Confession thread
 

Let your dirty laundry fly here.

I'll go first



I'm a fake. A complete, utter, fake.

I don't really have a headlight on my bike.

In fact, I don't even own a bike.

I'm addicted to this website.

I hate apples. and I want to wring throats every time someone eats one.

I confess that I want to buy an Armalite AR-15 in .223 caliber. Uh...just to add to my collection. And maybe shoot, you know, cans and paper targets. And about 5,000 rounds of ammo to go with it. :D And an infrared scope would be awesome.

I stole a cow.

I hate giant rabbits.
I fucking hate them.
I don't mean big bunnies. Those are cute. I mean abnormally huge rabbits that sometimes appear in cartoons.
Bugs Bunny is alright because he's anthropomorphic, but the rest of the giant rabbits, like the Pink Panther's rabbit that came up from a magic hat and helped the pink panther in one episode, I wanna shoot it.
Fuck giant rabbits.
There's a reason they don't exist in real life.

I know who you are even if you deny it.

I pick my nose. A lot.

I'm not as big an idiot as I let on I am sometimes...

Wow, you`re back, Kimaru. Yay!!

I confess that I was a poser about a year ago, and it is until a few months ago I realized that....

I used to have an army of barbie's...pink ones with blonde hair.

That is the most pretentious thing I have heard. My best friend for four years even takes modesty when she says she knows me, so you, a person I've only had a few exchanges with, think that you know me? Indeed...


my confession, erm...

I didn't like Borat

I'm not in the least bit "Goth" and I'm just here out of pure fucking boredom.

Same here; I used to love Barbies up until I was about nine.

I'm a bully and not a very nice person all around, yet I still expect people to be nice to me. I also am kinda bossy.

Ah, but that is part of your charm! :)

I had the entire G.I. Joe collection including the Mercury capsule and the recoil-less rifle set with Jeep and trailer. Most of you are probably too young to know G.I. Joe.

I could be wrong, but I'm like 99% positive I know who you are.
You know what I mean if I'm right.

:p i had loads of teddy's in my room Amongst all my medieval looking candles etc

I have a habit of developing irrational crushes based on nothing other than somone trying not to look at me.

LOL same here.

I have no idea what the hell you are talking about

uhh, another confession..........


I've kissed a guy when I was amazingly drunk and the thing that upsets me is he was bad looking lol

I have a habit of developing irrational crushes based on nothing other than someone being nice to me.

Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me...

Aw now, that's just hawg malarkey there, Zeke.

I am immediately suspicious of anyone being nice, and intrigued by someone either too shy to meet my eyes or too embarrassed to admit that they think I'm pretty

Oh, I'm actually shy as shit. I just act like a dick online because I can get away with it, and I'm hidden. Even when I wasn't a junkie, I looked all shifty and what not, and never looked at anyone.

I'm only shy when they pay me to be.

I like a chick that can kick my ass. How much would it cost to have you sit on my chest?

Duckman, I see you and your junkie-ness.


Got any pot?




(Oh yeah...my confession is that I'm a HUGE hippie durning the summer)

ALWAYS have pot. Of different varieties.

My rates depend on whether I am serving you a subpoena or merely being a decoy. For you, first one is gratis.

Oh awesome. I vote we hang out and stuff.

Well, I would if I actually knew you. May as well start to get to know you, yeah?

Duckie, are you Bi-Polar Joe?

Yuss. Tha Duckman = Bipolar Joe.

And Tha Duckman = Mayn O' Miss-Tuh-REEEEEEE!!!

O rly??!?!?!?!!?!?!


I'm intrigued and stuff.

Don't be, it's actually because I'm a really boring guy, but don't these guys that. I want them to think I'm neat-o.

Well, if you've got AIM, then you can just tell me how boring you are, and I'll tell you how dumb I am.

You up for it?

No. I don't use IMs.

Does you has email?

Just making sure.

Now, It's wabbit season.

confession, i have no backbone, i cant argue with the misses worth crap

Yes.

uibtliub kguk

I'd fuck you senseless.

I dig anonymous bunnies.

Und this is why Duckie is single.


^.^

Awee that's sweet
Well at least you understand XD

Naw, I'm actually real fuckin' ugly. Imagine if Jesus had sex with Trent Reznor while they were both on crack, and the resulting child had sex with Timothy Olyphant, who was also on crack, then you'd get me...

You'd be surprised how you are seen in others' eyes. Kind of like a 14 ton amphibious rodent.

With big, pink, fluffy ears and dungarees.