Read this.
 

I want attention and you're all going to give it to me!

Let's chat about how physically attractive I am to human and canine males!

Wait, I have a better one.
Let's chat about how I'm about to take a cheap shot at Tam.

Hey Tam--you're in your thirties and still a virgin!

Headline records read:

Respect levels plummet for Gnet's harshest critic.

Too bad I'm still fantastic.

I'm just bored and looking to humor myself.

I read this and chortled, amusing myself with the thought of how stupid it would be if people could actually earn newspaper coverage by making notable posts on gnet. Then I realized that I've attracted media attention for far more idiotic reasons.

Chortled.
I like that.

What, you don't have a dildo?

oh.. my.. god..


I'm out.

And damn proud of it too. ;) [Though it won't last much longer, since I'm getting married next month. XD]

Maybe she's already serviced herself today.

I don't quite know how it is for girls, but I can only jerk off once or twice before it loses it's appeal for a day or two.

I don't know about other chicks, but I whack off a lot.
Doesn't lose its appeal.

Just because someone has an larger sexual appetite than you doesn't warrant them being checked out.

I choked on my mouthful of Fanta when I read that.
Why do guys immedeatly (SP?) assume that all girls have dildo's?
I don't....
Can't afford one.....

Granted, but there's a difference between a slightly larger, yet still healthy, sexual appetite, and a more unhealthy addiction for it.

If, for instance, one's sexual appetite is getting in the way of that person holding down a job [for instance, they can't do their work because they are going to the bathroom to jack off every five minutes], then that may be a problem.

I doubt seriously that Ophie has that kind of problem, but I thought I'd mention it just in case. ;)

He didn't, he was making a joke.

For the record, I have seven I can think of right off the top of my head.

One for each day of the week!

Awesome! :D [<--not sarcasm]

Seven??!!
Oh Dear Lord.....

Lust, envy, greed...

:D

Actually, I just collect sex toys.
And have many and varied interests when it comes to sex.

I didn't know people actually did that aside from the sex museums.

Sex toy collector. Hahahahaha!

It's not really a hobby, as I don't have to devote time to it or anything.
I also don't really give a shit whether or not you see a problem with it, particularly because you only said that because of your own sexual repression. If someone mentioned they collect coins or old 8tracks, you never would have mentioned that you don't have a problem with it.