I want someone to convince me to dye my hair black.
 

And nobody will do it. I don't have the balls to go out and do it on a whim so I want to be viciously forced into it so I can wail and moan about how emo it is while secretly feeling all hot n shit. Also, if it turns out ugly and I looked better the other way, I can blame it on whoever coerced me and then I don't have to take the fall for being stupid.

Life is so depressing when one has hair woes. I just can't think of anything more horrifying to endure than being bored with one's locks. I'd rather have AIDS and a sexy head than be healthy and lame, am I right?
Of course.

Get rainbow coloured hair.

Dye your hair black. I said so. I give you permission. If it makes you feel better I only date brunets and girls with unnatural hair colors like blue, green or purple. Fuck blondes and redheads. If it looks like shit that will only make you angry and angry brunets make my dick hard so it's a win/win situation.

Done. The plan is in place. At an unspecified time in the near future when you leave your place a nondescript van will be waiting. Men in black suits with shades on will grab you and carry you into the van. You will be blindfolded, hogtied and spirited away to an undisclosed darkened warehouse. There, a licensed cosmetologist (perhaps KontanKarite, perhaps not) will dye your hair as black as a raven. You will then be placed back in the van and dropped on your doorstep. You'll have to get out of the blindfold and ropes yourself.

Oops, sorry! I mistook this for the corrupted wishes thread.

A good way to find out if a colour suits you ( And I have done this myself by the way ) is find a place that sells hairpieces, wigs, weaves ect. Try on a black wig in a style roughly similar to your own and see how you like it. If you don't, try another colour or even a different style.

That way you'll have less chance of hating your hair colour than if you just dye it and devil take the hindmost.

dye your hair black.

Now she definitely won't do it.

You would have to post a picture before anyone could really advise you in terms more useful than "if you want to then go ahead".

Black is never wrong. Do it.

Personally I'm going the other way. Going to go back to my "Spike" and Star Trekky Andrew Eldritch period and dye it terribly eye-soring peroxide blond.

Not looking for advice. Looking for BROOT FORZE.

Stop being a pussy, Pineapple! You love the black, you NEED the black, it is the only colour that really loves you - it is the ultimate demonstration of commitment and subcultural authenticity! Without it, you are not complete, only a complete coward.

Do it. Do it NOW. Or I shall be forced to insult you a second time.

Damn. That was GOOD.

Less complimenting, more massaging the inky and foul-smelling goo of doom into your hair! I swear, I'd better not see you posting in here again tonight - you should be on your way to the drugstore and clutching that box of self-validation in your hands. Go! Now!

Ophelia. Don't dye your hair black. Please. I'm begging you. I'll do anything, anything; just please, don't dye your hair black. Please.

Wrong poster, chappie. (It's PJ)

LOL. Perdon Ophelia. So sorry.

Here.

Pineapple, don't dye your hair black. Please. I'm begging you. I'll do anything, anything; just please, don't dye your hair black. Please. Juice, I'm begging.


Perdon again Ophelia.

Thanks Lollypop.

Wow, PJ, that last post there ought to be a powerful enough motivator to make you run to the drug store now.

I'm with Ophelia on this now. Are you gonna post in this thread again sniveling about how you're not sure, when flaunting that jet black mane will scream how independent you are?

No more posting until you can upload nu-u pics.

No problema, Jethro. It's far too late for me, anyway, as my hair is already dyed black. However, you get in between PJ and her fast-approaching blackness, and we're going to have muy muchas problemas.

Also, PJ, it's Black History Month - show some respect! Dyeing your hair black is the very least you can do.

Hear, Ophelia.

Pineapple, it's time to make a change. Many poeple believe in you.

It's time for people to see a fruit salad with black pineapple hairs;

A pizza with black pineapple toppings,

and most of all, su gente are dying to taste a black-haired pineapple juice which we have never tasted in our whole life. You can make a change pineapple-juice.

usted puede hacerlo pineapple. you can do it. We believe in you.
Dye your hair black! Now!

