Unimatrix_00 Thread
 

Okay, since we have all been touched by the unique greatness of Unimatrix_00 and her unorthodox style of posting where she says the exact same fucking shit in every goddamn thread, I decided that we should attempt to emulate Unimatrix and hope that we can somehow sample a tiny part of her wonder.

Since we are all sane human beings, our fetish is for stabbing Unimatrix, so let's proceed.



Would you stab Unimatrix? I would stab Unimatrix and I am proud!

Eh. Nah, I can't say I would stab her. Make fun of her for a bit, but thats it. I get the impression that she's very young, and I remember being a foolish teenager and getting obsessive over things, I never had sex when I was a teenager but I imagine if I did it would be on my mind a lot too. I also used to be a total troll on the interwebz when I was like 13 ^_^ I think like all teens she's trying to find something to define herself with, and somehow piss fetish is that thing. A lot of teens can say they are goth, but how many can say they are piss fetishists?

I can elaborate a bit more but I'm super tired and I'm not sure if I'm being coherent, but she's someone I find annoying, yes, but I can tolerate, and sometimes its just funny watching her fly off the handle. Otherwise I think if you don't bait her she'll eventually either go away or grow up a bit (or get bored) and talk about other things.

I'd stab her in her wee hole!

I always thought that you face the back part of the toilet, and the little counter type thing was to put your arms, and I always thought in movies when people would poop, people would laugh because they were pooping wrong. But then finally my dad set me straight when he walked in on me :/

I think I would be tempted to take advantage of her natural inclinations by attaching a chrome chain belt about her waist, stand her on an aluminum plate wearing some sort of non-conducting insulated shoes, attach a positive high voltage electrode to the belt and the negative to the aluminum plate she is standing on, and then wait for her to do the predictable thing.

It will be interesting to watch when the stream hits the plate.

Agreed. Idiots can be any age, as can wise and mature folks.

I just did the most evil, sadistic belly-laugh at that.

What would your method of stabbing be?

And let's note please that no discussion beyond this subject can occur, conversation is only fun when it's about THE SAME FUCKING THING PERPETUALLY.

Are you guys really that bored, or has she got you all worked up over something you could just as easily have ignored?

I will gladly admit it's because I'm bored. ;)

I say the answer is yes. As annoying as Uni has been, is it not equally annoying to post threads about how annoying she is? At least they are in the appropriate section. Yet, I find it odd that as much as JCC seems to dislike her, he obsesses over her enough to not only reference her, but attempt to strictly enforce the topic, as well as changing his custom status to have her name. Of course, the human mind is quite capable of acting irrationally.

Tam: You're bored? [rubs you in all the right places] ;)


DruLaCroix: I like you already. You're new here, right?

Yeah. I'm new. I am also bored. And while I am taking the more benign approciate of surfing the boards to alleviate it, I understand that others like harassing people. But what I don't understand is it appears that JCC is attempting to be cool, yet in another post he said he was very popular. Why does someone who is cool and have lots of friends need to strive to seem even cooler? It's just a bit perplexing. But don't get me wrong, I think JCC is funny and intelligent. It's just that these multiple "Uni Sucks" posts are a bit redundant and somehow kind of indicates she's won by striking nerves. Of course, there is always that boredom factor, which is why I am even addressing this topic in the first place.

DruLaCroix, you're new here, so it will all seem a little odd to you. Just go through random threads, follow the lines of 'conversation', and you will realize how things really are over here.

This will result in one of two things. You will stop posting/visiting here regularly, or, you will fall in line with the 'popular' one's and attack others. [shrug]

Whoa! Careful there, cowboy. You're gonna make my boyfriend jealous! XD

Besides, I think I'm a bit old for you. ;)

Sweetheart, you're only about an year older than I. Besides, I've known you longer. Furthermore, you can't deny that you have feelings for me. :P

Oh I know what it's like here. It's no different than Sykospark where I come from, except there is more of it. Well, I'm still there and active when it's active.

I do like it here. I'm going to stay. It's fun. I'm not attacking JCC. Just questioning him.

