My friend
 

My friend asked me the other day "How can that emo guy like sporty girls"
By that she means a boy she likes, who is apparently "emo" and who in her mind isn't allowed to like anyone other than "his kind" (anything that is in quotations are actual quotes)

I just kinda went silent on that one.

I can't believe that you hang out with such racist scum, Gra-stap-crow. I know you're not very intelligent, or attractive, or interesting, but I never thought you were among supremacist filth. All the pieces of the puzzle are coming together now. Now, for the first time in my life, I know what you mean about going silent.

Yes, ugly, stupid racist, homophobic scum, that's me in a nutshell *rolls eyes*

I hope you're rolling your eyes as you enter anaphylaxis, because otherwise, you're simply in a state of pathetic denial as to your true, malevolent nature. This is of course unless what I thought was sarcasm was in fact a genuine acceptance of your ridiculously hateful creed. In this, and only this, case I congratulate you on your first step to recovery and urge you to keep yourself in that nutshell so that you don't harm anyone more.

I'm on my way to plastic surgery don't worry

Perhaps instead of posting on your pathetic forum on your way to Doctor E.Z. Wayout, you should be watching the road. That is, unless your irrelevant post about your hideous appearance instead of what was quoted is actually a suicide attempt.

You're becoming kinda boring now. You need new material man. Some witty funny ass material.

In case you haven't noticed, It IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE BORING. The material I use is the material I believe will help my charges to become less shitty. As for wit, it rolls off my tongue like spittle off yours. No surprise that you don't catch it.

Whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie.

rotfl @ Doctor E.Z. Wayout ;D

Oh Smoovy, don't ever leave. This place would be boring without you.

Tell that to Pee-knees in the Shadows and La-pout, and Goebbels up there. The peauxseurs thinks I'm boring, when in fact it is they who have ordered the construction of a yawn factory.

You ARE pretty boring though. The beginning was amusing but you just kind of sound the same after that.

And what do you suggest I do about it? Listen to potatoes like you and Pee-knees in the Shadows slur shitty advice at me about my 'comedy routine? I'd rather listen to a pomegranate like Saddiction give thanks and praises. O BTW FOAD

Get in line.

Of course no one wants to hear criticism, but you deserve it.
"you're ugly and stooopid" jokes have been done to death by just about every troll, so if you want to be even the least bit funny, get new material.
The only reason she was amused was because she does not like me and you were making fun of me, it had nothing to do with you actually being funny.
Yes, make up a quote by me, that's real nice. However that was more amusing than your usual garbage.

Time for an actual answer!

This is gonna be a GIANT rant.

I know what you mean... some people I hang out with at school (I have limited selection there) think they're really "hxc" and are all OMGPREPZGODIE!!!1 and they think they're the shit and that they're better than the A&F whores who go down to the states and buy their clothes even though they do the exact fucking same thing with Hot Topic and Pac Sun or God knows what store...

They started bitching on a really nice girl because she liked a "preppy guy" and wondered why she "couldn't like someone more her type" - who the fuck are they to dictate what kind of people you can be attracted to? Sure, I like goth/alternative girls but it's none of their fucking business if I hit on a girl wearing a pink miniskirt and flip flops...

Yeah. [/rant]

It had everything to do with Smoovy being funny. Get over yourself.

Yeah, and get over me, too. God, if I had a dime for every time some pathetic groupie like you begged to sleep with me, my pockets would rip.

Hey, don't be so mean! Jeez, it's a free country, she can hang out with who ever the hell she wants to!

Chiil, Smoov comes on here and trolls relentlessy, sometimes being funny. Don't take anything he says seriously.

Oh, and Smoov......wouldn't be the same without you, keep it up, but keep it fresh...smells bad enough around here already

Are you kidding me? You actually like his stuff?

Less his stuff, more the reactions he gets out of everyone else.

I like to simply read the convos and have a smirk at the annoyance he seems to cause to some people.

I think Smoov is funny. I hope I can meet him some day and invite him over for like...Burger King and Ol' Dirty Bastard or something.

Okay, but he's still being a bit mean.

Try not taking things so seriously.

I'd have to say I enjoyed his Duckman incarnation more. Unless of course, I'm mistaken, and Smoov's master is a seperate entity. I kind of miss Duck, he actually made a valid contribution now and agian, as well as lightening the mood.

Him, yes defiantly . This guy? sorry but really really lame.

Whatever people think of Smoov, Duckman was miles better.

We should start a Bring Back Tha Duckman petition

Duckman's probably lying in the bottom of a ditch with a needle in his arm.

