Required listening...
 

It has come to my attention that there's a lot of newbies and even some members that's been around for a while that is in dire need to hear these songs.

The fist song is by Dead Milkmen titled, "Instant Club Hit".
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=128869005

The second song is by Chaotic Discord titled, "Hey Goth, Fuck Off!" It can be found here in this list.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=45874430

Verily, I say to you, I love goth rock. I really do. But as for all the secondary "qualifications" that so many latch on to here in order to secure an identity... these songs are for you. You know who you are.

Dead Milkmen rule.

I can play 'Surfing Cow' on bass xD
It was the first bassline I learned

I'm not joking. You people know who you are. Don't make me call you out. Go listen to it so that you'll grow up.

After school at the bike racks?

Bish, I cut j00!

Most pointless crap I've ever listened to in my entire life.

Just take it less seriously, and you'll get it.

Also, where are you at in Chicago?

Is it a troll or is it serious? *pokes with stick*

Lockport, right next to Joliet

Kontan, can you give me the lyrics of Hey Goth Fuck Off?
I can't understand what it says.

Awww hell. Here we go. :)

Can you help me I'm depressed, I've just discovered I'm a gothic punk
Nobody likes me, I've got no friends in anywhere in the whole wide world because I'm gothic
Yes my hair is spikey, and I wear black clothes
I'm what you call a gothic... a gothic... I'm depressed

Pouting lips and a sucked in face, the gothic pigs they think they're ace
The plastic pants and the blokes in drag, those f*ckin' poofs they carry round handbags
Hey goth f*ck off, hey goth f*ck off, sisters of mercy are sh*t
(Repeat)

All the girls they're fat old slags, their boyfriends carry round handbags
Posing..... cause they do like poofs, and all their boys take it up the ass

Hey goth f*ck off, hey goth f*ck off, sisters of mercy are sh*t
(Repeat)

I'm not a gothic cause they're all f*cking boring depressed little little little
little little pip-squeaks who haven't got any penises whatsoever

What's going on here? Oh yeah, I knew a girl, her name was Tina
She never had a........
She was into sex, she was into games, cause all her friends have gone away

Hey goth f*ck off, hey goth f*ck off, sisters of mercy are sh*t
(Repeat)

Who are you, and why do you have Kontan's avatar?

Ah, I see you found the song, Kontan! And the lyrics too, I was looking for those.

Listen and learn, kids. This thread speaks truth.

Hahah, great. I love goth parody/piss take songs.

what's the difference, and its not kontan's

While I agree with the sentiment that the avatar isn't explicitly mine, I'm afraid the consensus will trump what both of us agree on about the avatar and reflect the opinion of what really counts about it.

You may have stumped him :P

Of course I did.

Haha, I know it, for some reason, I felt like stating the obvious.

Ahh I used to have those songs. Lost them when my old computer died and completely forgot they existed.

There's also Gothic People by Libitina, Gothic Party Time by !Action Pact! and Black Black Black by The Bolshoi...All of which are enjoying rotation in my iPod.

Ahhh Gothic Party Time! I have that somewhere. *Goes and listens*