Good Movie Lines
 

Post a line from a movie made a good impression on you.
Like a line that scared the shit out of you or was funny or whatever.
If there is already a thread just like this, then oh well!

"Are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Mine was a line from the movie the Stepfather. The Stepfather seid something like this: "Wait a minute, who am I here?"
He couldn't remember what person he was pretending to be! Creapy.

Madness?...THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

"I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with lattes. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go!"

Stumpy, from Out Cold. You cannot get any better than that, and the way he says it, brings tears to my eyes, and pains to my gut from laughing so hard.

"Sir this line is reserved for emergency calls only"
"No fucking shit lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"

Die Hard, the whole series rocks.

"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

Mmm. The Ref.

"Well, it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!" - Boondock Saints

MY fiance and roommate can carry on full conversations in nothing but movie quotes... kinda creepy, but also kinda cool.

"A person is smart, Its people that are stupid"

lol, Men In Black
Dosent always apply, but I still like the quote

"Yippee Ki yay, mother fucker!"

DIE HARD!!!

"Choke on them!"

Day of the Dead

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
-The Princess Bride

"It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty."

From Homeward Bound.. I think number two.. I say it all the time. [[I am so animal crazy man!]]



No, I think this always applies..

Anybody here have any good Clint Eastwood lines?

Well, of course, "Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do you feel lucky?"

It's actually "I know what you're thinking-- did he fire six shots, or only five? To be honest, I kind of lost track myself in all this excitement. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and is capable of blowing your head clean off, you have to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?"

"Go ahead, make my day" is another from the Dirty Harry saga.

Of course my custom title is from Chinatown.

"It's Mega Maid. She gone from suck to blow."-Spaceballs

HAHA!! I love that film! I could watch it over and over.
I could say the lines word for word when watching that film. Bruce Willis was hawt in that.

my fave is
"Are the girls coming back?" "whats that? thats not a word....Fluuuuuugaaaaaaaan!!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VL5dEoxR8AI

yup

Even tho I've seen Pulp Fiction dozens of times, Jules' lines always make me laugh my ass off:

Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.

Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?

Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.

Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T!!, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!!! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!!!

Hannibal Lecter: And what became of your lamb, Clarice?

Clarice: They Killed him...

Hannibal Lecter: You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark...and hear the screaming of the lambs.

Hannibal Lecter: Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickle. Tell me, Ma'am, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

Even typing those lines...*shivers*

Silence of The Lambs is my favourite film...it's TOO good.

WHO'S THE BITCH, NOW!?!?! Dizzy Harris/Gil Harrison The New Guy.

"While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex." -Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. "

"Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?"
"It's me belt, Turkish."
"No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?"
"It's for protection."
"Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?"

"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."

All from Snatch. I love that movie.

The hell I sent him too will feel like heaven after I get through with him.
Sin City it's hardly my favorite but I still love it.
another would be from Lethal Weapon 3,Mel "I'm gonna eat your heart!