Bear r@pe?
 

Well...

I just ***** a bear.

The cops are on their way.

Oh my god, somebody help me!

You can't say you didn't see that coming 0_O

Oh my god. They're at the door. What do I do?

Could make a template for this type of thread.

Oh shit, here they come.

They've g-

*is videotaping everything under KontanKarite's couch* zomg

So the next episode of "Man vs. Wild" will be a repeat, I take it.

It was the bear's fault for not wearing clothes, leading you on like that. Dirty furry slut.

Didnt know you was into beastiality kontan O_o

Whoa*watches as a group of angry feminists approach him* Well, I gotta go...*Rides away on an invisible motorcycle*

female bear or male bear,Mr. Kon ?

Wait it wasent that fat hairy chick was it?
Damn kontan...for shame!

Guys, somebody gotta bail him out!

Here catch *throws a rope*

*still with the recording camera* well you know sometimes the right answer isn't always the right decision *cuts rope*

I take it that the cop clicked on " sumbit reply " after they handcuffed you, haha; Well done thought, that was a laugh.

He fell onto the mouse first in a desperate attempt to let the people know.

WE SHALL NOT GO UNHEARD!

WHAT DO WE WANT?!
TO FUCK ANIMALS!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
NOW!

In soviet russia, bear fuck you.

quoted for truth

Yes, yes.. it was me.

I think the bear dropped the charges. Yogi the bear was already gay.

now yogi's gonna sue you, btw hows konan doing with that rope

Thats what happend v_V

Kon you're on your own mate. God speed *salute*
lol

That bear has gotten more action that I have in the past year. :( Frakking hell.

If you lived in England...I would totally get the RSPCA on you, Kontan.

It's SICK! SICK AND WRONG! Animals aren't for fucking!