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So yeh me and lu areh re and we r SO FIUCKIN HIIIGGH YEAAHH. Idm lu's sign ikficsant (HW U SPELL THAT) other. ha. We had a harfd day so wkegot SAVIAAA and PILZZ yeahh. to relazx to. Yeahh.

Hahaaha we so silly lu uses thsis site A LOT so we goit online and commentes yooo. Snhed says hi aand thAT SHE DOOESNT C(SORRY CAPS)carer if u ove hednr or not because she loves youuuuuuuu.

WE CNAT STOP LAUGHING

we love u renatus. willl be on lsater man.

How come your spelling is fucked up today?

Hahaha.
Because she's "soooo high!!!!!"
Yeah, because you really become THAT impaired when you're high.

Should you be getting high when you are on meds? Very responsible. Way to go trying to prove yourself.

What. The. Fuck.

It bears repeating: Uni and Catch are like a fucking car accident. I want to look away, but I just can't help myself.

Maybe she'll ingest a lethal combination of substances, and the whole world will be able to sleep easier tonight.

She's just pretending to be high.

@ Viscus, I know dude. She keeps on randomly posting updates on her life. No one cares though.

Now this is a clear case for punishment for possibility. She runs the risk of being unleashed into society as an adult and subjecting people to this drivel face to face.

She should be lowered slowly into the mouth of an active volcano.

Or toe-first in radioactive waste.

She should have her dick torn off.

She hasn't posted in a while guys. Do you think she's dead?

YAY THE BEAST OF LANSING IS DEAD!!

*shakes wine bottle*

No I'm not dead. I didnt write this, my bf did. We got stoned in my house a few days back and went online. Haha it was a fun day.

But y'all shut up making assumptions. I know this wasn't a very appropriate post and Conner says he's sorry.

and btw Lu is Conner's nickname for me. x

Is he in a Metal band by any chance?

Whoever typed the initial post is fucking retarded, then, whether it be because you really did get that fucked up or because you think we'll believe that you really did get that fucked up. If you were that impaired you wouldn't even be able to find the keyboard.

Perhaps she was that fucked up, and he was pretending to be high so he could take advantage of her. Wait. That couldn't be it.

-THE BUTLER DID IT!

Plot twist!

Agreed, if I can smoke a joint, go to class and do well, typing definitely shouldn't be that hard. If you were that high, you wouldn't be able/willing to move your arms enough to reach the keys.

I've been so stoned it took me bloody ages from thinking 'god I need a drink' to physically moving to get said drink, THAT was indeed fun times. I could barely move let alone type. Stop talking out of your arse you daft cunt.

For The Love Of God, Stop Using My Fucking Name.

Poor Kontan, it'll be okay.

No it will not. This mouth breather blasphemes my name, god damn it.

Ok whatever you guys but I know what happened and lets just forget about it now.

How is peoples?

I'm fine but hoping you'll come on aim again.

What the fuck, this is getting to be too much, if you're going to stalk a woman on gnet, at least pick someone physically attractive and/or mentally stable. Seriously, stop it, if you really want action with her grows some balls and go piss on her and she'll probably go down on you, no r@pe necessary, it's not like she actually makes an effort to conceal the fact that she's a complete whore. And I mean c'mon, you're from Wisconsin anyway. Wisconsin's a total shithole, it's not like you'll move and find Iowa inhospitable like any decent human being would.

Well when you don't hear from somone you care about for a month you tend to worry. I have no other way of communication with her other than through gnet and aim. If you want to criticize me for caring about another human being then fine, but I will never let my sense of compassion suffer because of it.

We're not criticizing you over caring for another human being, we're criticizing you over your caring for unimatrix.

Exactly Joker.

It's good to know that when I'm not online, there's someone out there who can post cold, heartless retorts in my stead.

That's how I feel about Jillian in regards to religion. I don't even have to bother reading a religion thread, I know he already went in and kicked ass. It saves me time.

Yea, I do that too. He's too good at arguing for atheism. I'll say something, then someone will come back with something, and Jillian will come back at them with something similar to my argument. Then I just don't bother because he said it better anyway.

Nobody speaks for me.
I am totally unique.
Lolz.

Remember grasshopper: You are a unique gift to the world. Just like everyone else.

Oh, you silly.
There you go pwning me again.

Your compassion is wasted on her.

My theory is they changed her meds again, she ODed, and now as a result she has dissociative identity disorder (aka multiple personality disorder), with her second personality being her "boyfriend," who wrote the original post in tongues while having convulsive fits.

Unimatrix!!! I missed you baby! xxx

^
LOL

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Both Wisconsin and Iowa are nice places, you must not have ever visited there.

Spend a week in Queens or in Los Angeles and then spend a week in Menominee Falls and a week in Cedar Rapids; I don't think you would insult them afterward.

^^ lol tourist.

Minnesota is as not as bad as Wisconsin, we do have a good music scene here, but it's always cold.

... dude the summers are fucking hot there. Half my family live in Minnesota.

But yeah the winner is freezing. Much worse temperature extremes than here.

I go to Wisconsin at least 3 times a year, my family owns a cabin up North. The countryside is decent enough, really nothing unique, I can go just past the Canadian border and see the same thing with less annoying tourists, but it is pretty. But the cities are just terrible, with the exception of a small portion of Madison. Milwaukee is just a hellhole.

I admit to not liking most places in the States, so maybe I'm biased, you're right I do hate Queens and L.A., stayed in both for 1 month+.

I can't say I've ever spent a good length of time in Iowa, a week at the most consecutively, and that was mostly stopping on the way to something else. I guess if you have a corn field fetish, it's great.

Honestly, the only cities in the States I'd willingly live in (I can't live permanently in the boonies) are Chicago, Boston, Seattle, Portland and San Francisco.

And a really, really, really, really big mall!

I honestly don't know how people stand it in Minnesota. I'm originally from Quebec, we're farther North, and somehow not as cold.