Soccer World Championship!
 

Hurray! The World Championship has started, and we (The Netherlands) have won our first match against Servia and Montenegro with 1-0!

However we still have some tough matches to go... at least one against Argentinia...

Anyone else into soccer or the WC?

Who will win this time? Brazil again... or maybe The Netherlands...?

Or will it be Togo...

Which hand do you jerk off with?

ITs funny. I ALWAYS use my left. But Im right handed! ITs fuckin crazy! Why is the only thing I do in life with my left hand whack it? Maybe its sacred. I dunno man.

I wonder if people use both.

Sometimes I turn my hand around backwards and I call it doggystyle...you ever tried that...DISCUSS

Well, Niels hunny, I'm supporting the Netherlands! My hubby's supporting England, but then he would... I can't be bothered to watch all the games, just the ones with Arsenal players in the team.

Shallow or what?! :D

Australia - 3
Japan - 1

OH YEAH! Out of the cup for 70-odd years (I think...), and back with a vengance!

(Yes, I was up until 1o'clock last night, watching the match...)

I Jerk Off With My Left Hand But Do Everything Else With My Right?

Questions? Comments? Cumments ;) ?

Heh. I just taped it. Goes to show how much of a soccer fan I am, really.

Great match though! Most amazing comeback ever!

It's Serbia, not Servia.

Congrats!

I thought it was only 30-something?

Yeah I was wondering that. Silly me. I knew it was either 1970-somthing or 1930-somthing.

Whoops!

Woeth Ireland, for not only did we not qualify but Ivory Coast (the team everyone is supporting because it's flag is the Irish one upside down) was beaten 2-1 by Argentina...

I work in a pub.

A bloke's pub.

A very hot, non-air-conditioned bloke's pub...

Just one of many reasons I hate the world cup. (Not a football fan... this summer, even less so.)

I'm already half-crazy because of all the fuss about the WC, and our country isn't even in it. I don't want to imagine how bad it would be if we really were in it, I would probably move to a country that doesn't have a single football team.
Is there a non-football-country? Would there be such a heavenly thing? *hoping*

(WC means toilet, and I actually think that's funny - see, that's what I mean by half-crazy!)

I have no idea of it's location, but if you actually find it, please, please, let me know...
I feel drowned in stupidity.

I'm holding my nose, just thinking about it!

YAY!

Australia's through to Round 2!!!

*dances*

I'm sorry Croatia is not.

It was a good game, though.

Yahuh :)

I'm damn glad it was too. I wouldn't have been happy if I'd gotten up at 5am for a disappointment.

It's either Germany or Brazil.
I love Ronaldinho!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think Graham Poll will be too busy from now on. I've seen him ref Arsenal matches, and he didn't seem that much of a pillock...

*sings badly*

"...cause you're once, twice, three times a yellow card..."

Crap, Mexico lost its last game.

And France are through. But that would be down to goals scored by a couple of Arsenal boys. (ok, one of 'em's ex-Arsenal, I know!) :D

Harry Kewell, Hot to Trot.

One more reason to love the Socceroos :D

There seems to be a contest going on between clothing stores right now: Who can sell the ugliest football-shirts in the world?

I saw something great though, it was a tank-top with "j'aime mon mec, mais pas le foot" written on it. That means "I love my guy, but not football'. It made me smile.

Where can I find this lovely one?
Even if I don't have a boyfriend, it doesn't matter, no-one in London will understand. :D
On le trouve sur le net tu crois?

Sais pas, je l'ai trouvé dans une boutique qui s'appelle 'Pimkie', je ne sais pas s'il se trouve aussi en Angeleterre ou en France.

Wow, my French is getting pretty bad, I haven't practiced it for ages! :p

Pimkie?
Je vais demander a des potes de me l'envoyer alors, y'en a partout des Pimkies!
Meme en Suisse, c'est toute dire :D

Pimkie?
Je vais demander a des potes de me l'envoyer alors, y'en a partout des Pimkies!
Meme en Suisse, c'est tout dire :D

Portugal is though, undefeated (so far).

We beat Angola, Iran and Mexico, who is now losing against Argentina.

Tomorrow we play Holland.... God help us...

Er... 32 years, actually!...

Argentina-Mexico is into overtime and they're winning by 2-1...

Shame, I actually favoured Mexico...

Sweden is out, beaten by Germany this afternoon.

It's sad, but there weren't high hopes with Mexico against Argentina. And also Portugal? Whew, we got hard teams.

Australia's out - thanks to that bloody campaign to have us labelled as "rough".

Everytime someone fell over near an Aussie, they grabbed their leg and whinged and carried on. Next thing you know, they've got a free kick from about 10m... with 10 seconds on the clock!

Bah!

Least we're ranked a little better now - gotta be up from 42... GO THE SOCCEROOS!

...The Soccer World Championship is narrated by Chinese, It's hilarious...

(Continuing)...in China

And fucking France beat Portugal out of the finals.

Portugal plays Germany tomorrow for 3rd place and France is taking on Italy for the cup.

France were slightly better, but we got cheated out of a penalty kick!!! FUCK this!!!!

Italy, Italy, Italy!

Australia soooooooooooo almost beat them *pouts*

I don't believe in WorlCup Final yesterday.
Anyway, as they saiy, wining by penalties is ridiculous.

(Found myself surrounded by french people in a pub, so I watched it, it was fun to see their faces :D)

Wait, didn't some guy get hit with a roman candle or something?
I saw a soccer player with smoke comming off his back and i saw pictures of it on the internet...

Uh? I haven't seen that. All I know is that an italian guy said something really wrong to Zidane, and then he went beserk.

Apparently, Zidane was called an arab terrorist (he's of French-Algerian background) and something or other about how easy his sister is...

Seems like that italian player said also things about his "whore of a mother" or something like that.
Still stupid to headbutt someone for that.