I'm all for starting a new precedent, wherein people ignore those that annoy them, and people speak civilly and respectfully to each other. [Also in that folks don't fly off the handle or are extremely over-sensitive.]

!!!VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

Meh, questioning someone just results in a long, drawn out argument with both sides trying to prove their superiority. I don't have the time for that. I have a job, and bills to pay and shit.

Whereas, I'm happy to be a part of such a revolution, I know that such a revolution is doomed to failure.

My bad! For some reason I thought you were younger! Sorry about that! x_x;;;

In that case, I'll ask my bf if he doesn't mind if I have a new 'friend'. ;)

There's more of EVERYTHING here :p

Nothing happens on Syko.

The custom title is a parody of her own. I don't hate Unimatrix, I find her annoying and unseemly, it's just that I couldn't fit 'stabbing Unimatrix and PROUD!' into my user title. Her constant bombardment of people by thrusting piss fetish into their faces (thankfully, not literally) is such that it lends itself to ridicule, plus there is indeed a fair amount of boredom.

Tam: [ smiles warmly ]

JCC: Might I suggest a hobby for your boredom?

Well, I went out today, got some more books from the library (The Count of Monte Cristo, Animal Farm, Anna Karenina and The Plague), and bought The Alfred Hitchcock Collection (Psycho, Rear Window & Vertigo) and Saving Private Ryan. Good day. :D

Or IS it??

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!1

No, but for real, I think -far- too many folks around here throw the "I've been here longer so I know better" card around. Just because one has been around for a while doesn't mean that one is right or isn't acting rude. :P [The exception is, of course, if that person is just having a bad day, and they normally don't act like that.]

Yeah. It doesn't mean that one is right.
But I think that's the case with only a few people.
I'm sometimes rude, and I'm new. XD

'Uni' irritates me too. She seems to be shamelessly attention seeking with the piss thing; and we're giving her all the attention she could ever want. I couldn't care less what her fetish is.

Mind you, I too am bored. :)

I'd rather not let her have another thing to whine about.

I'd love her to whine about something else. Even if she does only whinge, it's a slight improvement to her usual topic of choice.

this is bullying.

For fuck sake, I made several threads completely unrelated to the piss thing, and it seems now that YOU LOT are the only people who are dragging this thing out.

Eugh, if you genuinely don't want to be flamed; don't mention your fetish again, change your title thingy ( hell, what's it called, the bit that says 'Piss Fetishist and PROUD.'). Then post in other boards more.

Failing that make a new user account and start from scratch minus the piss.

Look at your user title and avatar, how could you possibly not be flaunting it?

Oh yes, I forgot the avatar. That needs shot of too.

I am not going to change my avatar and message to please you lot. I like them.

Would you say the same if someone had a ****** picture and a custom heading saying "****** and proud"?

Had a picture of stars?

I don't speak asterisk.

If you won't change them, then expect the flaming to continue. You only have the power to stop it.

l o l i t a.

Furthermore, I find it very immature the way this word is blanked out.

I never understood why it was. But if I had a picture of child porn on mine, I'd expect to get flamed.

I'm not saying your fetish is anywhere near that league, but, both are controversial. It isn't a great example, but I can't think of another. :(

It's not like it's a photograph or anything. it's and old picture. It's conservative by PF standards.

If someone said '****** and proud' I'd tell them that there's really no pride to be had there in the same way as there isn't with any other fetish. Plus, being a sexually attractive underage girl and proud of it isn't really great because nobody can capitalize on it without breaking the law.

My practise is not against the law.

The fuck do I care, it's like saying 'heterosexual and proud!' or 'gay and proud!'. I'd go to a gay pride festival (in fact I was pissy that I missed the one in Brighton), but when they say gay pride, they don't mean that they actually have their homosexuality as a chip on their shoulder, they're just expressing something about themselves, you seriously seem to flaunt it as something fantastic or better.

I don't care how old it is, and/or if it's a photograph. It still depicts the same thing.

It's like me saying I'm Liusaidh and PROUD.... great.... Nobody gives a shit it's just irritating. The caps make it even more grating.

I don't mean to come across arrogant, I merely wished to state that I'm proud of who I am, no more.