Boob names
 

Alright so ladies this is for you.
If you or anyone else has ever named your boobs, what were the names and are there any embarrasing stories behind them. Don't be shy.

Ophilia and Desdemona... tragic heroine's for tragically small breasts. I'm nearly an A cup... not quite, but just about... naked I look like a twelve year old drag queen (well aside from the cunt)

ooh interesting. lol small boobs are just as good as big ones you know, they actauly look cuter smaller. but thats just my opinoin. lol anyways interesing story to it. lol

hehe, true, but I like the names as well, my girlfriend's are Daria and Jane, she's a DD cup...

WHOA, thats big. lol

she's rather on the large boned side, very curvacious, vintage pin-up girl looking

God and Satan.

You know, because neither exist.

Bad joke, haha. I never have named them, they seem unworthy. I probably am little bigger than Hazie, being only in an A.

ahh cool, sounds like a cool chick you should get her to join on her. lol then you 2 could hang out on the G.net. lol

I as a bisexual girl who is very interested in other girls state that I find small breasts more attractive and the fact they will not sag for a long long time is all more for the benifit. My breasts are small and they are names Gerard and Mickey. Why? Because I have decided that since no other girl named her breasts male names, I just had to.

very interesting, yeah your boobs have cool names. lol

I like small breasted girls... but my gf looks just a bit like bettie paige... and well hell, she looks like fucking bettie paige, sadly she's rather not goth, much more punk/indie rocker... though she seems to have a thing for goth looking girls...

mee too. lol mee too agian. lol sersouily though, the way i see it is smaller boobs are cuter than hugh honeken boobs. lol

actually... I just realized, that I don't give a damn about size... I like tits goddamn it, big, small, in between, they're still tits... and therefore something I enjoy

lol srry just had to laugh when i read that hazie. i like small ones unfourantely big tits never really did anything for me. lol

it was definantly intended to be somewhat funny, :)

Funny how now we are discussing breasts in general not breast names
HECK who cares:)

That's hot, small breasts rock.

yep small breasts are the best. lol

Where are all the small breast loving guys when I need em'?!

Right here? Sheesh, start posting pics.

yeah, im with om3gag0th666 on this.... lol

I would post pics, but then I would get requested to stop post child porn.
And the FBI would come.
FBI no luv CP.

Same with me
I'm underage

ah dang, oh well... still small boobs are cute.

I wonder what age they actually stop growing. I heard some people still have them grow at 20.

Actually, age 20 is the age in which they stop going through their major growth period.

I am 18 and still in an A. Someone slip me some birth control.

You're 18 Pyre, show us some titties.

I could.
But, they wouldn't be mine.

Well show us some then, and why not yours? You're of the tender and legal age. I want to see some titties.

[quote=Pyre]Actually, age 20 is the age in which they stop going through their major growth period.
QUOTE]
Really? SO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE? *jumps around with joy*

Follow my instructions:

Pull your shirt collar forward.
While pulling, look down.
Ogle your breasts.
Grope them if you please.
Repeat process until you are content.

Follow my instructions:

Pull your shirt collar forward.
While pulling take pics.
Allow me to oogle your breasts.
Invite me over so I may grope them.
Repeat ad naseum.

teeeeheeeeeeee

Why? Because MCR = total pwnage

Umm actually
Gerard and Mickey are just names to me
No matter where they came from
I think the name Mickey is cute as hell, Gerard is adorable too. Don't assume please.

I call them bonbons because they are pretty much the size of bonbons.

hehe, that's awesome, I tend to call mine breastlettes as a group, because they're not big enough to be breasts

Notice how many girls on G.net are small breasted? Haha, I love you guys.

Yeah so whats wrong with small breasts? their cuter...

And one more, but I never named them.

Was that meant as a compliment or an insult?

I call them Beautifull and Gorgeous. I have a C 36 cup and they are very nice. So they should have nice names.

Me though as a bisexual girl I like medium sized breasts. About a B or a C. I like them too small and I do not want Pam Anderson either.

I just call mine left & right. It's nothing special, because...well they're just my boobs.

Meh, I'm a B cup.

It wasn't an insult. As I stated in my earliesy post I, too, am small. You guys need to be more observant.

I'm another small breast lover myself. =P lol..

u will never know...

Then we don't fucking care.

haha you're a little cranky today

I can't stand large breasts.
Why? Because chances are, they're fake.
Which makes me want to walk around with a needle and just poke them.
And if they pop, I laugh.
I like small ones.

And yes, even though I am a guy, I named mine too.
Just because I'm that sexy.
They're names are "Thing One", and "Thing Two".
You don't wanna know what "Thing Three" is...

haha thats nice.