Good evining
 

My real name is graham and im gay and id like to say hiya to u all

could you please change the board colour cos im partially blind and white on black is not good for me

Hey.

Changing the board colour would mean demoting the goffickness of the forum.

Plus, the admins are never here. Sorry.

You might want to fill out the introduction questions. Oh, and could you make an effort to type things properly? I am pedantic and Nazish about grammar.

Hi Graham....I'm gay too.......would you like to wear my collar?

I'm very sorry, I can do good grammer and spellings but I just thought it would look cool if I looked a bit daft and silly

Gnet, where NOT liking bondage is socially unacceptable.

I'm currently in a long term relationship with the man of my dreams. He's called Paul and I love him so much. Maybe next time buster

My eyes are so sore now and Paul hasn't rang me

sheesh

ya could have fooled me mate....you want to see the clip of them at Eldon Gardens

ohhh go on then.........I'll give it a try

What are you even talking about?
Seriously--do you know what a troll is..?

Want to play BDSM?

A spamster.

Look at his "Is there any naked Goth girl pictures" thread in general.

So sorry if my definition is different from yours, as you're always so totally right with everything, Ophelia, and I'm just a lowly dumbass to stupid to understand how great and right you really are. So, have your fun and mock me.

:D

No, thanks, not my thing. Ha ha.

I'm glad we see eye to eye.

Oh, PS--it's "too," not "to."

If you are having trouble reading everything in black and white try adjusting the tint on your monitor or somthing like that so everything appears in different shades of green or red instead of black and white.

A cynical bitch as always I see.

And I realize I used the wrong "to." Contrary to my obviously over-the-top sarcastic remark above, I am, in fact, not a dumbass. I've got quite a lot of grammatical training under my belt... I didn't take classes and read mounds of books for nothing. So please, don't try to make me look foolish.

*Peers into the future*

Ah, I can already see your remark: "I don't have to, you do a great job of it yourself."

I'm good. :D

Damn, he is a troll on his first thread. Sorry buddy, your fired, unles you can come up with something cute fast... besides me happy in love and gay

This doesn't change the fact that you're silly, and used the wrong "too."
Oh, and I guess you don't really understand the word "cynical," either, because nothing I've said has really suggested I'm cynical.
Bitch, yes. Cynical...nope.

I guess you should read those mounds of books again.

Fuck off white faced cunts

I concur I concur

Why the fuck have you got to make you messages more than 10 characters?

Attention seeking cunts

hope I spelled cunt right

You did spell cunt right

Spackas with white faces

and black lippy ffs, what's that about?

The majority of the western world have white faces. You might just have to put up with the caucasian persuasion.

well how come I have never seen a black goth?

A black goth wouldnt need to wear black lippy

Because you didn't look hard enough to see the member called 'blkgothgirl' on this very forum?

...this man scares me o_O *cries*

Did you come from deathrock.com?

My guess is Kerrang.

I come from the dark side oooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeee

I dress up in girls cloths and put make up on and try my best to look as dead as I can

are you devil worshipers?

No. ALL HAILS TO MIGHTY SATAN. THE DEVIL IS ALL.

This fawrum'z goin' ta Heeeell.

well do you drink Dr Pepper and cut your wrists?

No. Will one of you bastards get me some Dr Pepper and a razorblade? Customer service sucks here.

Sorry for all the questions, I'm a bored eccentric millionaire with nothing else to do. Do you want some money?

No. It's probably got your ass blood on it.

Do you want me to go away?

Funny how this board turned into DEATHROCK.COM soon after I joined it.

Have you not been noticing any of my secret messages, genius? And yes, I would like for you to go away. Please, go now. Thank you.

Odd indeed, Mr. Mouseblood, very odd.:)

Not that I am taking any responsiblity.

Why dont you take some prozac?

Why don't you fuck off? You are not needed here.

pffffffft

Stormtrooper of Death eh?

Fuckin PMSL

Yes, thats my name. So what? Fuck off.