Fantasy celebrity cheat
 

Who do you have on your top three lists of celebs you can totally score with. My hubby and I both have lists. On his is:

Selma Hayek
Beyonce
Shakira

Mine are

Ville from Him
Johnny Depp
Catherine Zeta Jones

....

Want an honest answer? None.

I only want to do things with one person on this earth, and that's the girl that holds my heart. Everyone else is just.. blah. Pretty, sure, but not much else since they aren't her.

The fun thing is that this always pisses people off. :D

(Takes a deep breath)

Men:

1.) Johnny Depp
2.) Orlando Bloom
3.) Jared Leto
4.) Larry Lam
5.) An Jun Can

Women:

1.) Keira Knightley
2.) Angelina Jolie
3.) Julia Stiles
4.) Maggie Gyllenhal
5.) Sanaa Lathan

You sir, are full of crap. :)

Nah, dear madam, I'm just really, really, REALLY attached to those I love. :D

Awwwww that is sooo sweet!

Realistically, I'm with Meth.
But for the fun of the game--
Adrien Brody.
Joseph Fiennes.
Kirsten Dunst.

Ah, it's all in fun, chances are, we will never meet those people-- if I met those guys, the reality would probably be very disappointing, but even so I wouldn't do it although I admit I would be bowled over -- I am a one man kinda gal...

Hmm.....would I......?

Damn it.

I would.

rofl well--make sure you get a contract so your signifigant other can't pummel you...lol

Would they really blame me?

I certainly wouldn't.

Check this video out, but if you hate country, I suggest you turn it down...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zydMUFMqrmc

Its defintely related to this.

Johnnnnnnnny! *passes out*

(laughs) It's not really Johnny, it's her director, Shaun Silva. Good likeness though, right?

Rozz Williams.
<,..,< >,..,> Even dead.

And my mate, my love; Jayson. He makes my life wonderful. *,..,*
Uhm... other than that, humans don't get me much at all.

1.) Nivek Ogre (minus 25 years)
2.) Robert Smith (minus 25 years
3.) Peter Steele (minus 10 years)

Teehee, I'm a horrible person.

I've had a rather silly discussion like this with Yinka, and we both agreed that should the oppurtunity arise, we couldn't blame the other for cheating. Hell, it's not like it's ever gonna happen anyway. The only person I remember off his list was some actress off Neighbours.

Mine:

1. Robert Smith (at his current age would suit me just fine!)

2. David Tennant. That man is just... edible.

... actually that's it. Not many people would turn my head :P

Robert has put on quite a bit of weight as of late though, but he's still genius!

Eh, I like my men a bit cuddly. It's fun to watch them wobble :)

Oh, must it be a top three list? Not a top ten? (Hey, I'm single, so I'm allowed to. Nya, nya!)

Well, for me I guess it'd be

- Antonio Banderas (Zorro style) *sigh*
- Orlando Bloom *blush*
- Elvis Presley (a la Jailhouse rock) *swoooon*
- John Travolta (a la Grease)
- Catherine Zeta- Jones (a la Chicago)
- Winona Ryder (a la Burton)
- Johnny Depp (I mean, a fantastic actor with good looks and a solid knowledge of music - who can resist that?)
- Leonardo di Caprio (c'mon, he is a pretty face)
- Siouxsie

By the way, this is in no particular order.

(I edited this...)

None of them.


I find it quite difficult to be attracted to celebrities.

Again, I'm with Maggz :P
The only semi-celebrity I can think of whom I would score with is Tratchenberg, the actor that played Buffy's sister, but only because she's cute. There's nothing special about her just because she's a celebrity.

Why must you turn this place into a forum of lies?

Besides, this is about fantasy -- I picked celebrities not simply because of celebrity status but based on my own physical preferences in a fellow human -- celebrities are a point of reference that we would all understand because we are familiar with these people. If I said Stan down the street was hot, who cares -- you don't know what he looks like. I am more than sure that if I met them, I may be quite turned off by their personalities --I could also be pleasantly surprised. But even them, yes, they are mere mortals -- its' just fun to play around with...and think of this -- if you would not consider them solely because they are celebrities -- aren't you being just as prejudicial as those who would WANT them BECAUSE they are celebrities...hummmm...

