The "Finish a Sentance" game.
 

Yes, I am bored, so I came up with a game :P
Person 1 starts a sentance, person 2 finishes it. Everything goes as long as the sentance makes some decent sense.
So, here we go:

Yesterday, I saw a mainstream girl...............................

You forgot to start a new sentance, so I will ;)

Today, the dead mainstream girl..........

...is still dead, but happy: the pain for the heart attack is gone.

Anyway, she's still loved by her little pet...

Anyway, she's still loved by her little pet Walrus, Malcolm who glows in the dark...

and plays guitar in his band Ivory Tusk, they will be performing at...

(I just noticed that while making this topic, my mind must've been elsewhere for me to write such a grand typo as "sentance")

^^ nice finish to the sentence jkjk
..nowhere special because they can't get gigs. So that leaves them...

pretty fucked over due to the lack of...

talent in their...

omelet making skills, which is known to be walrus' favourite food because...

it is clearly an animal which...

doesn't prefer fruit. With that aside...

we can pursue more philosophical goals, is that a caramel cube in your hand? Or.....

a squarelet of the *omg friggin new* Starbucks©: SolidCafé®. I wish there were...

nipples floating in my cup of java, speaking of the stars....

, I think one shot straight out that guy's ass! That must've been...

a rogue one from his belt, and look! Either that dinosaur is surfing on a comet or....

I've snorted to much of this ginger spice! (or alum, take your pick). OMG! What in the devil is....

is so devilish about deviled eggs? A question for the ages! Plato himself said...

why the hell is my name close to the word Playdoh? Is it a coincidence or....

because Pluto is a yellow dog who clearly...

has a small bump on his head. Is it a lump or...

a ping pong ball inserted into his skull in a failed attempt to make a unicorn. There is only one doctor fit to rectify this and they are....

"Hey everybody!" "Hi Dr.Nick!"...
the perfect...