Unimatrix's Best wishes over the holiday season my darlings
 

I know, I know, I know our relationship hasn't been the most stable, but I just want to wish each and every one of you the best over the holiday seasons. Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year. Also, happy Hanukkah to my jewish friendys. xxxxx

Out of the good spirits of this holiday season, I bid all of you Merry Christmas.

No happy Eid?
Though it was a week ago...

Eid Mubarakh! lol. I don't know if I said that right ...

But yes Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, happy Hanukkah, and happy whatever the hell i missed. :D

Corrected!!
Thanks alot :D -shokran- in arabic

Happy holidays for everyone ^_^

Happy Festivus!

Festivus for the rest of us!

Hehe, my darlings x x x x

Fuck you, Asshole!

GO AWAY you vile little turd. Nobody wants you here.

Fuck you, asshole!

Fuck you, asshole!

Fuck you, asswipe!

Wipe you, assfuck!

Get Over It.

I'm going to be a total geek and say "Peldar joi." Two free internetz if you get it without having to look it up.

You get over it. >:[

Asshole.

oooo I am not familiar. Please inform me?

Star Trek. Bajoran festival. That's all I can remember. Is that enough for the judges? Can I haz internets?

Nice. Two internetz for you. :p

Haha. My babies. xx

Fuck you, asshole.

Happy a-week-ago Eid! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukka! Happy Yuletide?

You forgot Kwanzaa.


Asshole.

At the same people.
All in the span of twenty minutes.
You're fucking sad.

This thread would be fine if you didn't go on about people your babies or darlings. Almost NO ONE likes it when you call us that.

Okay then.

Happy Holidays Uni

And please do not call me darling, etc.
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"I died a long time ago".

Okay same to you.

Merry Christmas and suck my fucking dick!!

Fuck you, Assholes!

You offer and tease yet never deliver =(

Get out of my thread, Kontan Karite.

Hey, I'm a washing machine, gaddamnit! I'll give you a large load on a cold cycle with a delicate setting. ;)

Through democratic process, we've decided to allow Kontan to stay in this thread.

Not until you get off my forum.

Oh look, here's another asshole who's not welcome here. GO AWAYGodslayer Gillian, I know you're not here to give your best wishes.

I am above believing that empty wishes will possibly make my life happier than it already is.
We stay cause we're awesome.

Fuck you, asshole!

Go away Mr. Filth. Its not funny and it never was.

What kind of detergent do you use?

Why are you asking me that?

Fine. Be that way. See if I care. I'll kick your ass.

I'll punch you in the pussy!

I'll shoot you in the tit with a potato gun.

Afwan... =)

This thread needs more piss fetish jokes.

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Who the fuck is that asshole? Fuck you, asshole!

Yea, asshole!

*yawns*

Get out of my thread and fuck you, asshole!