Worst Movie
 

Worst movie you've ever seen.

Waste of time and money making.

eg. 'Suddenly Thirty'

*shudders*

Anything in the Scary Movie franchise.

I also hated War Of The Worlds and Narnia.

Not to mention AEON FLUX!

Argh, it was pretty but they completely trashed a potentially great movie!

Bad Boys 2
I was coerced to see this in the cinema, which makes it even sorer that I spent money to be insulted by cynical Hollywood producers' pure contempt for the cinema-going public.

The script, the plot, the acting were all hackneyed drivel... cliché after cliché after cliché was fired at the audience, and an overload of flashy stunts and pyrotechics in the hopes that it might distract us from the fact that there was NOTHING original about the film. Casual racism and an "America, Fuck Yeah!" attitude pervade the film, without any sign of it being tongue-in-cheek.

You might think I'm prejudiced against this kind of popcorn-for-the-brain film, but I like action films, and even can tolerate cop buddy flicks when they are done well (I actually love "Lethal Weapon"). I have even been known to enjoy the occasional Will Smith role.

However, there's nothing redeeming about this film at all.

Date Movie. Worst movie ever made.

You hated War of the Worlds? I thought that movie was very well done. What didn't you like about it? I didn't get to see Narnia. I probably shouldn't. It should be illegal for filmmakers to open good books.

I couldn't stand Underworld. There were parts so badly written that I laughed out loud on several occasions. Cursed comes in a close second.

Wicked was pretty darn awful, as was Heebie Jeebies. At least both of them were straight to video though.

Hmm probably a romantic comedy film, which my mom makes me watch sometimes. I never remember their names afterwards, they're all similar.

Hollywood Vampyr....or pretty much anything put out by BrainDamage.

HORRORGIRL; I'm with you on that. Seeing the preview for "Cursed" a year ago was enough to make me not want to see it. "Underworld": Saw that flick the day it hit theatres with an ex-squatmate. The whole thing was a blatant rip-off of "Blade". The only redeemable qualities that movie had was: 1) The vampires-vs.-werewolves conflict plot and 2) Kate Beckinsale in tight black PVC! Still, the flick hella sucked!

*200 Cigarettes [1999].
*Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes [1978].
*Lady In The Lake [1946]. [Worst Film-Noir flick ever.]
*Anything directed by Ed Wood.
*Anything directed by Uwe Boll. [Can you say "House Of The Dead"? Can you say "Bloodrayne", boys & girls?]
*The Scary Movie series.
*Anything with Rob Schneider in it.
*The Scream series.
*The I Know What You Did Last Summer series.
*House Of 1000 Corpses [2003].
*The sequels to The Crow.
*Colour Of Night [1990]. [Worst Neo-Noir flick ever.]
*U-Turn [1997]. Directed by Oliver Stone. [Second worst Neo-Noir flick ever.]

Aww, I loved House of 1000 Corpses! :)

Most 80s action films.

Hmm, it's always like this, a man fells in love with a woman. Then they live happily ever after. End of the story.


...Of course, there are some circumstances beetween the beginning and ending which make them harder to be together or get along or anything, it changes depending on movie, but they end up like solving things anyway.

Blahh.

Actors I can remember umm Hugh Grant. Julia Roberts. Tom Hanks, Richard Gere... not that they're all appearing in one movie, those are just ones I've remember seeing once. And they're probably all the names I know of them :D

But what about "The Stapler"? That was a superb physcological thriler! They portrayed the anguish of a man suddenly removed from his safe zone, and forced to adapt to the rigours of life a stationery equipment so well... ;)

Anyone else seen Nick Fury - Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. with David Hasselhoff? *shudder* If you haven't, then don't.
Oh and "Wing Commander" with Freddie "Buffy-f*cker" Prinze Jr? It is so bad it is good.

LMAO!!! Hahahahaha! Oh, I fucking love South Park.

Better clean the milk off my computer monitor.

Twisted (2004)

And there's a whole category of straight to video movies that have such small budgets, but regardless they try to whore the entire movie with extremely shitty CG effects anyways (akin to those seen in "Lawnmower Man"). For those it's a matter of what's worse - the storyline, acting, or CG? Anything out of that category (including titles such as: "The Sound of Thunder," "The Thing Below," and other mind-numbing adventures).

hercules, with lou ferrigno.

"Wing Commander" sounds like a "Top Gun" rip-off flick! Fuck the Buffy-fucker.
I had no idea that "Nick Fury: Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D." was made into a flick. That was one of my favourite comicbooks growing up. This is new to me. If it is, then it was probably one of those straight-to-video/DVD releases or just as bad, made-for-cable television.

Worst movie ever? Shrek. Wannabe midevil bastards.

Napolean Dynamite... I hope your writers burn in hell for writing a script so horrible. Gods above I despise that movie!

Eegah! (1962)

I witnessed this celluloid attrocity on the Horror Channel (along with `Rock n` Roll Zombies` which was so bad it was funny).

Eeagah starred Richard Kiel (Jaws in the Bond films) as a caveman discovered in modern day (1960`s ) California (Hmmm did someone get the idea for `Encino man` from this?).