Peter Murphy - when he was younger. He is still captivating now but I prefer his younger self.

http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images6/murphyleaves.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/80music/1/0/K/4/bauhaus.jpg


Jonathon rhys Meyers

HOLY FUCK! http://www.queerty.com/queer/Jonathon2-thumb.jpg

http://www.queerty.com/queer/Jonathin5.jpg


Stuart townsend

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/...lxg_dorian.jpg

Jilli
Kontan
+ Meth
:D:D

I'll bring the camera...

John Cleese (check out his legs in "A Fish Called Wanda"); Stephen Holstoi; Jeff Buckley (even dead); Eric Stolz (even alive)...

.. Scott Wieland. Damn.

and Jennifer Tilly; Tura Satana; Kay Bjelland; Catherine McCormick; Sophie Morceau

I'm with Meth on this one, mainly because I find it hard enough getting chicks as it is without going around and banging other people. But if I was that way inclined :

Ally Sheedy
Thora Birch
Sile Seoige
That red haired chick with the lisp from that American show.

Red haired chick with a lisp?? who is that?

I have no idea, but I'd do her before she got all skinny and shit. The show has some black lady and that weird dude with the curly blond hair and the glasses in it. I have no idea what it's called. She works as a secretary in some magazine place or newspaper place or something, I think.

Humph -- I am stymied ....

Me too :( .

SARA RUE!!! The show's Less Than Perfect.

Ohhhhh...still don't know -- sorry...

Sara rue.

hfnb

Googled her -- yep she is gorgeous I like curvy gals myself...

She's a total babe.

Sara Rue. Curvy girl sell out. Bah.

Tha one and only Duckman, of corse !

Guys:
Sid vicious
Brian (from the dresden dolls)
leonardo decaprio
Robert smith
and the singer from cinema strange I dont know his name..

Girls:
Amanda palmer (from the dresden dolls)
Shakira
Joan of are
Otep

These were in no real order

Never had a celebrity fantasy for some reason. For as long as I could remember I was never really interested at any level with celebrities. I guess I just abhor something so trivial and base.

Ditto.
I duno, but personally, I find celebrities to be too....fake. I cannot feel any physical or emotional attraction. Unless they are extremely talented then I can admire them but only mentally.

[Cough]BULLSHIT[cough]..

HIGH FIVE!!!

Johnny Depp
Jared Leto
Billie Joe Armstrong
Orlando Bloom
Prince William

My husband likes Scarlett Johansen and some others.

She looks really weird since she's lost weight (sort of like Star Jones did). I think she's better looking with a slightly bigger face (her chin's too pointy).

I think she was absolutely gorgeous, maybe even more so than Ally Sheedy.

1.) Orlando Bloom
2.) Heidi Klum
3.) Kate Beckinsale
4.) Ewan McGregor
5.) Jesse Spencer

Brendan Frasier
Sam Elliott
Thomas Hayden Church
Rob Schneider

Charlize Theron
Tyra Banks
Dana Delany
Megan Mullally

oh come on -- it's just silly and fun -- they are like -- a constant presence in our lives, lookit, even though you hate her, you know who Paris Hiiton is (I can't stand the skank either, but I digress)... with these people being apart of our lives so prevalently, one of two may catch the eye...and why not? It's somewhat like a chatty house guest who won't leave -- but I am like, why do they have to, particularly if they are amusing -- kick them out after they bore you and start eating up all the food... ! Sometime the banal and frivilous can be cheesily fun - -must all our time be filled with depth and meaning -- if so hand me the cyanide...lol..

But to each their own my friend, to each their own ...;-)

I would have to agree with maggot, I cannot find celebrities attractive. My last post was a joke, mainly to give Tha Duckman some ego, too bad he isn`t a celebrity.