would you rather?
 

I didn't see anything like this on here, if I missed it...sorry, well any ways, I think this'll be fun.

I'll start, then when you answer, ask another "Would you rather?"

Here goes...

Would you rather eat a pound of worms, or a pound of slugs?
(Not the best, hope you guys have some better ones.)

pound of slugs

I think this is technically the either or game but it works.

If you were forced at gun point which would you rather listen to for the next 24 hours Marilyn Manson or Dave Navarro?

Marilyn Manson. He's so very easy to tune out.

If you had a choice, would you rather die buried alive or left where everyone could see you, or be put in a small room in isolation for the rest of your life?

left where everyone could see me I suppose... cause if I read the question right, I'd be dead...


Ok, would you rather give yourself an apandectimy with a shoehorn and a rusty menorah, or get ejaculated on by a snuffaluffagus?

get ejaculated on by a snuffaluffagus

Would you rather be "drawn and quartered" or decapitated?

decapitated im tickleish so the faster it is the less it will be annoying

Would you rather eat a tube of wasbi or or stick your tounge on a stove?

Tube of wasabi (it's not that bad).


Would you rather live forever or end the pain of living?

Live Forever

Would you rather have salt or acid poured in to your wounds?

Can I choose not being wounded in the first place?
No? ok.

salt. definitely salt. depending on the strength of the acid. the salt will eventually go away. the acid would just sit there and burn through.

Old english or shlitz? (yes, I'm looking at that as a bad thing, prefer guiness myself)

old english =D

would u rather eat maggot covered cheese, or hissing cockroaches ={

Maggots Covered Cheese
1) They're smaller
2) At least they come with cheese =S
3) Cockroaches can live through atomic bombs... Who wants that in their stomach??

Would you rather die falling or drowning?

I'd rather die falling. At impact the nervous system is immediately shocked and death is relatively quick. Death by drowning is a slower, more torturous process where I would be conscious through the painful process of my lungs filling with water and my nervous system slowly failing.

Would you rather get payed rally good at a job you didn't like or would you rather earn less money at a job you love?

Payed well at a job I don't like. I'd get to retire earlier.

Would you rather be eaten by an alligator in a swamp, or by a lion on a failed safari?

I'll take the lion. The alligator death roll thing looks like a nasty way to go.

Would you rather spend the next year in a building full of people you hate, or in the same building alone?

Alone. Most definently alone.

Would you rather live in a room covered in pink sparkles, or in a completely dark room (ie: no light)

A completely dark room, I'd easily go insane if I had to live in a room covered in pink sparkles.

Would you rather kill a close family member or a close friend? (if you had to)

I'll take the job I love. The best parts of our youths are wasted on the wants and demands of others. You may as well be happy with that.

A close family member, because at least they're older, and they've lived more of their lives.

Would you rather accomplish something great and have no one know you did it, or have everyone love you for something someone else did?

Greatness without recognition.....I'll know what I did, and I can live with that.

Would you rather have knowledge of your own death or knowledge of a friend's?

Knowledge of my own death, that way I could tell everyone how much I adore them and prepare myself.
It would be too hard for a friends. There is no way I could prepare myself for anything like that again.

You forgot to add a question, love.

Would you rather have sticky skin or slimy skin?

Slimy Skin.

Would you rather get eaten alive by a wild animal, or get buried under ground until you die of suffocation?

Guess I'll go for being buried underground. I always did find such a concept fascinating. Would you rather be eaten by a gang of tiger sharks, or be eaten by a gang of tigers who have not eaten for three years?

Goth Forever

Well, I don't think tigers would still be alive after three years of starvation, so I guess the tigers.

Would you rather your lover be angry at you or your best friend?

The tigers who haven't eaten for three years most definitely, they'd rip me up fast, no floating in the water while sharks try to pick me limb for limb. Would you rather get life in prison, or the death sentence?

Best friend hands down.

Star Wars or Star Trek (classic matchoff)

Oops...lol, good point Underwater Ophelia, wasn't using my brain there.

Death Sentence, and Star Trek.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf...I'm already half blind and it sucks. Badly. I've got big thick glasses.

Hmmmm....D_I_R you've given me no option!

Anyway, a day with Severus Snape (From Harry Potter, the books) or Erik (From Phantom of the Opera, Leroux's book version)?

Severus Snape! I want to make potions and live in a dungeon. :)

Another sensory question...Would you rather lose your tongue or your eyes?

Tongue. It's possible to communicate without it, but it's very hard to see without eyes.

Would you rather be dead or spend an infinite amount of time being artificially sustained and reliving your old memories?

Dead. I dont' have many good memories.


If you had to die, would you rather drown in a full toilet or get gangrene?

Drown.

a missing finger or an extra toe (couldn't think of anything :D)

Missing a finger. It adds depth of character beyond a simple extra body part. How did you lose that finger...

Failed novelist or starving poet?

Starving poet

If forced would you rather eat shit or vomit?

Thats crude im not going to be in on that disgusting request.

summer, autamn or winter?

Autamn =]
Would you rather go to school or go to work?

School, work reminds me too much of the reason why I got the job in the first place.

Msn messanger or aim

Aim, because I'm lazy and my mother has aol.


Would you rather kill yorself or kill someone else?

Myself, the guilt would be too difficult from killing someone else.

Would you rather be lost out in the middle of nowhere (miles from any settlements) but with some supplies, or be lost in a huge foreign city with no money where the people speak a language you don't know?

Middle of nowhere with supplies. At least then I don't have to deal with human interaction and money issues.

For the rest of your life: would you rather be completely and utterly alone or kept company only by extremely irritating people?

Alone.

Would you rather listen to techno or rap?

Wutang.

Would you rather drink a soda with cigarette butts in it, or one that had been opened and left out for a month?

Opened and left out. Carbination makes me gag.

Would you rather lose a friend or lose a pet?

Friend. Pets will still love you if you feed them and listen to you if you need them to.

Would you rather have schizophrenia, or be driven made via syphilis?

Both personalities say schizofrphrenia.

Would you rather shoot or stab someone?

Stab. It's so much classier.

Would you rather eat a monkey or a squirrel?

Squirrel (I hear they are pretty tasty.)

Would you rather get caught masturbating or having a threesome?

Masturbating, it's easier to make an excuse with, but it'd truely depend on who would do the catching.

All things considered, which is worse: Being male or female?