Whats everyones deepest darkest fetish or fantasy?
 

Mine is WAY to werid so i shall not say mine unless your VERY open minded about things

If it involves small woodland animals, best to keep it to yourself.

Mine... is to be tied up with handmade rope that my partner has fashioned himself, gagged with kitchen roll, beaten around the head with a wooden ladel and have "YOU'RE NOT A GOTH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO STEVEN SEVERIN IS!" shouted at me while I blink in a startled fashion and try to exclaim through the absorbant gag "I just came down here for a drink of water. I don't think I like what our relationship has become."

To pay off my house.

I'd rather not say.

No corpses or small woodland animals, though. Hahaha.

But why the hell is this in Fashion?

This made me laugh.

Anyways, most of my fetishes are too freaky to say in polite company, but one that's not too bad is my love of high heels. I love how they stretch my legs out and make me look taller.

AHAHA.

You're funny.

When you say your fetishes are "too freaky" you know that they probably aren't.

Well, paperplague said that if it involved small woodland creatures that we shouldn't post it...

Is it crush?

I don't know what you mean by crush, sorry.

It's a fetish that could involve small animals that most people wouldn't want to talk about.

Unrelated, but... I RECOGNISE YOU FROM THE INTERNET.

I saw you in a youtube video once. HELLO.

... Now I sound creepy.

don't really think it's that deep and dark, haha. Then again my standards are the ones of a mental person. I still hope to fulfill it one day, not going to happen in this country, though.

Is it euthanasia?

... euthanasia involving small woodland animals, perhaps?

Seeing how many squirrels to the face you can take until it kills you. Intense.

Isn't Euthanasia supposed to be a good, painless way of dying? I don't really think I'd ever grow to enjoy being hit in the face with small wooden animals.. then again I've never tried, lol.

Yeah, but I'm a rebel.



Oh, that's what all my patients say.
But let me tell you, after that 56th squirrel hits home you start to feel a pleasant tingling sensation. Half the time I have to write 'cause of death: a fucking good time' on the death certificate.

No, it's different. I used to have fantasies of going out into the woods and shooting the annoying birds outside my window with a bb gun. They chattered like the birds in those Disney princess movies.

two :D

in a room full of mirrors

dressed up as Jason Vorhees and a promiscuous teen camper :D
you know, i could like run in with a machete, and instead of the girl screaming, she gets turned on :D

hahaha imagine having sex while sky diving

I'd have to hunt you all down and kill you if I told you.
So I'll just say something relatively tame like gay underage bondage sex.

To be used as a chew toy by Shikhee.

Nearly anything that occurs in Anne Rice's Beauty trilogy. Among other things I'd rather not share that also happen to be rather impossible.

What?
What video?

The thread asks for "deepest darkest fetish or fantasy."
If you have one and want to share, do so, as this is the thread for it.

If you don't want to share, don't just make a post like, "OMG MINE IS WAYYYY TOO WEIRD FOR YOUS GUYS!" just so you can show everyone how perverted you are.

PS, assholes, I'm pretty sure almost none of you know what a fetish is if this is the shit you're listing.
A fetish isn't something you like in bed that is out of the ordinary.
A fetish is something you cannot orgasm without.

I wanted to share one, but not others. I'll remember not to even allude to others in the future though. And you asked for a fetish or fantasy.

According to wikipedia: Sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, is the sexual attraction to materials and objects not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature.

And: A sexual fantasy, also called an erotic fantasy, is a deliberate fantasy or pattern of thoughts with the goal of creating or enhancing sexual feelings; it is mental imagery that an individual considers erotic.

Therefore, I think most of what everyone has said would apply. But if you insist, we could always invite Uni in to further discuss the details of her piss fetish. Because I think that would qualify under your definition.

I would worry about the windburn on certain areas, but if you found a way to circumvent that then it would be pretty fucking cool.

You're right, I guess wikipedia is the be-all end-all of facts.
My bad.

I used to have a fetish for bondage orgies, but I'm on to bigger and better things now...
My latest and greatest has been spanking, but I'm not going into any detail.

WHY ARE YOU STUPID!?
Something you like sexually isn't a fetish!

A fetish is something you NEED to experience during sex or masturbation to orgasm!

Did you not just apologize to Mealla that you were wrong about that?

I was being sarcastic.
You see, Wikipedia is not actually the be-all end-all of facts, as it isn't reliable at all.

Ah, I didn't catch the sarcasm, and on some things I've found it to be correct.

A video your friend GothicusMaximus made about goth was posted on vampirefreaks and I checked out his other videos and you were in one.

That's how I remembered I even had an account here so if I become an annoyance you have him to blame.

I.....I genuinely don't think I have a single one actually. I wonder if sexual experience is required to sort of "develop" a fetish? Reading about others' always interests me though.

It's a lot more reliable than people give it credit for. And I just checked dictionary.com, and the definitions of a fetish range from "any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation", to "Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification", as well as what your definition appears to be: "a form of sexual desire in which gratification depends to an abnormal degree on some object or item of clothing or part of the body".

So you're right, but others in this thread haven't been 100% wrong. English definitions aren't often solid and consistent.

It's not MY definition, it's THE definition.

It's not a debate.

Ophelia would you accept something as a fetish if it is not necessarily required for orgasm but achieving orgasm is difficult with out the presence of that something? That is just the definition that I am used to as that is what we used in my human sexuality class.

Personally I don't have any fetishes, I like a lot of bondage, especially using silk scarves, but going vanilla works just fine for me as well.

Then "THE" definition is wrong.

Boys in drag = win.

I really like being degraded.

Did you not read my post?

No, wikipedia is not the be-all-end-all of anything, but it can serve as a reference, especially since many articles do have sources cited now. I also don't have the time or the patience to go down to my local library to get some books to post definitions from for the sake of a semantic argument on an online forum.

Not to mention other sites do back up the definition I mentioned as one of several accepted definitions. Just as Cicero said, many words in the English language have several different connotations, and I don't see the point in getting so worked up over some people having a different interpretation of the word than you intended, which was why I responded in the first place.

Experience isn't necessary with the fetish in particular, I'd think, given some fetishes (such as tentacle ****, inflation, castration, *****, etc.) can only be experienced once, if at all. Since it's desire-based, what turns someone on, I don't think it would be necessary to experience sex at all to have a fetish, so long as sexual desire is present.

I fucking hate how everyone is right these days.

No, you're not actually right, it's just that people feel bad for idiots and out of political correctness COMMON definitions become CORRECT definitions.

It's bullshit.

Here is an excerpt from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (Fourth Edition)
"Usually the fetish is required or strongly preferred for sexual excitement"


I would say that the DSM is the be all end all for a definition such as this

And that's correct.

A fetish STILL isn't something you just like.
It's in the DSM at all, doesn't that indicate something to you?

Yeah it does, I'm not saying that you were wrong in saying that people were using an incorrect definition, just trowing out the definition so that there is a source that everyone should be able to agree on