Was Eegah in ZZ Top ? (click for picture)



"It turns out a towering caveman (read: unwashed Richard Kiel wearing an animal carcass) has been dwelling in the desert near Palm Springs since the dawn of time. By a freak accident (read: the plot) Roxy is the first modern human to encounter him, although "almost running him down because the stupid Neanderthal is standing in the middle of the road" is more accurate. Mr. Miller decides to go looking for the living fossil and does indeed meet Eegah. Unfortunately he trips during the encounter and manages to inflict the same amount damage on himself that you would expect when jumping off a two story building onto concrete. When dad fails to show up the two lovers go looking for him in the dune buggy. " Bad Movies.com

My friend would deeply disagree as do I.

Okie Dokie then. Why did you like it? What was the point of the movie Napoleon Dynamite?

FUCKING AGREED!!!

Flight Plan. I think the highlight of the movie was right at the beginning when, on departing from Berlin, the little girl ask her mum if 'they have toast in America'. The whole movie went down-hill from there.

I think it was like, "Malibu's most Wanted", or something like that. That movie should have been burned.

I liked Napoleon Dynamite. Why? Because it was just that stupid. I mean, it had no point, no plot, and no real meaning, and if you could actually summerize a morale of the story, you need to be shot.

I liked Napoleon Dynamite because it was stupid... plus Pedro is from Cd. Juárez :D
But the fact that it won an MTV movie award still makes me want to give all those MTV kids a beating, bake them into ginger breads, put 'em in a blender, and give the final mixture to Cerberus >.<


Anyway....
The worst movie of all is one that, luckily, almost no one knows.
Mexican movies are either a masterpiece (e.g. Y Tu Mamá Tambien) or deserve a place in hell.
The worst movie of all is an idiotic movie about some green alien ducks that can talk and came to our world to convert people into bags of tea... LITERALLY transform them into bags of tea!!!!



WTF!!!

The worst movie in my opinion is the movie Birth. After thirty minutes of that i wanted to be unborn. It was wrong in so many ways.

Teabags?

On Napolean Dynamite: Stupidity is not appealing to me. And those that say "gosh!" I restrain myself from smacking.

That movie sounds sweet! I can just imagen it. My friends would probably make a cult (I have weird friends... they made a 'shrine to eyeliner' in the girls toilets... )

Strangely, I can see my friends doing that too. lol

Indeed. "Wing Commander" was based on the video games. And it is truly, truly mind-numbingly bad. If you are going to watch it, down a bottle of cheap red wine beforehand (if you're old enogh that is!). Red wine goes well with cheese. Oh, and Matthew Lillard is in it, adding ham to the recipe.

Well, if you liked the comic book, you'll HATE the film (which was made for TV). Although it does have a certain corny charm, and seeing The Hoff playing a rough and ready character like Nick Fury is highly amusing. It is criminal that they created this, however, considering the potential a Nick Fury movie has to be a really fun and engaging film. Ah well.

*BLANK LOOK ON FACE* The movie was funny.....But you have crushed my vision, put it back together, and formed a new one. Napolean dynamite really didnt have a message. I now see why.... Thank you eccentric one.....(Im not joking, thanks really, I understand now)

The movie "Identity" - right up til the end, when the whole plot is completely ruined..

Also, I Know What You Did Last Summer..and anything like that, which is very predictable.

Memorable line from that movie:

He's about to fly off into some wormhole to save Earth (er, am I spoiling anything? nope, impossible) and the requisite chick is hovering there in her life pod, maybe it's the last time they're going to see each other, and he says...


"I really like you."


Bwahahahaha!!! Fucking great!

:: shoots the rest of the Everclear ::

I like Napoleon Dynamite, because I can just throw it on, and have background noise.

I just saw, a very stupid movie. It was called, *Drumroll*, "2001, A Space Odessy". The good part: The Music. The bad part: The Movie.

Yes. The old vision was just laughing at the funny parts but now I understand that the directors must have thought if you put in so many hilarious scenes that the viewer will not care about the point of the movie and just laugh.
Okay. Another stupid movie: DRUMLINE. ICOULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT THOSE LOSERS. I only saw it because we went to see it on a trip to the theatre.

It's full of memorable quotes, like when someone breaks a window in the ship or something equally trite and they're all getting pulled out by the force of depressurization or some such pseudophysics:

"This sucks"

Or when one of the crew get impaled on a giant drill-bit thingy.

"He's screwed"

*le sigh*

From The Beatles?

Ugh. Yes. Napolean Dynamite is up there on my "Never in my Life Will I Ever Suffer Through Again" list.

Anyone see Gosford Park? I really didn't find that film appealing either. The commentary on the DVD was funny though....where the director discusses how he didn't want "too much of a plot thing going on."

I could not get into "The Life Aquatic".

I liked "The Life Aquatic," but it was still deeply confusing-- a lot like some of Monty Python's weirder work, just less funny.

"Ringo" is Japanese for apple, so maybe therein lies the confusion. Probably not though.

Okay, I finally found it after looking for a bit:

Virus!! This was so bad it was funny, so I'm wondering if it actually counts here or not... at any rate, some highlights:

Electromagnetic aliens
A strangely never-ending supply of electronic parts in the middle of the ocean
Donald Sutherland wearing a captain-hat, and being a cyborg

Dialogue:

"What do you want?!"

"Lo-ove!"


Muhaha!! What a movie...

And Mikon would be japanese for Orange. The word for orange as is in the color would be orenji.