Kurt Cobain
 

Was Kurt Cobain murdered or was it suicide or overdose?
(Kurt Cobain died 1994, played in the band Nirvana)

Everyone knows that J.F.K hired the uber assassin Elvis Presley to kill Kurt and make it look like a suicide. You see Kurt was too close to uncovering the MTV behind the music mystery, which we all know is a ruse…a government mind control experiment meant to soften us up for the pod people whilst they (the man) sits comfortably behind their SEP field.

Geesh, don’t you watch Jerry Springer?

LOL!!!!!!!!



It was suicide, Kurt was pretty messed in he head.

You forgot to add the option of "who the fuck cares if a talentless hack killed himself or got shot by his even less talented wife". But, that is a little wordy

i think this would be the option i would vote for (even if it is a little wordy)

This is fun: http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Kurt_Cobain.html

you forgot to add the option "he didnt die simply hiding out in the same shack as elvis on the dark side of the moon where tupac ritualistically throws wet carp at them.

mayb he wasnt desterbed or murderd mayb he did for the love of his ppl and to enfisise his point by music,life n' rockn'roll still lives and goes on when ur in the devil "club house"

And maybe you will learn how to spell AND read in my lifetime..

And if by devil "club house" you mean the little fort you make under your bed covers at night so you can play Pirate with Mr. Winky, then I think Kurt's corpse would be oh so proud of his far-reaching glandular influence from beyond the grave.

Long Live Rock N Roll !

:shock:

Heahahahahaaa! :D

HEY! :evil:


Here's the realydealy ala pirate psy...

Courtney offered El Duce of The Mentors 10Gs to do the job...
Which he pondered thoughtfully and then declined.
Soon enough the infamous El Duce mysteriously ends up drugged and run over by a train.
His murder was concocted to look like a suicide!

He knew too much.

Gimme a sombrero and a carona... cuz that be shade!

Sound familiar?

I suppose talent is relative, and certainly subject to opinion.

But in my experience, those who knock down or refuse to acknowledge anothers accomplishments are usually 1)jealous 2)inadequate 3)failed. This is fairly universal.

Before anyone gets all bitchy about it, I'm NOT calling anyone any of the above. People sometimes say things they don't exactly mean, I've even called people "talentless" when I possibly shouldn't have. Andy Warhol comes to mind. So yeah, I see Warhols work, and I am jealous that I can't possibly get a commission comparable to his.

But I still can't discount the impact and significance of Warhols work.

I can't stand Kurt Cobain as a person. But when you are dealing with extremely talented individuals, you have to seperate the person from the artist, because they really are two different people.

Most people really can't stand me, but they like my work. Or they hate my work, but like me as a person. I think its fairly rare for me to encounter someone that appreciates both. But i've never been called a talentless hack.

Someone so brilliant as Kurt Cobain really makes my body of work virtually worthless and pointless. So I really, REALLY have to wonder what the fuck Comapriest is thinking here.

i dont think he killed him self. he had to much harroin in is system to lift a shot gun and pull the trigger and know what he was doing. I think that cortney put the gun in his hand and then stuck the barrel in his mouth. Then she pulled the trigger, so it would look like he had killed him self.

Agreed.

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"The passage of time is flicking dimly upon the screen;
I can't see the lines I used to think I could read between.
Perhaps my brains have turned to sand. "
Eno, Golden Hours

will you people let him rest in PEACE?

no ass long ass there are grave groopies it wont be droped

I still believe it was that jealus ass pussy bitch Courtney.

Oh, you forgot to put in the "C" in your penultimate word in the above post.

Just thought I'd help out...

Fuk da po-lice!

Hehe... No no, I didn't mean you, Maelstrom!

I don't really subscribe to the Courtney theory. She's batty, but I don't think she'd have her boyfriend killed like that. The guy was a punk genius and highly sensitive, drug problems, but a real artist. How many guys of that particular temper often end up killing themselves? Mmm...

Kurt Cobain kICKS ASS! period.

He blasted himself. You aren't even old enough to listen to Nirvana, anyways.

Kurt Cobain? I hardly noticed him while he was alive. Nothing about the band stood out. Kurt couldn't sing, in my opinion, and the guitar was mediocre.

The assassination of John Lennon is more of interest than the "slaying" of Kurt Cobain... And I can't stand the Beatles.

Is it sad a human lost his life? Yes, but if he killed himself, it's his own damn fault.

Sorry Kali, but that's a totally moronic statement. "Couldn't sing"? With the amount of raw emotion his voice carried, and the fact that Nirvana was a punk band - in spirit at least - makes technical singing ability rather irrelevant. And the guitar you call "mediocre"? Guess what, Nirvana wasn't no metal-band. Had there been gratuitous guitar-wanking solos and pristine banshee wails all over their songs, it would sound like utter shite.

