:'(!!
 

I Am So Just Too Awesome For Words! It's Awful I Am Going To Go Cut Myself Because My Life Is Too Happy And Great. I Can't Take The Greatness Anymore!

Make sure you cut deep and get the job done the first time.

Twelve kittens died for you to make that post.
Congratulations.

Aw he's crying...let's end his sorry, kick him while he's down men! And ladies get your men killing stilletos!

Pfft.
Why cut?
Bullets are much, much more effective at that job.
I mean, it does take some skill, just to cut yourself with a bullet... But once you get it down man...
And plus, it's always fun to explain to the police at three in the morning, "Well. I was depressed, so I was going to half shoot myself, to give myself pain. Little did I know a bottle of Mountain Dew doesn't make that effective of a silencer".

Can we just ban him and get it over with. This is childish.

Yes, I must agree.

Yeah, what's up with that? Where are they? Do they simply not care?

Though, on the other hand, I guess it doesn't matter. If we were all hanging out somewhere together, there wouldn't be an admin or a mod that could ban us and make it so.

Oh, I wasn't asking for an explanation. I was just bitching. This is, after all, the whining forum.

:D

Use a plasma cutter.
Instant results!

In future, when you have a brainfart like this one, please keep it to yourself. There's no point creating pointless threads.
and a bit of advice:down the road and not across the street...
:D

ha ha ha...that could work...

I said that the last time he made a stupid useless thread like this. Ban the asshole already!!!!

I guess I'm the only person who asks why post that. If there is something wrong just come out and say it.

I really do not see the big deal. I think his statement to be facetious. He is so happy, he feels awful and must cut himself. Maybe it is his sense of humor, but I think he should'nt be banned.
Also, it looks like a man can't have self confidence in this society. We expect people to not have self-confidence since it looks like arrogance. He might not be a nice, people person, but he is an individual nonetheless.

The banning of people limits free speech...
I may not like what he's saying but he should at least have the right to say it.

So where do you draw the line between trolls and people who just rub you wrong? Most forums ban trolls.

I'm unbannable, I'm cute.

Hell yea, that's the reason I survived the last banning wave.

Im so sad, I want to jump for joy and well.. nevermind. I couldnt see anything wrong with his post and this is the whine thread. Whine away to your hearts content.

Does anyone want some cheese?

Just depends what type of cheese?

Dark, I hope you got the joke at least, and cheddar.

I'll ignore the sarcasm and just say, you're welcome.

(runs up the hill holding torch, puff puff wheeze)

Did I miss the lynching? Did I miss the lynching?

(looks around and pulls out dusty, cobweb covered rope) (Cough! Ahem)

There hasn't been one around here since early summer! Let's play AUTOPSY!!!

Is it possible for me to be the only one who likes this individual? :p

I like everyone!! Until I read a post I disagree with!




Then 10 minutes later I like everyone again!

They hate me because I am beautiful. :X

Aww yes you are!

I must say that I agree, but let's just ban this guy already and save ourselves the trouble.

No no no! Dont ban him, he's a source of entertainment, albeit in a very retarded way!

Nah, he's ok in my book.

Perhaps in the cute sexy retarded way.

Eccentricity is a virtue.

He's fun enough for me. :D

Take advantage of me? Oh please, that's pretty hard. :P

I never drink, or smoke infront of people, or generally any time I have weakness I do not see people. :D

O.o He's gone into random mode/mood! Can I have somes Americano??

Not really my thing to show weakness, people get real quick to jump on you and piss you off, or fight.

And I can't do anymore fighting...I'll certainly end up in jail this time.

Agreed, along with others.

He's the first one that I've seen who can skillfully create ignorant threads then turn around and gain other's praise. An accomplished manipulator you might say.

Also, from reading other posts, you've found an intuitive way to cause our self-proclaimed "geniuses" to debate their own intelligence. Wow-wee, a moron who knows what their talking about, grab onto your IQ and make a run for it. Or, we can just play along instead, with many thanks to Webster's Online Thesaurus.

You may be an idiot, but an idiot who has potential. Hell, before you know it, you've moved from the top to the bottom of everyone's shit list.

Consider those to be complements.

Wrong word buddy, complement is an adjective meaning to complete, the word you were looking for is compliment, also I do not use a thesaurus when I talk to you. People who do that make mistakes with their words and assume synonymns mean precisely the same, I use specific words, also known as diction.

If you're going to challenge my unique ability to manipulate this langauge and people, at least have the ability to support your own claims. You cannot take down a giant with a single stone, this isn't David and Goliath, I will crush you.

My IQ is below average, and many times it was said that I am virtually retarded, ad hoc of examples, it was said I had the intelligence of a three year old when I was merely seven years old.

Now though, I surpass my peers on an irrevocably sensational level.

I suggest you abandon your plight to solly me, your attempt is laudable, charged with fervent mettle, which simply dissembles your inferiority complex, and to quash me would settle your insatiable thirst to smite those who have bested you.

Deal with it, many are better than me, but you're just not that one.

hahaha, I really enjoyed that last post. It flies in the face of everything, e.g. your nickname, etc. Awesome.