Worst Song Written... Ever
 

What is the worst song? What makes you want to die every time your hear it?

For me?

'My Humps' by The Black Eyed Peas

*dies*

'Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy' by Big and Rich. My gods I hate it!

Who cares what you think is the worst song. I hate threads like this.

HEY, I'M JUST SAYIN'.

The worst song I have ever heard, was some rap song. I think it was, Up In Here, or something like that.

I agree with "My Humps". It really disgusts me. So degrading.

What's worse is I had to dance to it in a TV shoot a while back. Then after failing to do that with any sort of enthusiasm the director offered a change of music... To Justin Timberlake instead. Worst day of my life.

Yeah, "my humps".
Ironically, it's one of Ana's favorite, so I had to dance it.
Another song...
Wasn't there a song that the only thing it said is "number nine... number nine... number nine... number..........."

Worst song ever written?

Every single fucking Slipknot song.

Or that song by The Used, called 'I'm Fake' or something similar...

Hey! Now, SlipKnot made a few good songs.
Okay.
Only two that I can think of, off their first album, Tattered and Torn and Gently, but they still made... two... Yeah...

Anyway, I just heard a song that literally, made me want to vomit. I don't know who it was, but it was this guy, who couldn't carry a tune, and made my ears ring. Something about seeing somebody cry or something. And then they said the word sorry alot.

Well, the song is basically speaking about how she's whoring herself, so, no thanks.

Oh yes, that was "Revolution 9" from the Beatles white album... Apparently if you play it backwards you can hear a car crash and Paul McCarthy screaming "get me out!", then John saying "Turn me on dead man, turn me on..."

Exciting, no?

That uber obnoxious B-A-N-A-N-A-S song. By Gwen Stefani? Maybe? It's crap like this that makes me avoid the radio at all costs.

That is too funny! I can't believe terms like these actually become a part of the English language. Now I despise the song even more.

Interesting definition. I thought it meant something like that, but now I know. That being said, I don't like the radio version of that song, but I saw Gwen on Letterman once doing that song with a live marching band. That was actually kinda cool...

I'd say any song by a "wht pwr"-band (to not make it searcheable), is about as awful as you can get. The hateful lyrics notwithstanding, bands of that type have absolutely no songwriting talent whatsoever. It's like the most inept and simplistic punk rock possible, played by a bunch of neanderthals who have no business ever touching an instrument. Plus, those of them who actually attempt to "sing", do it in a completely tuneless manner, with vocal melodies only the most talentless 12-year old bedroom vocalist could come up with.

I just watched a documentary on this type of "music" yesterday, and I've never heard so many shitty bands in my life.

Fuck those guys.

I think that I have an mp3 of ti backward somewhere. . .or used to. The turn me on dead man thing sounds familiar.

On another note, the White album is really good, and I'vee spent entire nights mumbling 'Revolution 9' under my breath.

As for the worst song ever written, that would be the Banana Phone song. It makes me want to scoop my brains out with a rusty butter knife.

Even better if I can ge the brains of the composer instead.

Je le Banana Song adore...

Lacuna Coil- Heaven's A Lie

[quote=Demonista_Ravenesque]Worst song ever written?

Every single fucking Slipknot song.QUOTE]
I couldn't agree with you more, Demonista. Slipknot has to be the most overrated, unintelligent, and immature band out there. Their angsty teen rebel music makes my ears bleed.

Has anyone heard the song " The Book is on the Table" or " I'm Too Sexy"( it goes like this: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my table??!?!) . I'm not sure those are the real titles, though. And one of the worst songs EVER is "Push me" by Benny Bennassi. It causes a major cellular destruction in my mind.

OOPS!!! I've posted this here instead of the "What Are You Currently Listening To?" thread.

I love Lacuna Coil!!:D:D

Ughh!! I hate all techno/trance/whatever songs! They make me go crazy!And they barely have lyrics in them.

I agree with you on this.

One of the songs on the Top 40 over here is 'When You Wasn't Famous' by The Streets. It's horrible. Here's the amazingly deep and haunting chorus:

When you're a famous boy, it gets really easy to get girls,
it's all so easy you get a bit spoilt.
But when you try to pull a girl, who is also famous too,
it feels just like when you wasn’t famous.

Yeah. Top 40. WHY?!?!?

I like The Streets.

They make me laugh.

Agreed Wolfie, that song like sucks n` stuff !

It wouldn't if you were over here and the only radio station is Radio One and your car doesn't have a CD player so it's The Streets or silence. It's like picking between being punched in the mouth or being kicked in the stomach, with of course less immediate physical pain.