I'm gonna do it!

Wait a minute Pineapple_Juice is a girl?
OMFG I always thought she was a male!
D=
(Sorry u___u)
Anyway you should post a picture of yourself so we can tell if black hair would really look good on you.

Not asking if it would look good or not.

Nope. No pics until she gets her hair colored black as coal. Looking forward to seeing that! (-:

God spoke to me the other day. Do you know what he told me? He told me to tell you that he wanted you to dye your hair black. Do you dare defy the will of our lord and savior? If it doesn't work out, you can blame it on God.

My once red locks are right at this moment saturated in unholy inky darkness-LIKE MY SOUL. Only an hour to go...

Black hair dye stains on your towels are gawf as fuck! Which brand of dye are you using?

RIGHT? I already have the red stains, which are totally like blood so they're hardxcore, but now I can add black to them. I used Revlon.

Does that extend to a ether soaked rag being pushed against your mouth and nose and being tossed in white van and driven to an undisclosed location and tied to a chair, only then to have your hair dyed before being dropped off 5 miles from your home at 3am?

Just looking for boundaries...

That's exactly what I wanted/.

Then I want to point out that I described that in detail on page one ... and had I understood your desire more clearly, I would have left off the line about the corrupted wishes thread.

Noted for future reference *wink*

If you were really gawf you'd have already bought black towels to match your black bathroom.

Don't worry, Ben. I fully recognize that it was you who took initiative and stated your plans first.

Spy: the raven flies at midnight
Contact: the Pineapple is redeemed
Spy: No kidding, the Pineapple is goth as fuck!

I could just throw you a party, PJ! : )

Hurry up and make with the pictures of you modeling those alluring obsidian-toned tresses or I'll have to publish the incriminating photographs. *wink*

No! Ben, how could you? I thought we agreed that those were for our eyes only! This treachery will not go unpunished.

Alright here's a camera phone picture. I cut out the other half of my face because in the light you can see how bad my under eye bags are. :( But anyways it's done. I hate it.

http://img23.imageshack.us/i/photo0238k.jpg/

It looked better before. :( WHY'D YOU GUYS MAKE ME DO IT

Post a shot of the red so we can see before and after together. Black hair on you looks good.

Oh, I just put a pre-black one on the picture post.


Edit: ah who cares.

before
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2434/carsnot1.jpg

I like the black hair, it just looks odd with the eyebrows being so light.

I know right? I haven't gone out to get any matching makeup yet for my brows.

Ha ha ha ha! Because you dared us to. Plus, it looks fucking awesome now!

I think black hair looks better on you.

Question, Why the fuck were you hiding for such a long time?

Poo. I got pulled over today and the cop said she "knew" she'd arrested me somewhere before, and did I have any weed in the car?
I've never smoked weed in my life. And I've never been arrested by her. When I reached for my registration she put her hand on her gun and yelled "WHOA, what're you reaching for?!"

I attribute this to the hair, so it's a fail moment.


To Jack, I haven't been hiding. I just like mysterio and people thinking I'm a dude. Causes much confusion and mayhem.

Your new black hair obviously has hypnotic qualities. With practice, you can begin to control what false memories you sneakily implant in people's (and by 'people's', I mean traffic cops') heads. Keep up the good work! : )

Really, your hair looks good black. I'm proud of you for doing it even though you were nervous.

I think both look great, the red hair was pretty cool, not a lotta people can pull that off...

I'll let you dye your hair black if you let my cousin have sex in you.

Cops deal with assholes all day so most tend to be more "assholeish" then they should be. Don't put that on your hair color =p

aw shucks, it's nuth'n.

Yeah my step mom said it was ugly red, haha.

I see what you did there, with the 'in' and not 'with'. Thanks for the offer. Is your cousin Matthew Broderick by any chance?

Alright, I guess I'll trust your judgment on this one.