I'm more goth because.....[game]
 

Here's another pointless Gnet game. It seems so obvious to have a game like this but I didn't see one in the old posts so I'm starting it now. Basically, just tell us why you're the most goth person here. The more exaggerated your answer is the better it is. For example, I'm more goth than you because:


I backcomb my eyelashes.

Somebody check me on this but I do remember seeing a gother than thou thread somewhere. To be honest it's been a long time since I've seen one, so heres a cookie *gives cookie*.

Digging a little deeper in the archives revealed this.

I'm so goth that (blank)
http://gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=13243

Joker said there were older versions as well. I was going to compile a list of all the serious threads upon gothic art and literature anyway. Maybe I'll compile a list of games I stumble upon in the process as well.

I'm more goth than you because:

Dr. Avalanche was programmed after me.

I'm more goth than you because I put black food colouring in my tea.

I'm more goth because I attend funerals to pick up women on the rebound.

I'm more goth because I cry blood.

I'm more Goth than you all because in dog years I'm already dead.

I'm more Goth than you all because I used to live and study on cemetary grounds.

(True fact).

I put 20 quid on Joker being Sanctus Dei.

You should have that looked at, my gf somtimes cries blood, it was discovered that this was due to a blood vessel that repeatedly bursts by her tear duct.

I actually wasn't serious, I thought this was a 'make up ridiculous crap that makes you goth' thread.

Yeah it is, but ever since I found out my gf literaly cries bloody tears when she cries or gets angry I take it a little more seriously. Only a little, here have a cookie *gives cookie*.

I'm more goth because I've not been properly laid in nigh unto two years.

Woe is me.

I'm more goth because I've been offered work as a professional dominatrix, true story.

I'm more goth because I shit bats, true story.

...........

Bullshit!

I believe Solumina, however.

I'm mo' gawf 'cuz hatas want my ride, and bitches want deez nuts!

Batshit!




tooshort

I'm more goth than y'all 'cos I got black hair and black eyes, naturally.

BWAHAHA!!!!

=_=

Bat-shaped sprinkles on bran muffins.

I shit bats.

In fact, I've shit many a bats.

Many a bats have been shitten by me over the years.

I´m more goth than you - in the evening, when I wake up I make myself a shot in the dark (coffee, stupid) and a bowl of black cornflakes that I buy exclusively on the black market.

I'm more goth than you because I can read Inferno and listen to Floodland backwards at the same time.

I'm more goth than you, I read twilight and drink human blood.

:p

I'm more goth than you because I'm not goth at all, and you're just poseur conformists.

I'm more Goth than you because Andrew Eldritch hates me.

...I just made a scottish kilt... out of Lanyards.

I'm more goth than you, my last name translates to "Little Dark Child".

Dude that's awesome, you better post some pics

i'm more goth because i vomit spiders :P

I'm so much more goth then you because I make "How to look Goth" videos and control all your fashion sense

Not true story. ;P

I'm more goth because... I have an iPod Touch!

...also, I ricochet
and you don't notice.

I'm more Goth than you because I own an inflatable banana.

=O Yeah, you got me...

Yes ma'am.

I'm the most goth here because I don't wanna be!
(beat that :P)

That doesn't count, Andrew hates EVERYONE XD

My condoms are black & glow under blacklight.


And I was blessed by the Zombie Jesus last week.

I'm more goth because I only read the obituaries in the newspaper. :P

I'm more goth than you because I sleep in corsets and Demonia boots.

I'm more goff than you because I know a bloke that actually sleeps in a bodybag...

I'm more goth than you because I've slept in, fucked in, and stole a skull from New Orleans' St. Louis Cemetery #1 on Halloween night.

Aw, you all just lost.

You fucked a skull? Righteous.

Unfortunately I've actually seen it done. Damn /b/.

I'm more Goth than you because my lungs match my outfits.

I'm more goth than y'all, Eldritch gave up his look and dressed like Sailor Moon upon seeing me.


*evil laughs*

I'm more goff than you because I used to know a guy who slept in a coffin.

I'm more gawthyk than you because I breathe like a drowning man.

I'm more gawffix because Mir said so. Bizzurn.

(-3 bat cred)

I r muur gawffhix than u because... because my mom says so!!

Fuck yes. <3
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I'm more goth than you because I used to live next door to a funeral home and now I live next to a cemetery

I'm more goth than you because I own a funeral home and cemetery and hold social functions in the latter, regularly. :p