Goths suck and don't care about food.
 

You know what I want? I want a whole section of the forum dedicated to food. And then I want subforums separating these into specific cuisines. And then inside these I want threads that have recipes. And pictures.
Lots of pictures.

We could have a "pictures of good food you've eaten" thread. I tried the "What are you eating" thread before, and it never caught on because goffs are stupid and only drink absinthe/blood and smoke cloves.

I hate you all.

What, are you hungry or something?

Starving. I've had literally 86 cents since last week. Getting paid tomorrow, YAY!

Edit: Hey, that's neither here nor there. Why doesn't the thought of food ever catch on in this place? That's what I'm whining about!

Goth girls are fatasses and don't want to talk about food lest they lose their darnk mystique and we as a community realize the do weight 200 pounds.
Goth guys are anorexic and only eat because their mother forces them to or they take away their bullet belts and bitch boots. Or fatasses that won't talk about food lest we discover they're not nihilist technovikings of the type Gorgoroth would like to sing about.

You could just drink coffee until you get something to eat.

Nah I don't have any coffee. I have rotten soymilk, the last dregs of some juice, and all the tap water I could drink. I could make a lot of tea...

I care about food. I have to. I work in a kitchen.

PJ, don't you live in LA somewhere? Honestly, I would be happy to buy you lunch or give you money for food. PM me if you want to meet somewhere or even just tell me where to drop off some cash for you to pick it up later. The closer to Riverside County the better.

spaghetti carbonara with bacon on top :)

I live in LA, can I have money? I promise I'll claim it's for food.

Aren't you, ROBOT?

anyone into organic food? i know its not very punk rock to be healthy, but some of us HAVE to eat good wholesome food.

I hate the concept of organic food.

I just hate the presumptuous assholes who assume organic is inherently better.

Yea, have fun digging chicken shit out of your organic wheat numb nuts.

I buy from a brand that has a 50 ton machine to do that for me, thanks.

i'm pretty sure organic doesn't mean they can't use machines to pick out chicken shit. speaking of chicken shit...

I love Indian food, especially that kind that is so spicy it makes me sweat.
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Oh and everyone should look up Nepalese recipes, it's like crossing Indian with Chinese food.

Nepalese recipes are the shit.There's a Nepalese restaurant near my house which I like to go to. I can't remember the name of any of the dishes though. Indian food that make you feel like your eyes are gonna melt because they are so hot are the absolute best. I fucking love hot food. I'd eat it non stop if I could. Even for breakfast.

Lots of us like food. Really like it.

It's just that food is expensive and I'm... skint. Like, living-on-a-meal-and-some-juice-a-day skint. If I talk about food, I will be so damn hungry. Granted, at weekends that meal will be a nice meal, but it's still *a* meal. If I start talking about butternut squash and bok choi light thai style curries with fresh fruit juice and a delicious pandan agar jelly in coconut afterwards, I will befeeling very damn hungry. Especially if I think about the exotic fruits served with the pandan jelly, the gula mekala layered cake, the keuh dadar I hope to try making some day as a delicious afternoon snack, the light and tasty brioche that just makes the best breakfast bread, the rich, dark, sinfully heavy chocolate cake with oozingly luscious chocolate-orange sauce and full fat, creamy vanilla ice cream that they used to serve in CCK....

See what you've done, now I have to go scavenge and make lots of tea.

This is funny. I don't go to a goth website for info on food in the same way I don't go to WebMD to get info about how to play a piano or I don't turn on the Food Network on my TV to watch Sisters of Mercy videos.

Although reading those rants in the user forum at WebMD from frustrated piano aficionados has helped me waste an idle hour or two here and there.

Yeah, but generally a goth website wouldn't be expected to cover politics and current events, but we have a forum for each of those as well as the traditional goth stuff like music, clothing/eyeliner, and whining about how awful the world is.

Well, actually ... some of them do have a politics or current events section, and those make sense from a cultural perspective. But I've never seen a food section.

I'd love a food section, though I suppose I could just as easily go to a food forum.

Personally I like looking at pretty food almost as much as I like eating it, most people don't seem to put much thought or care into presentation these days and that makes me very sad.

