Now for my second thread...The "Worship Our Dear Lord...Tha Duckman" Thread :)
 

...Yes...I am incredibly bored...NOW WORSHIP BITCH!


*bows before tha Duckman*


Also if you think i'm being a uber n00b...just post what you like most about Tha Duckman...

He brought us boobs. Though unfortunately none of the good ones were uncovered(shudders at the memory of hairy nudist camp man boobs).

Convert To Duckism!

*chants the duck song*



*makes the duck song before anyone asks what the lyrics are*

Me and Metabolik have a system.
Whenever we're both on MSN.
And one sees a new Duckman post.
They inform the other.



If Duckman reads this may I ask if he was ever a /B/ member?
He seems like the sort.
=]

Yes, thats a very good question...

Doesn't Duck make enough pointless threads on his own?

........ wow. Just. Wow. Someone's obsessed, huh?

ACTUALEE HE'S UPSEST LAWL.

I worship no man. Except, maybe Henry Rollins.

Oh god. People like you annoy me.

How so? Mr Rollins ispired me to be a musician. And I WAS joking.

No, I actually was saying that about the person who made this thread.

Oh, sorry about the miscommunication.

Oh, no problem.
I can understand obesessions over musicians.

It's more like " Duck makes history ", I just googled bipolar joe and got duckmans quote on gnet, that's hillarious.

Yeah, I rule THIS fuckin' hard.

Tha Duckman, I have a question for ye: do your nuts hurt, because this guy is ALL UP ON THEM.

Yeah, they be chafin' a good bit.

Everyone! Get off Duckman's nuts. =@ He needs his nuts so that he can make little duckling babies with me later.

Quickly, everyone, stand on his nuts! We haven't much time; his procreation must be stopped!

That was just a ploy to get you all to do that.

He loves it when people do that. He's a very kinky little Duckie!

Curses! We've been had!

[Cums all over yr shooooos]...........................

Eh, they needed a good polish anyway. Anyone have a spare rag?

[Cums all over yr trousers].........................

Silver lining doesn't cover this. I should have moved.

[Cums all over yr hair]..............................

'swhat happens when you stand next to a ladder, I suppose.

If you google noumi my blog will show up.

Yeah, but I'm infinitely cooler than you.

:(

.......

It's OK, you're better than Crimson Emo Girly.

That didn´t help much....

Well, I tried, but there's just no pleasing you.

hmm, I know what would please me...

*Thinks about something evil*

brb, I´m going to the sex shop...

If I jizzed on my shoe, and then kicked someone in the vagina until they were pregnant?

hehe, yeah it would be good...

That's probably the most hilarious violent thing ever.

indeed

Look, Duck, I´ve got something for you.

Click!!

Just for you, special.

I am not old enough to confirm my birth date. =(

It is really quite lovely.

I have a moral obligation to do what is right, i.e. be honest!

Lewser!!!!!!!!!!

aw, thx for that...particulary disgusting video..... :s

I'll win something some day!

You will win my penis in yr vagina!! YAY!!!!

oh, Duck, that´s so sweet and polite...