im so goth i..........
 

something i stumbeld upon lately,a page full of "im so goth" humour,ive posted some of the best ones:

1. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

2. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

3.I'm so goth, I don't say "black," I say "blahhwwwkkk.."

4. I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"

5. I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

6. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

7. I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed.

8. I'm so goth that in kindergarten I sang "woe, woe, woe your boat..."

9. I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.

10. goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.

11. I'm so goth I only eat things that are burnt, because they're black

12. I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella.

13. I'm so goth I'm on the second stage of aloof . . . I'm "bloof."

14. I'm so goth my kitchen table slit its legs

15. I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous

the full list is here:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/4428/IAMSOGOTH.htm lol :)

You're so goth that you couldn't take 5 seconds to actually search for the other thread (since it's inevitable on a goff site that it exist) and post it in there...

Diese gruftis... faule bastards. *shakes head*

btw i didnt see it when i first looked, many apologies

btw "Diese gruftis... faule bastards"? there's no need to break out with the insults.

I'm so goth i'm going to make this thread continue because the last one is long since dead...
I'm so NOT goth that...uh...

Thats all I can come up with...

I'm so goth, not only do I shit bats, but the bats shit spiders.

I'm so pirate my parrot has a pegleg.

Last time I tried to edit one of my posts it told me I could only edit for 5 minutes after and after that I'd have to contact an administrator...

Mickey Mouse Klub is what happens when you put more than two K's together. Like "k k k" without the spaces.

This is probably the third or fourth thread that we have about this topic.. *agrees with Methers*

I am too goth to care about duplicate threads.

bump for the devil

Im so goth im not actually a goth.

I'm not goth. Not really.

I'm so goth I don't even have to finish this sentance logically, I could just end it with...I Smoke spagetti

I fucked your Dad.

I'm so goth I'm like, "HAY YEW! Hetrasexu-uhl! Whay doncha go awf wit yer WIFE n have missionery sex in thuh mid-wayest?!"

Is it just me or do I detect the scent of win in the air?

I'm so goth, I puke all the members of The Cure...and Siouxsie.

I'm so goth that Siouxsie puked me!

im so goth i punched a carebear
hehe absolutely love that one ^^