I hate each and every one of you
 

Whoever doesn't suck, raise your hands.

No. Don't raise your hands - because you're all liars. You are all also horrible people. I can't even troll you D-bags.

I hope you're happy. YOU'VE RUINED GNET.

RUINERS.

Eat a bag of dicks and die.

I'd raise my hands but have both thumbs stuck in my mouth

help

Don't worry. I've dealt with this problem before.

Jam them further down your throat. they'll pop out the other side. DO IT.

I love you too, bitch!

But now they're smelly

I still love you :( . I'd buy you beers and shit.

I'd like to know what you're doing about this situation.

Haven't you ever heard that advice about friendship, ie to get trolls you must first be a good troll? GET ON IT

So, maybe if we make a thread dedicated to poop it could attract the admin's attention? I got banned last time for replying on one of those made by Duckman.

Shit, man, I can't count how many times I've been sporked in the eyeball.

Well I guess I know now who not to invite to the wedding.

Who are you i don't know who you are what the fuck is this i don't even

Awesome. Does anyone know if bans from here are account or IP?
I think I have a sockpuppet somewhere but don't want to piss around with proxies hereafter

Account AND IP I'm afraid. And they blocked off for remote proxy acess a while back.

Creed of Heresy, meet Despanan.
Despanan, go eat a dick you lovely person!

As a small aside in case anybody is wondering, Saya is trolling me. We are not actually planning our wedding because she's too chicken.

I imagine your potential wedding to be amazeballs. Like, slip and slide down the ailse amazeballs. Get helicoptered in and parachute jump amazeballs, then after the ceremony basejump off the niagara falls (which is where it will be) shouting :"later fuckers" , amazeballs.

Fuck, how am I not a wedding planner.

Yes, how are you not? If I ever get married, I am totally going to pay you to plan my wedding.

See, you already have a customer now!

I think I should marry Despanan and Kontan.

I now realise I could have chosen my words a little more carefully, but I would be happy with that situation too.

PORN THREAD

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PORN THREEEAAAAD!! yes, I want to use caps!

Is this human hate, or cat hate?

Pffffft, I already picked out our wedding song.

Hrm. So did I. This could be a problem.