I am a rapist.
 

Like I said, I am a rapist. I saw the light of reason almost a year ago and I am much better because of it.

I watched 8mm with Nicholas Cage, and I bought a subscription to NAMBLA.

I just wanted to invite rapist Goths to this new thread to chinwag about their rapes and to exchange stories in general.

I have received allot of shit from my family who are (cringe) not all rapists. What I believe in or rather don't believe in does NOT make me a bad man! Although immediately labeling me as one is just an easy answer.

I'm so glad to know I'm not alone in this.
I just renewed my ChildLove account, and have finally bought safety goggles after a nasty encounter with mace.

However, I'm still an up-and-coming rapist. Any chance you can give me some tips on being a more successful granter of surprise secks?

I recently started wearing a t-shirt that reads "Hey kids, I have XBOX!" that has served me well.

That sounds pretty good. Brilliant, even! I'll give it some consideration after fully outlining my lay-low plans.

... Shit, now there's a knock at my front door, and whomever they are, they seem to have a pretty big van. I'll get back to this after I see what they want.

I also recommend the old candy trick, but do it at parks.

It's not rap if they're willing. ;)

Or they're dead!

Easter bunny suits work quite well.

Xd !!
 

This just made my day :)

I tried to rapist a moose once... I'm not sure if I succeeded or not... it didn't seem to resist...

You're the reason I'm in the witness protection program.

hmm...8mm is the only Nick Cage movie that I like

What about Gone in 60 Seconds? That was... decent... ish...

Okay, yeah it sucked too...

As you can see I rhaped Andrew Eldritch.

This is obviously a twist on my Atheist thread by I am Great!
I am Great? You ARE great!

Imitation is the highest form of flattery!

I wish I had a dime for ever timy I am Great took one
of my threads and gave it some comical twist.

Keep doing it I am great! The thread I am Great
creates after my thread is better then the original it seems!

I noticed that I am the very first to use the term "chin wag" here at Gnet. Now I am Great is the runner up!

I'm still cooler.

And sexier.













































And have a bigger penis.

You copy my threads and noone gives you shit. If I did what you do over and over again, I would be lynched here. Fuckin people.

Because he is funny and doesn't take himself so seriously.

You're forgetting the big penis.

I would never forget.

:) ...................

Sorry I am told it is becauce of my aspergers syndrome. I can't help it. Don't try to make me think I am a bad guy because of it!

Its a easy way out to blame everything on a mental condition. especially on a forum.
And anyway YOU asked the question.

And we told you it's because you are simply being a douche, aspergers is simply a convenience