How do you want to die?
 

I want to slit the bottom of my wrist and bleed to death. A dramatic, tragic, and suicidal end to my wonderful life. Well, at least I'm honest. And, no, I'm not depressed, but that is how I want to die.

*headdesk*

*smacks hand against head*

*headkeyboard*

*headhead*

:D

If I had to choose an "exotic" death, it'd be drowning, probably. I'm deeply connected to water and breath, so I think it suits me.

I would want to die peacefully, seeing my body as my soul floats out.

Dive bombing into something in some kind of air-borne craft. Or maybe from the heart attack on the way down. Got to go out with something exciting. Neil Young sang it best: "It's better to burn out than to fade away."

Hell yeah, Neil. \m/

I would like to die in my sleep, peacefully and painlessly.

I guess I'd like to be stuck in a giant blender with a bunch of alcohol and get turned into the world's largest diaquiri. And then I want all my friends to get drunk off of me.

I would also say dying of too many orgasms wouldn't be too bad.

If I had to choose an exotic death, I would try to get drunk on windex and drive a bicycle with greased flaming turkeys on the sides into a wall of rabid seagulls.

How do you keep the seagulls in a wall? Stick their heads through chicken wire, perhaps?

I would singlehandedly siege the fortress of Colombia's largest cocaine manufacturer with only a stiletto and a grenade. I'd blast through the doors in broad daylight with my dual auto-loading 20mm Browning assault rifles and mow down half of the veteran, battle-scarred cocainistos, then I would engage the boss of the operation. He would come at me with his +5 cocaine addiction attack, but I would swerve out of the way and jump through the window into a river, where I'd swim back to the rendezvous point as the entire complex erupted in a fiery explosion. Invariably I would get the girl.

Hear, hear!

I would like that too. But when I get more than 5 orgasms, my dick starts to get sore so when I think about it... it'd be pretty painful for me.

Hehehe
pain is pleasure baby XD

You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.

What are you talking about?

He's talking about how we killed Jesus and voted for Humphrey, because his tolerance for communism, his liberalism, and his support of civil rights couldn't be any more clearly the works of Satan, our patron saint by default.

XD that was so cute.

I would die of laughter from seeing this happen. XD

They way i wanna die is also bye drowning it would be painless sum wat you would feel like your liungs are gunna burst but they say you see your life before your eyes slower then you would ne other way.... If you wanted to see your life...

I want to die durring an anti-war ralley by getting shot down by police and changing the outlook on American Authority figures. This will eventually lead to complete public rejection of govornment and the people will overcome and once again live in a brainwashless and more individual living situations. That would be grand.

"Hey everyone, look at that crazy guy!"
"He's armed!"
*everyone shoots*


...yeah.

I don't think you can die from that. lol.

As painlessly as possible. And when i'm old and have experienced more of life.

.........."Pretty please?"

*bats eyelashes towards the heavens*.

Death by black hole.

Torn apart by extreme tidal forces, that would be awesome.

The way I would like to die would be either from a sword through my chest after a samurai-ish battle between me and the ultimate evil (me) >.>

Or I would go down after storming Washington DC with an army of toddlers. We would secure the Capital, but then after only about five minutes of sweet pwnage, I would get shot in the chest by some insane secret service guy who has a problem with children.

I have always felt like I would die before I got old. I think I will die in an accident of some sort. I have always felt that very strongly ever since I was little.

I've always figured the same, but not in an accident. More like being executed or killed for treason or some BS to that effect.

When I was about nine I started having dreams where I would be shot or be on 'death row' for the above reasons. Usually a lot of politics in them and that's continued till today (I don't usually put much stock in dreams, though). Of course, as I got older and older my interest in politics has grown exponentially. So, I've always had this assumption this would be my fate. Fatalistic, I know. But, eh...

However, I think I made this point in my introduction, if that was the case, I'd really hate lethal injection or the electric chair.

You're on the wrong track, then. We don't execute our political dissidents, generally; tends to make matyrs. The best you can hope for is a quiet hit in a dark alley.

Death row is reserved for those whose execution will satisfy the public bloodlust, not aggravate it.

Personally i want to die...
 

Personaly I'd want to die unexpectedly and quick but in a dark room kinda like the old gothic churches in europe, but I want to die from probably either a stab wound that immediatly kills me or I want my head cut off by Guillotine or even burned, i have an odd fasination of fire, it doesnt hurt me so much as it entrances me.

So, your saying as long as I'm not capin' heads of state, or worse, randoms on the street, I'll end up just sitting in a prison for life?

Of course, are you hypothesizing on a post-Apocalyptic attack America, or the current political climate?

Wait a sec.. How would YOU know?? O__o *hiddles*

I'm sure it's possible somehow. Possibly something would rupture and you would die of internal bleeding. Perhaps a pleasure-induced aneurism?

Painlessly. Having a painful death is one of the few things I'm afraid of.

All I really care about is that I did something in life worth talking about at my funeral. Something real, not the "He looks good, he was a good guy, very special" crap that most people spew when they don't have anything true to say at funerals.

I'd like to die after a really great meal, and truly awesome sex. Or in my sleep, of old age.
;)

I`d enjoy falling of the cliff ( high ) into the cold sea during windy winter night , then full moon is out and clear sky , leting one tear ride my cheek before I die .... ummm rest in peace oather my self " nods "

O~boy ! o~boy ! ... I just love funerals
Everyone always forgives to the person witch died , remember all happy moments , first and last time they saw him smiling , all happy moments , what he did for oathers and him self , then oathers cry , then they burry the cofin .... etc. etc.

Smile while you`re at someones funeral , He/She finaly get to relax
" Hails +Death+ " ;P

Bleeding to death, being shot, blown up, suicide taking out loads of enemys in a war of some sort...WW3 i'm thinking off (it's inevitable (did I spell it right?))

i want to die in the blackness of deep space. covered by the stars and float endlessly for all eternity.

I would like to die by drinking a shot of everclear with bits and pieces of glass in it.

i have allways had a feeling that i would die in an acident involving electricity.

That sounds cool. I could go for that, except I would want to float inside a marble mausoleum. Preferably in eternal orbit around Saturn.

Conveniently just over a Lazarus pit.

I want to die in a state operated nursing facility alone with no friends or family, not from any physical complication but mostly from lonliness and the sheer lack of will. Just kidding I want to O.D. on smack whilst vixen blood addicts get high on my intoxicated soul waters :)

I want to slowly pull all of my organs out of my ass.
No, not really.
I'd probably want some sort of cutting of arteries involved. I think bleeding to death/heart failure is intense.

In a room full of burning incense, in my bloodmates arms.

Hmm. I hate questions liek this
I can never choose!
I always say what I wouldent want first.
I wouldent want is to die before my parents. That would be too hard for them to take.

I would probly want to be laying in a warm bed after my husband has died from old age, My children has children and their children has...


infact fuck that

Im living forever!

I want to eat a pissoned apple and fall in a lake of gold.

that'd be extremly exotic