Coffee.
 

If you could grab some coffee with someone on this forum who would it be?

I'd choose either:

Godslayer Jillian
Apathy's Child
Underwater Ophelia

Jillian because we'd talk politics.
Apathy because we'd talk literature.
Ophelia because she's hot so I'd look like a fucking stud.

Oh ..well quite a few people I guess. Those I've already met,( Mir and Delkeatre ) Solumina and Korinna, I reckon we'd get on, Vyv of course, Kontan, Miss Cogs and Clockwork....lots of people from here. Mine's a latte with extra cow juice!

You've met Mir and Del? I never knew that. Are they really disappointing, the complete antithesis of the cool persona they like to portray online?

You seem eager for that to be the case:P


Anyway:

Kontan
Jillian
Haunted House
Molly Mac.

There's loads of people. Although I don't actually like coffee...

Eh... I don't know...

I want to drink coffee with you because you always contribute so much, I want to see whether you're so abrasively garrulous in reality.

Oh, I would also drink coffee with MollyMac, although I may be scared of her terse and honest feedback on pretty much everything about me.

Eh, thanks...

No, they are both very nice ! Del is lovely and Mir laughs a lot :)

I forgot Gothicus, shit! I would totally get coffee with Gothicus.

Admit it, you hate them both.

We shall drink tea in Sherlocks at Whitby! You're coming to the Steampunk meet aren't you?

I nearly put Haunted but then I realised I'd ogle him and he'd run away screaming.

Edit: JCC , NO. I don't hahaha. You're just envious!

Frankly, I'm surprised Honeythorn didn't put Methadrine, though there'd be a whole different liquid than coffee as soon as she saw him.

I think he's alarmed/horrified enough as it is.

I'd have coffee with Duck. We'd talk about music and it would be a good time.

I had Duck down as more of a 'drinking petrol' buddy rather than 'drinking coffee buddy', but he surely would be interesting.

HumanePain-Cuz he's awesome. There's something I about him I really find interesting.
Solumina- Cuz she's a sweetheart. I'd probably buy her drink for her in return for all of the kindness she's shown to me.

...I would say Gothicus, but I think it would end horribly. I know he's kidding when he does his "I'm so fucking wonderful" act. However, I don't know if he works that bit all the time, or if he's in on the joke, and can be "relaxed." I've known way too many people who need to cling to the "captain awesome" identity in order to protect their self image or whatever.. It's fucking annoying trying to deal with someone who can't get over themselves. Plus, I don't think he'd be keen on me either. I know I've got problems, & he'd pick at me about them. I like & respect him a lot, I just don't think we'd mesh.

Gothicus would probably make fun of me.

I would like to kick it with Barfing_Rat too. I say that because that one is actually possible.

If me and Gothicus had coffee we'd spend our time insulting lower beings as cretins and discussing sophisticated things.

Hmmm.... that's incredibly difficult to decide. If almost any one of you showed up at my door and said "Let's go for coffee/tea," I'd probably be perfectly willing (assuming I knew it was one of you guys)...

I fear I'd likely as not be a disappointing coffee partner, though. I tend to be extremely shy when I first meet someone, especially if I think they're awesomer than I am. :P

Heh, the most realistic would be if I popped over the border to Sweden and had a coffee with Meth (although I'd probably prefer a cup of soy chai instead). Apart from that, I wouldn't have minded having a coffee with Humane, Molly, Man in Room 5 and Kontan. Or even better, invited the whole forum to a tea party in this wonderfully old, respectable hotel we've got here in my city. That would've been interesting. Heh. Anyway, why's this in the Whining section?

That's awful of you!
I'm more than a piece of meat!

No he wouldn't.
When he was over this past weekend we talked about bringing you in next time.

Hahahaha, I noticed as soon as I posted how objectifying it was, but I figured you'd see the loving intentions behind it.

We'd talk and stuff too!

I already have with Gothicus, though we had pepsi instead of coffee, but I'd pick either the Ducker, because he's brilliant and interesting and a really great person, MollyMac, because she's interesting and could totally kick my ass, or Humane, because I'd try to seduce him for kicks.