Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself.
 

Please post your introducction in the introduction section of the forum.

My apologies I thought "General questions and meet 'n greet and welcome!" meant to post your meet 'n greet stuff here. Hrmm I guess that makes me a fucking idiot.

Must...delete..

Don't apologies to this fucking jobsworth, and welcome.

When you're moderator you can ban me.

Until someone fucks up and makes a worm like you mod, kindly stick to destroying your own forum with breast spam.

We will not leave, and you'll have to drag our dead corpses from here because once we're in we're in - and no one EVER gets rid of us without actual force of arms.

I don't know what you two are going on about but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks for the welcome.

Why don't you take your own advice?

Oh I forgot - me and my cohort of sexiness actually bring some life to this moribund forum.

I don't think I'll be ignoring Helpmann due to the simple fact that he is the only person to welcome me thus far.

Now that I think about it.. what the hell are you doing in my thread without posting a single piece of constructive information ya bastid?!

Welcome to the board! You'll enjoy it here. Plenty of petty drama and information to browse through and participate in. A perfect and wonderful way to waste time if there ever was one.

I was going to properly welcome you but after that I'm not so sure I want to... Anyway, I have given you constructive information. I told you that Helpmann is a troll and I said to ignore him before he gives you trouble.

You may call them pieces of shit, and you may spit on them - but with that my power shall increase as I bring them to my flock.

As you can see SKULHEDFACE, dead_dreams is an arrogant prick who cannot even give you a decent welcome (and already he has you written off as a piece of shit)

Ignore him - he's just jealous that no one gives a fuck for his half-arsed opinions and musings on subjects he cannot truly understand.

Ah, well, good to know. Time is something that I currently have plenty of to waste so I imagine you'll be seeing me around these parts more frequently.

Thanks Eclipsing the Son.

Hello...*waves* warm greetings

You just admitted you're a piece of shit!

Yes I have just written him off.

You have terrible comprehension skills.

Let them be dead_dreams

Use the ignore function.


I found it useful and undeniable in this time of troll invasion.

ps. Or you can keep posting to have your post count going up,as well.

:3

^^^ We made this guy cry.

So I've heard. That was actually the first post I read before deciding I wanted to register here.

I'll use the ignore function, $haDe. :)

*shrugs*

Better than cut somebody's throat when you lost your boyfriend and everyone start insulting you 'cos they're jealous of how you look.

I have no idea what you're trying to convey in your message.

Your boyfriend left you and you were sad? Sounds very emotional.

Nope, He died.

That make me weak, (emotional)

Then, I lost control of myslef about those racist scum's insults.

Well done. Just joined and already made yourself look like an idiot.


I smell yet another Troll.
*sigh*

I apologize for not coming out and flat out saying that I couldn't understand what $hade was saying due to his poor grammar. I honestly could not make heads or tails of what $hade said.

However I will offer you this .. a riposte.

Are you not a troll for wandering into MY thread and then rudely accusing me of looking like an idiot. Why..I might even say that it is YOU who is now coming off as foolish possibly with a dash of trolling yourself.

Now I will go on to say that I did not ask for this nonsense to be dropped on MY doorstep. In fact what am I to think when I make an entirely legit post (albeit in the wrong section because i'm an illiterate dunce) which has been responded to in a positive manner by only three people. Three people managed to welcome me while some other jackass stumbles in here (dead_dreams ahem ahem) dragging with him a bunch of drama which did not originate in my thread. Not only that but he then went on to do some trolling himself by being rude to Sir Helpmann when Sir Helpmann expressed no ill will towards dead_dreams in his post here.

This only escalated by $hade coming in here and rambling about god knows what.

While I take no sides and am indeed a brand spanking new member..whose side do you think I would lean towards when two gentlemen come in and actually acknowledge the thread's original post and act in a kindly manner towards me. On the other hand dead_dreams came in with a sour attitude. $hade rambled about some past relationship which I am pretty much entirely unfamiliar with. And now there's you who have welcomed me to the site by calling me a troll and an idiot. I guess I should expect such ignorant hypocrisy from a 14 year old girl who obviously doesn't have the schooling to know any better.

I'm not trying to make any enemies here whatsoever. So you can kindly fuck off and die.

SKULHEDFACE, Try not to summarize things on your own before reading the older posts.



If you refused to take your time finding my relationship's stories you've mentioned, No one will tell you... Not my business.

ps. I'm not a native English speaker, dude. I've just started using English 2 - 3 years ago.




You aren't going to make any enemy, here.

Oh, that was quite amusing to read. Too much drama in one thread.
I don't think Sir Helpmann is a troll or bully in any way at all.

Away with all that, I'd like to welcome you here.
Here's a good advice: Run away while you still can (: (jk).

We've established that he's a troll already. Your opinion on the issue doesn't really matter.

^ Well, it matters to me and to everyone who agrees.

I can show you a few reasons why not that many people agree:
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I don't need that many.

And let's not spam the hell of this thread, now shall we?

Welcome SKULHEDFACE,
You seem rather interesting.
:)

Thanks for the welcome and compliment Bat Attack.

As for whoever said to run..well I sort of like it here so far. There seems to be some very interesting and entertaining individuals around these parts.

Things are not always what they seem. Perhaps you are simply easily impressed by people on the web.

I personally don't think that I'm easily impressed. I may be easily entertained however.

But I'm sure there is a reason that you've stayed around for as long as you have..no?

No, not really. Some things in life are purely happenstance and cookies.

Welcome, dude. Good to have you on board.

How on earth could we be jealous of how you look?

You dress like a metrosexual emo - it's not a look that we, as goths, subscribe to.

Protip: Your hands are too big for the look you're trying to achieve. They're massive, but equally laughable is how deep your voice is...becoming more feminine each year you say? Don't count on it. Anyone can with the right camera angle can look more feminine... better start saving up for that op.