a wtf moment
 

post the unexplained and retarted events that have happened to you
moments where you have got to stop and just say "wtf just happened here?!"


for example when i finished typing this thread out and said wtf is wrong with me, why did i create this crap?

ok...
january 11
the day before resident evil 4 on the gc is to be released.
on my way to school i get bit by a dog...on my right dominant game-owning hand.
it refuses to let go and so i kill it with a textbook to escape.
i ask a nearby person for a ride to the hospital.
were on our way when suddenly he takes off in another direction.
i scream wtf!?
he then touches his ear and says "sorry my hearing aid was down-what now?"
i scream.."our hospital u ass fuck!"
he was going to the next town.
i black out and wake up at home
and i proclaim wtf!?
i wander into my bathroom and the day ends with me finding a fucking beer can in the bathroom.

I have just got to say wtf to that. Did your hand have scars on it or what?

my palm was torn about 6 inches so now its a light scar

Oh my! That's a what the fuck story.

One day, I was highly feverish, and I was hallucinating, and I kept hearing annoying bumps in our cellar, so I went down to check what it was, and a little girl was there...She looked like my next door neighbor so I said "Jezebel! You shouldn't be down here", then she turns around...It turns out it wasn't Jezebel but some weird girl with no eyes...It wasn't gory or anything, just no eyes and she smiles and laughs.

So I passed out from the shock of hallucination and I wake up on my sofa, handcuffed to a lamp...

What the fuck?

...hmmm
good tale demonista if i say so myself

feel good

Yeah, it turns out it was Jezebel wearing flesh coloured sticky tape over her eyes....I blame my blurred vision and hallucinations for that!

this two-thread tango were doing is only encouraging the dancing demonista

Totally!!!!

dip me! im falling!

Ack! *dips Rubedo* Quick! Say something on topic!

shazzam!!!


there...is that good?

For Shame Rubedo....

One other what the fuck thing, I found a chicken nugget that looked like a nipple....

THAT!...is fan-fucking-tastic!

i found a dead dog once that had a plunger up its ass. yeah...wtf indeed

and i apologize for the shazzam

It's okay...At least it made me say *What the fuck?* so it's technically on topic :D

i feel honored to have served you alien acid of mercy


i saw two hobo's fighting and i said wtf

hahaha!!!!

yeah i know

Game-owning hand...riiiiiiiiiiiight...



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One day, I woke up naked, and I was all like "Wtf?!"

Then I realized I'd gone to bed naked the night before.

I was relieved.

This was after one of my first encounters with alcohol...

Well. I woke up one time, in a bed I didn't know, in a room I didn't know, in a house I didn't know and had no recollection of the night before. Took me a while to figure things out, too. Definitely a "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE THE HELL AM I?" moment. I would have paid good money to see the look on my face back then...

I was standing against a wall, enjoying my cigarette and barely taking any notice of my surroundings.

A stranger approaches me, says he's a photographer and wants me to be his model because he thinks I look photogenic when he first saw me. He insists that he won't display any of my photos on the internet blah blah blah.

I was sitting on the sidewalk taking pictures of random things, bacause that what I do when I'm bored, and after a while I kept getting hit by broccoli, and I couldn't figure out where it was coming from...something would smack me in the back, I'd turn around, and it would be another peice of broccoli.

To ruin the mystery of the broccoli for you, I later found out it was my neighbor's son chucking broccoli out the kitchen window when his mum wasn't looking because he didn't want to eat it. A waste of good broccoli if you ask me!

I actually like broccoli.

rose did you accept his offer?