Suicide Note
 

Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.

Sure you'll see this note and say Thumper's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.

Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,

Thumper

P.S. All those gay pornos aren't mine.
P.P.S. And I was superimposed.

*Yawn*

You've done psychoanalysis on every member here, via the PC? Damn! You're good!!

I'm spwecial.... Please?? Can I just be special... Give me attention, pweeese!!

Well done! That puts you amongst such awesome company as, well, the entire animal kingdom! *thumbs up*


God, you're so cool, I had to ask Trinny & Susannah which shoes to wear today, they're bang on trend with this season's country look!



I'd better not post my exam results for, what, the third time? Still not tired of hearing them!

*Hums Spongebob Squarepants theme tune*

How about the weather, huh?

Who the fuck's Thumper??? You're never alone with schizophrenia...

I'm unique and enlightened.. blah blah....

Your superior intelligence should tell you the chances of that are pretty slim.

Sure, I've heard they have cookies there.

Now, that kind of language isn't going to get what you want, is it?

Oh, so you're now Thumper.

Pardon?

You sound fucking awesome. You should definitely stick around and breed up the intelligence levels of this planet.

Please be being sarcastic.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Four of the five threads in the top of this section are "suicide notes"

Way to go in being different than "shit-brained lemmings"

So true Jillian. About 5 minutes ago I found myself laughing at this so hard I couldn't breathe.

I think this is supposed to be a work of fiction.
I'm going to continue thinking that, no matter how much evidence to the contrary should present itself, because if I don't, I'll lose my tenuous grip on sanity.

Oh, I think it's fiction.

Which makes it even worse.

Later, dude.

Being bitter is fun.

Now people post online suicide notes?
Whats wrong with society?

Yeah. Now fuck off.




:D

Liusaidh: Good one.

Heavenly Goth: You've just been O'tooled (Joe Cartoon rules)

I'm quoting Marilyn Manson for this, "Every time I hear someone is going to kill themselves over something stupid, I really hope they do, just so we can have one less fucking idiot on this planet." It's a touch paraphrased.

Can i stick doritos in your bullet wound?

But jeebus...
Seriously you need a hobby besides moping and writing pathetic, suckmydickimfuckingbetterthandatshitniggz suicide noted.

How about being racist?
the kids at my school love it.

Everyone's got misery little biddy. Don't think you're any different.

1. Almost two months have passed, meaning that: A) the OP is gone, and B) since you have nothing funny or clever to add, there was NO reason to bump this thread. Ergo, telling the OP he needs a hobby is entirely hypocritical, as your post is even less productive than his.
2. Shut up. You don't know anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NENK3ILEIho

This thread needs to die.
Remember kids, every time usually sane and reasonable person participates in petty, juvenile squabbling, a vampire bat loses it's wings. :(

Lumpy, you're just responding to me because you don't like me. You really don't care wether or not the thread dies. You just want to be a spiteful ass.
Besides, the topic was on the top of the list. Forgive me for being a n00b.
Sourpuss. It's not my fault your only life is on the internet.

Hahaha! So true!

How is my telling you you're being a dick for not only posting in a dead thread, but doing it simply to say things that have been said months and with a greater degree of articulacy by other posters, more spiteful than THIS:

Please, enlighten me.

Seriously, why do people always pull this one out of their ass when they're unable to defend themselves with logic? "Oh, well clearly you have no life outside the internet."

You yourself have bumped an old thread to tell someone they suck, and started a new one to tell off Meyers fans (the latter being the absolute height of redundancy around here, since they tend to get a bashing as and when they emerge). Yet I'M the one with no life? If I'm on, then one of two things is happening - either I'm at work, or I can't sleep.

Actually, stick around - reading your posts numbs my brain to the point that little z's start emerging.