I want to kill someone so badely
 

You're a fucking buffoon.

You could, you know, actually get to know someone before you ask them out. Or when you find out that they have a boyfriend you could still try to be friends with them.

Why not just ask out chicks that don't have boyfriends...?

Or why not get rid of this pointless obsession with asking girls out? Seriously, how many have you asked out? Your emotions must be so unbearably fleeting that you're dodecahedropolar. That, or you just want to fuck, in which case you should just be honest about it rather than beating around the bush.

hmm... maybe I'll wait until I attempt suicide...*walks back into dark corner*

Not a single word I said has sunk in, has it?

Man, nobody here is going to know whether you commit suicide or not, so what do we care and what do you prove? If you were to commit suicide over something so stupid as not getting pussy then I'd say someone deserves the life you have because ungrateful fuckers like that piss me off.

I'm an ugly cunt, but i'm still happy! (Sort of)

Use your imagination and jack off..... It's that simple.

hmm...I see what you're trying to say Bella...I guess over the last minute I thought about it...if I kill myself, that wouldn't help because then I would never get a girlfriend no matter what...

Why are you so bothered about getting a girlfriend?

He needs another human's approval for validation.
Duh.

Eh, sure whatever works. Haha. :)
I'm glad I helped.

... Another one? When will these 'death-unto-me-and-others-for-completely-imbecilic-and-shallow-reasons' threads just desist and die out?

Well, you already killed English language in the title of this thread


LAWL







Lemme ask you one question, and I'm not being condescending; how old are you?

A murder is only an extroverted suicide.

Save the planet, and kill yourself.

Getting a girlfriend isn't the answer. Best case scenario, you get distracted for a while before she finds someone better and then you're right back where you started. Worst case, you get her pregnant and then we have to deal with yet another strain on natural resources.

WAAAAAAAAHHHHH

*sniffle sniff*

Go play some emo games, emogamer. "Life sucks; get a fuckin' helmet." - Denis Leary.

Seriously, folks, why do... I mean, why does... well, just WHY?!?

Boo hoo, I'm 14 and all the chicks I hit on are already taken. Quitcher bitchin' and try hittin' on a SINGLE chick! Dios friggin' mio!

Anyways, how is everyone else doin' today?

This guy is not serious in the least.

We know, Kontan, we know, but it's still so much FUN!

Your idea of fun is warped, homes.

You're complaining about two years of rejection? Currently I have 100% rejection rate ~ and that's over 10 years worth!!! Does it bother me? Nope. Shyness & low self esteem are curable, being fuck ugly like myself isn't so stop your wining lol.

Half of the girls I have met in life were complete emotional screw ups. The rest were either nutcases or got boring after a while. Though killing people seems like an attractive idea at times, it doesn't solve that much as a total, unless you're really , really good at it.

You want to kill someone so badely? I bade you not too, good sir!

Seriously, don't do it. You'll make a horrid mess. Ever seem a picture of someone that tries to shoot themselves and messes it up? Bloody mess.

If a girl has a boyfriend that doesn't mean she only has him to tease you!!
Unless she's lying of course.

He's probably sitting there, reading this all, laughing, thinking, "wow, what a reaction! On to the next posting experiment..."

..."I started a joke, that started the whole world crying, oh but I didn't see, that the joke was on meeeee....."
-Bee Gees/Faith No More

I didn't think anyone here was old enough to remember that song but me!
Goth for its time it was!

"'Til I finally died
which started the whole world
living..."

For me the most disturbing part of this entire thread is..."miswell".

i'm assuming that's supposed to fucking be "might as well".

Suicide for lack of ass. What are "they" fucking feeding kids nowadays?

What about Aphrodite's Child, The Doors, and Coven?

I think it's chocolate flavor bat corpses.

Oh yeah. Women already having significant others is definately reason to off yourself. If we had known then what distress this would have caused you, the ovarian would would have remained celibate.

Um honestly...

You don't really NEED a girlfriend to be happy, as long as you have friends (and don't fucking say you don't because I'm sure you do) Then you should be all good.
That's the way I see it anyway. feel free to disagree (I will swear at you though)

Blimey.
Seems you know lots of unstable people :/



:D

Sorry, can't help you. Women find me irresistable.

I've got a faster way for the poster Tam.

Step 1: Don't kill anyone

Step2: Kill yourself

See, only took half the time.

That's like saying "what about Marilyn Manson's or Gravity Kills' cover of 'Personal Jesus?'"

Less, actually. Only 2/5 the time, by my count.

See, there you go! How economical!

See, economics isn't all bad. Conservation works!

:p Wow...I haven't been on in months...by the way emogame-whatever...people usually don't die when they try to off themselves...they usually get "saved"...then, you go to the hospital...

:P If girls don't work out, you could ask out guys...

...Bleh

Haha Kropotkin said in his book, "the true irony is that the economy is the least economic form of transaction devised!"

I'll bet Kropotkin wasn't trying to halve the number of steps needed to off oneself.

And you'd be right.

But they were around at the same time as The Beegees. So how's it like that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49glmp8CFEc <Aphrodite's Child circa 1968

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZlgRf4ec1c <Coven circa 1969 (over a more recent video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QehH-JWobEQ <The Doors circa 1967

Never mind, I was thinking of something entirely different. See blurb 2 of my signature below---v