why wont the goth girls ever get baked with me more than 2 weeks
 

Maybe I should date hippies instead.

I didn't need to read the post. The title was enough to "quack" me up. Lmfo.

Hippie chicks are hot.

Troo dat, blud.

I like hippies, us peace punks tend to get along with them very well.

I agree. Just as long as they wash.

Aye. Washing hippie chicks are hot.

DUCKMAN, MA SEXY ASS MO'FO'!!!

I'll get baked with you any time, I got some purple kush (;

Oh no, it's back..

Goth girls are like jews; stick them in an oven, and they start hating you.

Never dated a Goff chick, not interested. Jewish, on the other hand.........

I have did all the calculations and i can give you a Mature , reasonable answ-
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!!

..hehe...

Be quiet, you moron.

Oh duck, you make me want to quack!

Mir, how do you feel about Jewish chicks? Personally, I'd bang 'em.

Natalie Portman is Jewish!

Hey Mir, I'm entering this thread.

So's Fran Drescher and Gina Gershon!

Maybe your just not baking with the right Goth Girls ? Every think about that?

No, I did not every think of that.

Fire your weed supplier; move to Humboldt Co. CA, and grow your own! besides there are colonies of hippies up there. and Portland and San Francisco are a stones throw away! It could be your Paradise Ducky.

Location, location, location...


The Infamous Mr.Oktober

well maybe you should.. not all goth girls don't like baking.. i love it !

Can you make baked Alaska?

I like Killing Joke!

No body gives a shit.

Oh, but you will someday!!!

Muhahahahahahahaha!

hum.. sadly i can't make that , but i do make amazing brownies ! Everyone loves them !

Everyone?
...

seriously......................

YES ! any one that has ever tried them loves them .

...............................seriously?

Ay, Fuck you, Killing Joke are better than most shitty melancholic post - punk.

Can i buy some weed for you? 'Cause the only way someone can be that fat is if they got the muchies 24/7

I bet when she was younger she wanted to be a bowling ball when she grew, which she did irrather quickly.

Thanks Jack for the backup.

you clearly missed the point my homeboy Duckie's comment wasn't directed at your little band so much as it was Stormtrooper's being an attention whore

don't worry pepper jack, shit happens (;

That was the whole point of my poorly executed plan. Ignore attention whoring and divert attention to a slightly above average post-punk band.

Yo, can you dig it?

Why bother indulging in such gratuitous whoring?

It happens enough already

Because I have too much time on my hands and couldn't think of anything better to do at the time. Having too much time is a result of me having lost Crime and Punishment when I was in the middle of it. I hope I find it again, because I was really fucking enjoying it, and I can't be asked to start on Maupassants short stories yet.

Crime and Punishment?

I've been turned off to it ever since I saw a group of hipsters publicly reading it on at a Starbucks...

It was probably just the outer cover wrapped around some Ayn Rand drivel.

The Evils Of Starbucks; It came from Seattle!!!
 

Just for Fun.

Starbucks, Is an Evil thing my Friends. Not only do they sell and addicting product that controls the mind and body but, it has an evil conspiracy to systematically take over the world. More over, it is Fucking working! Here is proof!

I was in and out of, Beijing, china for the last 4 years on business. My first trip I saw only one, at the airport. OK, lots of westerners, and the diplomatic welcome mat for the rest of Communist China, I get it.

The next year there were two. One new one in the You Yi district where foreign students tend to congregate. Ok, I still see no threat; now, we are starting to look like the rest of the world. could be an effort to " modernize" which is cool, I get the groove.

The third year, Oh Shit! Every other street corner! They now rival the Mickey D's there! And One right off Tienanmen Square!!! Mind you, this is RED CHINA, The last Hardliner ultra conservatives on the planet!

The forth year, forget about it. A Starbucks on each corner. And the smell of Arabica bean tinted capitalism wafting on the otherwise pretty toxic proletarian air.

So either the Chinese Gov't has gone soft, or there is something afoot that involves crappy over expensive Java, with too much milk. Yes weird I know, but, one of the things that makes you go " Hummmmm? "

:: open the can, marked "DANGER Don't Fucking Open" and sits back waiting to see what will emerge::

The infamous Mr. Oktober

I'm trying to boycott all Unilever brands (including starbucks) but it's fucking difficult, because so many things are produced by them, even PG tips and motherfucking lipton...

i dated a jewish chike for almost 2 years. i thought she was just gawfic instead she reall was increadibly happy with just being depressed and bitchy. then i found out why. of all the jewish stereo types the one true one would be the dreaded jewish mother in law. if ever i was pushed to murder.

Fine, I get it.

and I thought they were kidding in Austin Powers when Number 2 told Dr Evil they owned Starbucks.

Oh Christ, why have you forsaken brains?

What? I take the piss, only once and you get bent out of shape, I think you're a tad too sensitive.

I think Amanda McKittrick Ros is more their speed.

It's not your fault, I'm sorry for being short, it's just that wasn't a great day. Sorry dude.