Amusing hatemail?
 

"i think your an aborted trash can wank of Boy George your about as punk as a fat man in a leather jacket with no neck and a feather duster mohawk if you get what i mean? but its nice to see someone bought Elton john's hand-me-downs poor guys gotta get some pound some how.....i think the best part of you dried up on your mamma's thigh when you were concieved. i heard your little sister's got a few spare pubes if you wanna glue them on just to make you feel like the sid vicious you really are you little pretty oxfam reject !

Your in waiting Dr.H and V.C much love take care and dont forget to wipe !!!................. ...( the lipstick off your dad's dick !)"


I got this on myspace through my truth box app.

The thing is, I LOVE Boy George.
I HATE Sid Vicious.
And have never called myself a punk.

The people I'm pretty sure sent it "Dr. H" and "V.C" are two of my old friends.
One who recently got pregnant.
Via the other.


Anyone else recieve any amusing hatemail?

I usually only get mail that's like "I want to suck your cock."

The closest I get to hate mail is "I want to suck your cock so bad it hurts me, why do you have to be so brilliant you uncompassionate fuck!" with nudes.

Maybe I should hold back a bit when I message you then...

Actually I've got a few of them too.
Sometimes they just creep me out.

"brahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhbac brahbac dolico mowerp!!!!!!!!"

"Flynn, I want you"

"jus coz u kno ur fitt (:"

" i think your lovely strange and damn right phitt lol xxxxxxx"

"id lyk to fuck yu"

"i love you xxxxxxxxxx"

"Flynn M' Boy You Rock My carrots. Mfe yes? x"

"No on likes you, least of all me I want to see you die in a pile of burning hell and satan mountain. On a lighter note, wuv yoo."

"we were meant to be together"

"dude ur FUCKINg awesome!"

"dude u are the BOMB! lol"

Someone also sent me the whol lyrics to Man After Midnight by ABBA.
Line by line...

I get tons and tons and tons of "hate mail". It's fun to know that idiots don't like you.
Mostly people leave very public "hate" comments on various social networking sites.
I'm kinda lucky that I have very loyal friends.

E.G.:

Random Person I Barely Know:
get a life wood ya nd dont go rumin ta ur mumee! Haha!

Random Person I Barely Know:
emo!!!!! wear sum normal clothes wood ya fur a change o style u goth emo slut faced wateva

Nice Friend #1:
"get a life wood ya nd dont go rumin ta ur mumee! Haha!"

Translation: "Please buy me a life using your superiority, I need one. Trees. Do not give your mother rum. I am clever because I spent ages composing this badly spelled comment even though I hate you, so I will laugh."

"emo!!!!! wear sum normal clothes wood ya fur a change o style u goth emo slut faced wateva"

Translation: "You music genre! Please wear something else, you're making me look inferior. Fur. You must be a slut because of this. You are a genre of music."

That was some nice, well thought out time wasting. Let us know when you learn how to spell, and when you realise that you are an idiot.

"Hey, she doesn't look exactly the same as other people! Kill her!"

[Syndicated to the commenter's profile. Wow, this should be fun.]

Random Person I Barely Know:
fuk sake u get a life too wood ya man

Nice Friend #1:
"fuk sake u get a life too wood ya man"

Heh, yeah sure, but you're the one wasting your time on trivial matters such as commenting here. And last time I checked, I'm not dead.

Go and waste time somewhere else please.

Nice Friend #2:
Lol this is too funny :L

That girl needs to realise she's the one who needs to change her style...
I mean, she's the one trying to dress like everyone else

*thoughtful face*

and she's the one who needs a life if she's commenting on people she doesn't even know's photos

but what else can you expect from a chav?

I agree with andrew.


Me:
I don't reply, I feel sorry for her.

Random Person I Barely Know:
u wanna call me a chav!!!

wooooooooooowwwwwww:O

news flash man!!! u need ta shut ur mouth fur lyk eva!!!!

