Chuck Norris Facts!
 

Here you can post Chuck Norris facts, from that one Chuck Norris Fact site, or original ones you've come up with.

Don't drink the water in Mexico, it's reserved for Chuck Norris.

Don't make me kill you.

What's wrong with me posting a Chuck Norris Fact thread?

Maybe that it was funny 10 years ago.

Well, I don't care what you think.

Then why ask?

Is this a trick question?

Woosh!!! !

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

I heard Chuck Norris was conceived when water made of gold combined with the hair the most beautiful virgin in world on a lotus petal.

<Riley Freeman> Boooooooo... </Riley Freeman>

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So THAT'S what facepalm is. I thought it was another way to say slap.

And if you don't know, now you know...*hums the Juicy chorus*

Just when all of the trolls clear out, this is what we get. Fucking doomed.

So I be worse than trolls? Aw... shit...

Yes Duane, yes. I'm with Miss Addams on this one.

Meh, I think I should just leave, then.

No, just I think Chuck Norris jokes are incredibally overrated. We could completely deviate from the topic and threadjack it.

This thread is now about china.

Not a good punk scene. Japan is better.

Yeah but Japans a western paradise.

This thread is now about Gothicus Maximus facts.

Bored at a party in Wellingborough, England sometime during the 60's , Gothicus Maximus elected to amuse himself by masturbating into a soda glass while its owner, a pubescent Lacoste-clad pretty-boy, was preoccupied. The name of the oblivious young man who proceeded to consume Gothicus' seed was Peter Murphy.

Japan... me likies.... DAMMIT!!! WHERE BE MAH DR. PEPPER STASH?!*Begins digging a hole, in search of his stash*

But Japan has a better punk scene. 80's Japanese hardcore. That is the best punk from a foreign country. Good Oi! scene in the 90's but i'm not too much a fan of Oi! at all.

*Gives up*Meh... it's not that great, anyways... not really helping my health, either. So, what is Oi! ?