Hi there. I'm new.
 

Hello, my name is Josh. But you may call me Nocturne. It's what I prefer, but if you wish to call me Josh, you may. Anyway, to the questions.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

I'm a Janitor at a school. For now. That is, until I get my license and drop off a resume somewhere else.

2. Where are you from?

Millet, Alberta, canada.

3. Who is your favorite author?

It's a tie between Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft and Voltaire.

4. What are your favorite films?

Any good horror is fine with me. I also enjoy The Matrix trilogy. However, The Dark Knight is by far the best film I have ever seen.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

Probably The Vampire Club by Voltaire or Dig Up Her Bones by Misfits (The? I'm not sure.)

6. At your funeral?

Either Lux Aeturna or Zombie Prostitute (just because it would be so innapropriate.)

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

A crucifiction might look cool. Painful though. Burning maybe? Also painful. Oh, I know! In an awesome sword fight atop a church. I fatally wound him, start to walk away and he stabs me in the back. I turn around, fall off the church and then it starts raining. Hell yeah.

8. What kind of casket would you want?

Sleek black toepincher, with silver all over it.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

Black dress shirt, black pinstriped pants, long black trench coat, fishnet gloves, spiked collar, crucifix, black combat boots. Oh, and a nice tophat.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

Nothing, I was fat, annoying, no fashion sense, and stupid music. Maybe I miss a few of my friends, but that's it.

11. What's your favorite band?

Either The Cure, or Voltaire.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

I'm going into grade 12 this year. After that, I haven't really decided to tell you the truth.

13. Why did you join?

Why not?

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

Male. Silly.

Welcome aboard.

Much abliged.

Hello lovey.

You're gay and I immediately dislike you.

I'm not entirely sure I deserved that, but you are welcome to your opinion. You are straight and I immediately like you quite a bit.

Wrongo on that one.

DAY-UM
You've been Ophie'd x 2

Welcome.

These message boards can get addicting.

Apologies. I meant no offence.

Word to the wise be careful around her, you'll get used to her eventually. Some people think she's mean, from shown video she's actually quite nice, some think she's scary, I've found she's just confusing to me at times, some people want to fuck her, and some people want to get fucked by her...............Some of them want to use you,Some of them want to be used by you (heh damn song getting stuck in my head!)

XD You'll adjust.
She's just joking.

Mitsy here, by the way.
Welcome.

Hey... Welcome...

I have to agree with velvet, these boards are highly addictive...

I'm sorry, some?

I can't speak for everyone, but you can take me with a strap-on anytime, Ophelia.

You want hot pink or flesh coloured?


I will WRECK that shit.

Welcome to G.net. :D I like you already. ^_^

Hi,Josh
I'll call u "JoshNocturne"
not to be confused with Demen'

U want to die just like me and I like it,lol

Welcome! welcome!

Welcome to g-net! Don't worry about Ophie, i like her and to me, she's so funny sometimes :D ;)

Statements like this are inducing in me a gradually swelling hatred for The Dark Knight.

It was a good film. And it nearly lived up to the hype, which was impressive. But the people who fucking go on about it as some kind of super-film are reaaallly beginning to grate on me.

Thanks again to all who have welcomed me here.

Now now, Gothicus. You can't hate a film because it's so damned good that it IS some people's favorite movie can you? I mean, you can... but would it make any sense?

You're right, I shouldn't hate the movie, I should hate the people who are so unapologetically ignorant as to assert that The Dark Knight is the best movie ever made. However, the sheer frequency with which idiots proclaim "OMG DARK NITE PINACLE OF CINIMATIC ACHEEVMENTS! JOKR IS MY HERO! SVENTH SEEL? WUTS THAT!? XD" interferes in my ability to regard the film fondly.