Nice Friend #1:
"u wanna call me a chav!!!

wooooooooooowwwwwww:O

news flash man!!! u need ta shut ur mouth fur lyk eva!!!!"

Presumably none of what has been said by anyone has actually got through to you.

Fine: I will sum it up using a nice, easy to understand layout you will comprehend:

http://tinyurl.com/the-simple-method

As an additional note, you are in violation of the Bebo Terms Of Service, which clearly states:

"...you agree NOT to:

Defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others..."

You agreed to this when you signed up to Bebo.

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I love my life.

I had an amusing death threat taped to my locker a few weeks ago. It went a little like this:
"we kno were u liv an we will b waitin 4 u in da dark wen u go home." I corrected the mistakes, wrote a large red F on it taped it in its original position. :) Death threats are even more amusing if you know exactly who they're from :)

Wow, I've never actually gotten hate mail...

I got this one from a British bird who I tried to keep from wasting a birthday on titty transplants:
"Fank yoo for calling me a big boob x always wantd sum1 loser tht has a picture of a green man 2 try and slag me off =)) yoo make me laff x loser x"

Hahahahaha.

I want hate mail. ):

I get spam mainly.
 

The people who hate me usually spam me to viagra sites or virus's/chainmail on my e-mail.....then when I see them in person they smile at me,say hello,then when they walk away I hear them insult me.
Fuckers.
I also get things thrown at me,names called 'n' such. A lot of hatemail I get is pretty pathetic now. Here is a few examples of some I have got

"YOUR A SLUT! GO GYT SOME MAKEOVAS N BE NORMAL,UR JUST A FREEK! I NO WER U LIVE"

"GO SUCK YOUR MOM,WHILE I R@PE U,CUZ' YOUR A FUCKIN' GOTH-WHORE."

"DIE!!!111"

"I HATE U,GO DIE!"
Pathetic!

You people get some weird shit for dressing different.

I got one hate mail message and I sent back a long fake tragic history about my life. They apologized. Ha.

Agreed. I've never known anyone personally to get it that bad.

Agreed. I've never known anyone, personally, to get it that bad.

"We already reported ur profile, u mite aswell cancel it, were offended by the shit u have, heres all the ppl that want you off bebo:

[insert 12 names]"


Just because I put on my own PERSONAL profile, which they don't have to look at, that emo/scene kids irritate me a tad.

apart from that I get the occasional "A sex Latino wants to eat your big burrito" & "2 girls 1 webcam".
Those always cheer me up.

I get it by proxy for dressing differently. This is because people tease me for dressing unlike them, so I pass a nasty/insulting/hurtful/personal comment and consequently make an enemy that are too stupid to write a death threat properly and/or intimidate me.

They irritate me a tad, too. Especially when I hear about "emo parties". I mean, what the hell is an emo party? Do those exist? Are they like Lemon Parties?
Just Googled it, and here's a seemingly real account of it: http://bigeyedeer.wordpress.com/2007...for-this-shit/

http://kathy-p.blogspot.com/2007/10/...emo-party.html

Can we stop saying we all "dress different?"

No. No you don't.

I got hate mail the other day.
It went something like this:
"OMG you fuking gothic bitch! Go fuking die lyk that whour of a goth sophie lancaster! You fuking deserve it you whour! You ain't normal!"
To say the least, I laughed my head off.
The spelling that she used is terrible.
She can't even spell "whore" or "fucking" right.
And she expects me to take it seriously.....

What have you guys done to annoy people so much?

Living on an island full of utter morons, that's what.

There aren't any Schopenhauers where I live either, but I never get this shit.

Yup, only people here just have that little hint of sadism.
You just have to get on the wrong person's nerves.

That's what I'm still puzzling about. But it must of been something bad otherwise it wouldn't warrant a death threat, I mean, death threats and hate mail are serious business. / sarcasm

I don't know.
I think they just think it's funny to annoy the Hell out of people who wear black and listen to metal.