Crying and Duck!
 

Both of you! Sit down, now!

I am going to the bank now. When I get back, I expect you two to have resolved your differences and made up. Understood?!

Good.

I will return in a little bit. I expect progress damn it!

Holy shit. I hate Duck and Duck agitates me so much we got our own thread.

DUCK I HATE YOU AND I WANT TO FUCKING SMASH YOUR BALLS AND FEED THEM TO YOU. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THEM AS THEY'RE GOING DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!!!

What was there :

What I read :

DISGUSTING!!!!! You probably have herpes or something of the sort.

And you should have read what I posted. I love my boyfriend and I will ONLY suck MY BOYFRIEND'S balls.

I am done with you now Duck. I post to you no more.

*walks in*

Blink, blink...

*walks out*

I added onto my post right after you posted.

I SERIOUSLY doubt it, toots.

*comes back in with popcorn. Pulls up a fold out chair. Silently sits*

DUCKMAN IS FINALLY ON MY IGNORE LIST!!!!

I can no longer see what he has posted.

As do I, unfortunately.

Thanks be to god (if there was such a thing).

Well, looks like the fun's over, peeps. NOW I CAN SAY WHAT EVER THE FUCK I LIKE ABOUT HER!!!


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

What I read:

I also agree with Rae also.


(Pardon my French; I'm still brushing up on it.)

Simple : Don't read anything with my name on it.

Tha Duckman brings entertainment to the g-net boards.

Exactly. Like I said, some o' yous take things so damn seriously. I'm here to entertain, yo! If you don't like it, don't read it.

P.S. New song my MySpazz.

Aww actually he is kinda cute -- here duckie duckie duckie...here duckiiiieeee....

Do you got cookie?

I do not find him cute. I find him perverted.

But ducks are cute.

I find his attempts at humour and peversion quite amusing.

Is he, like, a duck or a man? I just don't get it.

I just got home from work (don't worry about that big word Duck, you'll learn about work when you grow up) and got a chance to read this thread.

Crimson: there is one thing I must say to you young lady:

YOU GO GIRL!!! YOU KICKED HIS FEATHERED BALL-LESS ASS!
:D

:: clicks to ignores duck too ::

(ahem) OK people. move along, nothing to see here anymore.

(head in hands) Well.....at least that solves the arguing problem.....I guess....

*sigh* No Duck --ate the cookie -- Crimson -- what is perverse about the duckster -- I am new here so...?

THANK YOU HUMANE!!!! I knew I liked you from the moment I met you here. :D And thank you for not yelling at me for kicking his ass. :)

And Rae his posts are enough to explain. Go back and read them from the beginning.

None of you can be at all serious can you?

Or perhaps the problem is being overly serious.

I think it's the lack of balance, really.

How did you kick his ass?

I admit it, yes, I am a little off balaaaaAAAAAa WHOAAAAAaaaaaa a a!
:: thud ::
:: crash ::
:: hubcap rolls down the street ::









:D

You ever see the movie Ghost Dad? It was kind of like when Bill Cosby jumped through the phone line and throttled that dude.

Humane, you make me giggle. :)

Silly humans...*shakes head*

Rae, I *heart* you too. :)

[Squeeky, parody voice] Humane, you make giggle, blah blah blah [/Squeeky, parody voice].

Tha Duckman, what label would fit you best?
Do you like the gothic subculture?

Duckie fits into the "druggie/musician" subculture....you know, grunge, (Bad joke)

How did he end up in the gothic.net boards? Shouldn`t he be in the drug boards then? (Not satying he is not welcome here)

Because our dear Duckie is bored and enjoys harassing every subculture there is.

LOL...poor misunderstood little guy...

I say he belongs some where else.

But that's just my opinion.

We know. We all know.
I'm starting to think you do you have e-crush on him. Even after you ignored him, you can't help talking about him time and time again.

I have a boyfriend on here.

The last thing I need is a crush.

And the last boyfriend I had who was like Duck pissed me off so badly because he was like that I dumped him.

(Is inclined to agree with Ophelia)

But since it appears I'm the marriage counselor between you two, I can't take sides.

Now Crying, what exactly has Duckie done that's so terrible?

Boyfriend schmoyfriend. Doesn't mean you don't have an e-crush.
Maybe you're just trying to convince yourself that you don't have a thing for this Duck? o.O

The things he says irk me. He's like the class clown I guess to me. You can't really like him, but you can't dislike him either.

I just don't like the way he posts the dumbest things. It seems like he gets an okay from it when om3gagoth666 got in trouble for it. Kinda irks me.

And to me, even having an e-crush is cheating.

Pardon my interruption but here is a brief list of comments he has made:

And so on and so forth. It appears he has an rectal preoccupation.

But Humane, he's not trying to be taken seriously.

He make me of a kid brother; crass, annoying, but still endlessly amusing. He just likes to mess around.

(Why do I end up in the defense attorney role?)

He's just kidding. I think people are taking him too seriously when he's kidding, and not seriously enough when he isn't kidding.

Thanks for that, i spat orange juice all over my keyboard xD