry about that!

I have no idea how you made that mistake, but it's alright, except now my quip is ruined because I had to explain it.

Agreed, agreed.

Saying such a thing is saying that everyone who says you're not ugly is lying and that those who say that you are ugly are the odd ones out, which implies that they're telling the truth. When I say that you're ugly, I'm glad you agree. So your vote was for Metabolik?

Neither, Vexik wins. He's got pirate booty!! Arr!