You have to listen to the music in the context it was created, not expect it to conform to what you think punk/grunge/whatever is supposed to sound like.

And if you "hardly noticed" Nirvana while they were active, it's probably 'cause you were like 6 years old.

You are still mah Hero..

You can have one of the Red pills too..

Think of the colors man!! The colors!!

>o<

Woohoo! Red Pill!

Can I have it as a suppository?

1) Watch Forensic Files

2) Listen to their music

3) Get a dictionary. Jesus tap-dancing Christ, get a dictionary.

If Courtney Love did it, I just have to thank her for the public service. Man... Hole rocks something horrible.

Yes oh Yes you can, and I know just the GUY for the job!!

Mael, you said you were the one with the longest fingers right?

Right?

Mael, where are you going?

You all will get those pills in suppository form if you don't stop dissing Nirvana!! >_<

Morrissey walks the earth unchecked and you all bag on Kurt.

I was gonna say something insultingly witty to you, Al, but nothing comes to mind, so you won't mind If I just stick with a plain "fuck you and the horse you rode in on", m'kay? Bastid...

Here Here! I'm only 16 and I know how much Nirvana rocked (thank my mother for my extraordinary taste in music).

And about Cobain's death. Some one helped him out with it. He'd already attempted suicide on his own before, so he thought :"Jeez, I really fucked up when I tried this on my own. I'm gonna do this thing right next time." We'll never know who helped or why he was so damn depressed.

R.I.P. man.

May I take a moment to say even still, more than a year later:

That is STILL friggin funny..

No really..

Fun-Kneeeee!!

I didn't even know this thread was still around..

Oh the Mammaries..

Al, words fail to describe your greatness. Oh mighty defender of Nirvana, I salute you. Or whatever.

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WHAT THE FUCK EVER... HE WAS WONDERFUL ... YOU ARE A DUMB TALENTLESS HACK ASSHOLE...

Mansonlove, dude, that member you just insulted hasn't been around for over a year now.

Which is probably for the best, seen as he was a huge, huge guy...

In future, take a look at the date the post was put up. There's a big chance that the person might not be around.

it is FACT not opinion, that kurt was a talentless, plagurising hack.
listen to the Pixies. listen to the Meat Puppets (Kurt wanted to be Kirk Kirkwood and admited emulating the Pixies' sound) and listen to freaking Killing Joke (the riff to '80s sound familliar anyone? come as you are! the theiving bastard!) i Spit on your grave!
Lane Stanley's death was more of a loss to the ashes of the seattle scene.
but he was a junkie, and pretty much dead anyway. Long live the memory of Alice in Chains.

you kno idk anymore i thought he had commited suicide but with everything eles.......i personally think he took drugs and read his life the wrong way then killed himself. i understand y he did it too......but i dont know boyt miss Love on the other hand? thats wat i think so i cant really answer ur poll!

please learn to spell, and punctuation and grammar are good things too.
I don't Know, but maybe, just maybe you've heard of them.

On the topic of Kurt Cobain, I was reading one of his diaries that have been published. I was reading this one entry, he was about to screw some random girl and he wrote in his diary about him asking her if she was a virgin...her reply was something about not being a virgin and having so much sexual experience from years of rooting her cousin.....

That's really totally whikkity whack, but I think Kurt killed himself because I heard that when he was younger or something, he had quite a couple of mental disorders that made him self mutilate and attempt suicide, but meh...Nirvana's good but I haven't heard anything from them that was totally outstanding.

Call me crazy, but I think he was murdered.

" According to "Heroin Addiciton: Theory, Research and Treatment" (1986) a lethal dose for a 150 pound male is about 70-80 mg of heroin (heroin immediately turns into morphine in the blood). Kurt weighed 115 pounds and had 75 times this lethal amount."

That pretty much seals it for me. That and the suicide note written with two sets of handwriting. It's very fishy.

it was either the overdose or the gun.i am assuming that even if he didn't shoot himself he would have died from the 3 times the amount of ###### that would kill a man that was in his blood stream. i love him, i would like to believe he died at his own hand rather than someone elses.

wait a minute i mean = Hero*n

Ok..



Crazy!!!





Hows that?

Ur so funny!! lol =]

lmao i like it Empty Purple Stars

wtf didnt we already cover this months ago? Jesus.

Did some searching on the net and found this video of a documentary about kurt cobain's death. its worth the watch

http://www.vidilife.com/index.cfm?f=...&action=search

gives both sides of the story and its about 9 minutes long

personally, i think theres a good chance courtney killed him, but i don't think we'll ever know. . .