Draconysius teaches Raven style Kung Fu! (youtoob)
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxCmEgfEXtE
Grandmaster Sin has decided to share the ancient secrets of Raven style Kung Fu, or Wu Ya Zhan Shi. Improve your striking techniques with this instructional martial arts viddy-o!

Note that this is not meant to be taken seriously.

You have a creepy voice; it's fun.

A knight in full-plate armor needs to come in at the end and hit you with a rubber chicken.

The black Christmas tree in the background is very goth.