I bet he feels so famous

I'm not being mean, you gossipy worm. Why don't you go FOAD somewhere? Or pour your faulty venom onto my face, the better to smash you with my right hook. I'm the nicest son of a bitch this side of the western hemisphere, and don't let your rancid brain forget it.

A Critique of Puerile Reason:

2 da fool who went on the gothic quest to tell me what to say, namely Foulrys, I have little to respond with outside the confines of disgust.

I feel a simpler solution to the odor problem on this site would be your departure, Foulrys. I'm not your personal air-freshener.

Maybe you should stop wasting your energy straddling your clients and look up some contemporary literature, which is by name "I Have a Confession to Make" by one U. Smoov. There it states that Tha Dickman shall be forevermore dead to gothic.net.

You don't seem that nice at all. Sorry, but you don't. And I don't gossip. I find it quite annoying actually. You seem to be the meanest one here.

Oh, yeah, well Beneath the Shadows said that Graveyard.Crow called you 'Dorkprayer.' I was so pissed when I heard. Don't tell her I said anything, though. Just trying amend my mean ways by helping you out a little.

DorkPrayer? *sighs* Yes, a lot of people call me a dork. Well, if you are telling the truth, thank you very much. So I don't fit in with non-goths, but I guess I don't fit in with goths either. This kinda sucks. It's people like her that make me all depressed and stuff. I'm sure that Graveyard.Crow has had her share of insults, so I'll forgive her.

I never called you a dork. In case you didn't know, he enjoys changing people's quotes or just lying about the things they have said.
This is one of those lies.
I don't enjoy making people depressed unless they deserve it, which you do not.
Hope you believe me.

I totally believe you. It's fine, I didn't really trust him anyways. Thank you for telling me this.

No problemo.

Prayer, even if you aren't goth, you seem liek a pretty cool chick and you're alright in my book.


I agree duck was much better


Smoov seriously you have your moments where you're truly funny. However your unending mean edge is a turn off as a whole. Sometimes your quote manipulation and bitter sarcasm gets a smile, but sometimes you just take it over the top to the point of where you're just a prick.

Thanks for saying that. Lots of people online say I don't seem goth. I am, but maybe I just don't express it well online? Weird though, I get along SO well with goths offline. :(

I swear to god, damnit he's ALWAYS being mean to ME. I'll try not to take things seriously though, you are absolutely correct.

Don't worry, he's a dickhead to everybody. It's best just to flow with it, or ignore it. I like to egg him on, myself.

Real mature everybody. All this talk behind my back makes my shoulder blades sick.

Thanks. I'll give the egging a try.

As if you don't talk about others behind their back.

They are the people who use Goth as a power word. It's like when other people use the word Slut to insult others, this is the same thing just different word.

If you do something they don't like they can say YOU'RE NOT GOTH as a means to bring you down.
I find that truly pathetic, especially when they try to be tough guys on the internet.
YES sitting in your chair trying to make a random person feel bad is SO cool.

You're right again. I've been noticing that a lot. I say one off topic thing and all of a sudden, I'm not goth!!!!!!!!! It's ridiculous! Well, I'm not letting it bother me anymore. It's kinda amusing now.

Good. We live and we learn. It took me a while to realize that little thing. Back when I cared that is.

True. We all live and learn, but it's sad that some don't learn. They continue to care what other people think, not even caring about what they, themselves think.

Don't listen to her DarkPrayer, she's trying to trick you! Did you know that Graveyard.Crow is actually Goebbels? Yes, that Goebbels! Listen to me! Care what I say! Before it's too late!

Ok , Smoov , you've gone too far with this one ... If you are an american ignorant like most I sadly know on the net , I can forgive that you make fun of such a thing , for people like you can't hardly imagine how others may feel about such a tema (think about germans ) ...

But you are clever enough , I'm sure , and you know exactly what are you saying and why . So , Smoovschen , pack dein kindlisches verhalten ein und GEHE! FAHR ZU HOLLE!

DU NERVST .
DU BIST NICHT EIN FURZ WERT

Why??? I ask myself : What are new people thinking about the whinning forum? If someone has a problem here and read first all the crap you've posted , I'm sure 99% will think : Why should I risk myself that this UncleSmoch make fun of me?

Notice that this is the first time I'm talking to you , and its because I have two good reasons :
1-To say what I THINK
2-To say (perhaps) WHAT OTHERS THINK ABOUT YOU .

I'm done . BYE .

Um...I don't believe you. Sorry. I don't care about you OR what you say anymore. Sorry. Actually, I'm NOT sorry, but whatever right?