Interesting secret facts about yourself GAME.
 

I'll go first:

When I was 12 I kept a pet snail called Eddy. A few weeks after I adopted him though, I squashed him by accident! :(

You go next.

Why do you still even try?

This thread is scary.

Sorry Ladies, BUT THEY'RE NOT FACTS. Shut the fuck up if you're not gonna join in.

I secretly think this thread is scary.

Ok. Here's a fact. I secretly want to see you get hit by bus....

Nyahahaha nut joining!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111

LADIES, if you want to keep hatin' on me, then PLEASE make a seperate thread about it. But this is MY super game thread so BUTT OUT if you're not gonna give some positive input.

My fact is that no one's using this thread apart from to take the piss out of Unimuff.

I think that what you lack in clue-by-fours you make up for with ugly-sticks.

But we already have a facts-about-you thread.

I'm participating in the game you butt out.

My secret fact is that I think Unimatrix should be utilized as a piñata.

You seem to be mistaken.
This is new "Let's all rip into Uni" thread.
We had to remodel the old design.

I secretly think the Uni is " Da Missing Link! " in the Evolutionary Theory.

No, no. That's you.

I secretly believe Unimegriffin is a mutant cane toad...

I secretly think Uni has no real friends.

I openly think Uni has no friends, real or imaginary.

I'm just trying to be nice.
Unimatrix, perhaps you should come up with new material that is original, ok?

Albert, what is your problem?

I secretly think that Albert is a Neanderthal.

So, am I the most hated member these boards have ever seen?

Okay I don't care. As I said, I'm living my life and becoming famous while you ladies are just runnin your mouth over me obsessing.

You're not famous!

You can only fucking wish.

Yeah but I'm becoming famous because of you lot talkin, talkin, talkin about ME.

I can out-burp and out-fart most men.

What's with the 'ladies' crap. Are you for real? I just got here and it's pretty obvious you're a loser. Either that or just trying to annoy people. Heh. Either way, you lose.

I can't believe you think you're famous. This is an insignificant forum dedicated to an insignificant subculture. You're about as famous as Johannes Molitor...

Oh, just ignore it Mr.Filth, it's a troll. Look at it's user title, it craves attention...

I have seen no recent threads about you. So actually no. You are not famous. Nor are you liked or popular. I don't know why you keep deluding yourself into thinking people are actually genuinely interested in anything you say. Just because they reply does not mean they like you. In fact it seems to be the polar opposite.

And before you even think of typing it, no. I am not jealous, or envious of you. I have better things to do with my time.

I am now going to go to bed for example.

If someone called you a "smart ass," would you turn around and say "Hey! S/He called me smart?"

Okay Okay. Envious bitches. Moving swiftly on.

Tell me your Interesting secret facts abut yourself!

Yawn!

Epic jargon.

Secret fact:

Unimatrix is kept in a cage with a sign that says "The dreaded beast of Lansing".



P.S.:(This thread is doomed seeing that if people tell their secret facts they're no longer secrets...)

READ THE SECOND PARAGRAPH OF MY POST AGAIN DIPSHIT.

I think the word you would be looking for is "infamous," even if we did talk about you outside of the occasions in which you shove your smelly ass in our faces (and then we speak only to say "Ewww. What's that smell? Make it go away!").

Secret fact:

Unibeastoflansing's PMs make me laugh, rather a lot, actually.

Seriously, if I had the time and money to burn, I would come to Iowa (urgh) just to prove that you can't put your money where your mouth (urgh) is.

I did not send that PM.

Further proof people, that Jack_the_knife is a pathetic loser.

Ho ho everyone should go to Iowa now.

Yeah maybe you should. Doubt you'd be so mouthy then.

Yes, you did send that PM --->Screenshot<---

Further proof that Unibeastoflansing is a liar, and a rather bad one at that.

Wow.
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You got one too? I'm going to have my face smashed in if I ever go to Lansing!

What's in Lansing, anyway? Edit: besides Unimatrix.

I guess a corn field, like the rest of Iowa. Oh and that freakshow thing, the beast of Lansing.
It's not suitable for children though...

Jack_the_knige, nice editing job, but you can tell its just that. And LaBelleDameSansMerci? Don't even bother trying. You're all just liars. Again, I SENT NO FUCKING PMS.

http://www.lansingiowa.com/
Apparently their most exciting attractions are a Commercial Fishing Museum and an Old Stone School Building.
http://www.lansingiowa.com/attractions.htm

LOL@Jack. 20 bucks she's throwing a fit right now. You guys are too much. :D

EDIT: She's so frantic she misspelled 'knife' as 'knige'. Now she's cursing her chubby ickle fingers.

I don't believe this, this is fantastic. You seriously think I would put that much effort in?
Everyone here can see that you're lying, just give up. Either admit that you sent me a PM threatening me and stand by your guns, or, deny it and be remembered as a disgusting liar that backs out of everything.

GIVE. IT. UP.

Ok jack_the_knife you've took it too far. You can stop now.

Why does everyone have to go to Lansing? Doesnt the beast go on freak show tours?

She's one step behind the rest of the internet tough guys. While most of them now say "I'll hunt you down and kill you!!!11", she's still all "If you hunt me down, I'll kill you!!1111".

I want one of those PMs now :(