Well, that is true ... especially considering it is one of the few basic things that we all have in common. But your observation is correct, which is why there isn't much interest in such a thing here. But I have seen 3 or 4 people keep a spirited thread going on a subject completely unrelated to what the rest of the site is about ... the key is finding 3 or 4 really passionate people.

Indian food tastes like shit. It's just a big pile of oddly scented mush-I assume from the taste that part of it is human waste and part of it is pureed roadkill, with a sprig of mint in to make it a bit more pleasing to the nostrils than your average septic tank overflow.

I feel that Thai food is just the spiced up garbage from the dumpster of a Chinese restaurant.

A food section would indeed be awesome.

I have to say some of the best food I have ever eaten was from both a little Indonesian restaurant , and the next night, a Portugese in Amsterdam. The food in both those places was absolutely fantastic.

This makes me sad, I love both Indian and Thai food (which really isn't at all like Chinese food) but most of what is available is rather low quality and indeed tastes rather unpleasant.

Me and my girlfriend both enjoy alot of foods from all sorts of different places, but more importantly, we both think it tastes better when it's made from scratch. When we get together this summer for example we have plans to make all sorts of things ranging from chimichangas to eggrolls, dutch apple pie to meatpie, steak tartare, a wide range of Columbian cuisine (we both have mostly Columbian blood running through our veins), and anything else we can think of. Frankly someday we might start a restaurant.

Its funny, I don`t like going to Indian restaurants but the Indian food I make is awesome. There`s really only two or three restaurants here that I like going to out of a sense that I think their cooks have a lot of talent, most times I feel like "I could have made this at home and made it better.", there is the vegetarian restaurant (they're really inventive, and its so amazing even the most carnivorous of my friends love it) and this Mexican restaurant here that is really accommodating and almost everything has a vegan alternative. That, and I love Mexican food the most.

I don`t think we need a whole subsection, I go to vegan forums when I want to talk about food, and even then its not very often I go to their recipe or food porn section because I hate feeling hungry and envious and start getting the will to go out and buy shit. Although I'm starting to learn how to make great awesome things cheaply, I'm making root veggie chocolate chili this week for my lunches and I just had wicked coconut curried veggies.

I have an entire website about food... with recipes.

http://naomieshomerecipes.blogspot.com/

Here is a guy who makes weird vegan stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEq9u0xYrEk

There... Gothic.net isn't the Food Network.

:: Just Dies laughing :: Alan is always on point with his funny ass comments. Thanks for being there Alan you darken my day.

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....that was really stupid.

more like LAME.

Oh and I want some king ranch chicken...(or IHOP whos giving away free pancakes today.)

I'm down for some of those vero elotes chili corn sucker things.

So ... there's a FOOD thread started in General that is fit for all kinds of food discussions, desires and fetishes. Doesn't that render this thread irrelevant ... or more precisely, obsolete. Because the original intent of the OP was to bitch that there was no place here to talk about food, and now there is. And since this is in Whining ... no one can whine about there not being a place to talk about food anymore. Since, as I said ... this IS in Whining. And further "waaaaaahhhhh" here does no one any good.

And before someone gets up in arms about that statement, consider that if you want to continue to have a place to talk about food, the most effective thing you could do would be to chat about it in the FOOD thread in the General forum and keep that thread alive.

Ben, I feel as if you're trying to suffocate the FOOD movement that is currently going on here, and I just can't allow it. Why can't every thread be about FOOD in some way? "Politics...in relation to FOOD". "Sisters of Mercy-shows you saw and the FOOD you ate that day". It can work.

I want every thread I go into have mention of FOOD in there somewhere.

But this is the "Goths suck and don't care about food" thread. If you have goths here caring about food, by definition it loses it's reason for existence.

No, it is now the "Goths suck and don't care about food... and the food they like to eat" thread. I agree with PJ, it can work! :D

Quit trying to thwart me with your hoodoo witch magic logic.

Let's burn him at the stake.
I am yours to command, Queen of FOOD!

What about dance magic dance?

You remind me of the babe...

What babe? The babe with the power.

What power?

The power of seduction!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAIL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxoE2az9mJM

I did not know that one :P I stand fail'd.

The power of voodoo.