I hate that song by Hidden In Plain View, I think, where the first line is "STEP UP TO THE PLATE TO PLAY THE GAME!", it's so annoying.

I don't know
cos' now i hear what i wanna hear

Other terrible songs:

Everything written by the Mexican glam rock band Moderatto >.<

There's this song.."Beep" or something by The Pussycat Dolls.Oh dear god, I start hyperventilating whenever I hear it.How idiotic can people get?

Eh, I guess some people here will heavily disagree with me, but it has to be Lacrimosa-Stolzes Herz for me. That kind of things are pretty subjective, after all. :)

Yet the lyrics are so overdramatical and cheesy, and having heard Tilo and Anne sing it at concert once didn't help ....I had to leave the place after five minutes...overly dramatic and kitch can be funny, but overly dramatic, kitch, and totally off tune is a combination I can't bear.

ning naanaa ning ning brrooooom, brooooom.

Fucking Crazy Frog, no contest.

No lyrics, hardly a tune and the most annoying damned ringtone in history. Doesn't stop the bastard spending upteen weeks a bleedin' number 1 though, does it?

Who the hell paid 3-4 quid for the privilage of putting that trash in their CD players?

Worst song someone actually took the time to write?
I would do anything for love - Meatloaf...

Of course, worst song ever performed is obviously Shatner's version of Lucy in the sky with diamonds... a travesty in the history of music.

Pitseleh-to cheer you up about the wt pwr bands, I point you in the direction of...JEWDRIVER. A bunch of hymies doing Skrewdriver covers, and changing the lyrics to be about the coolness of kosherness.

http://www.myspace.com/jewdriver

Hope that cheers you up.

'only the most talentless 12-year old bedroom vocalist could come up with.'

That's an insult to us adolescents. Anyway, probably 'Patience' by GNR or 'Home Sweet Home' by Motley Crue.

Actually, all hair metal and Metallica makes me want to vomit. Excluding 'Sweet Child O Mine'.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, that does cheer me up a bit, actually. I'm not usually that much into "joke-rock", but that's just... fucking brilliant, is what it is.

And yeah, Kinflame, I meant no offense towards the adolescents. You ever hear a band called Smoosh? Two girls, I think they're even younger than 12, and they make pretty cool music.

Well, my contribution to this thread is "Just A Friend" by Biz Markie.

Pitseleh-why do people think Smoosh is good? I really am confused by this.

Well, it's not that I think they're particularly good... I mean, they've toured with Sleater-Kinney and the drummer from DC4QT taught, I think it's the youngest sister (he is involved in/runs something like The Seattle Drum Center/Workshop thingy, right?), so they do have that whole "indie cred"-thing going on. But since when was that a totally reliable hallmark of quality... I don't know.

I think Smoosh (say, compared to that other girl-duo we've discussed here) are just fun. It's just cool to hear girls playing rickety, cute pop songs, and not sounding like adolescent robots in the hands of a Svengali (Swedish maybe?) hit-producer.

Haven't heard a lot of them, though. Heh, but I remember this one kinda rap ditty, that sounds like an infinitely more amateurish Fannypack, haha. I'm not ashamed to say: I like Fannypack.

But Smoosh... I don't know if I could listen too much to them without getting tired of it. I'll give their record a shot one of these days, maybe (hey, have you got slsk, btw?).

Did you see them live, though? And was it bad?

I despise Hilary Duff's song "Haters"... It's sickening even just to read the lyrics, which use outdated eight-year-old slang like "What a drag! What a waste!"

People make fun of me because I actually like "Hollaback Girl".

the song The Used - All That I got

its not that bad of a song, its just its been out for so long and the stupid radio stations around here, still play it.....alot

i hear that song at least twice maybe three times within one hour.

now it just annoys me whenever it comes on.

I might have to add Suzanne Vega to list of pure sappy shit.

Simple Plan - Perfect

I'd rather be mauled by a bear than ever listen to it again. Then again, I like bears so lets make it being swarmed by bees. :D

Er... almost any of Green Days recent stuff, especially American Idiot and Blvd. of Broken Dreams, irritates me. They're decent songs (for the crappy non-genre they belong to) but I was, sadly, in a 'punk' band in Bolivia that covered Green Day nonstop. Gah. Same goes for Blink-182, especially All the Small Things.

For anyone who watched the Oscars, I think the name was "It's Hard Out There for a Pimp"~???? Who the hell would feel pity for a PIMP!? I was cleansing my ears while trying to change the channel. It was hard.
Definition of a pimp~
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pimp

Anything by Sean Paul gets my vote.
What. the. fuck. are. you. saying?!