I am living the life [Game]
 

Rules: Turn the most mundane activity into the greatest example of human achievement.

Example: I went hiking, I am living the life... what have you done?

GO!

I piss on people, I am living the life.

Three months isn't actually that much time considering most nature excursions. I've only been on one and it took up 8 months. It takes absolutely no money to live off the land. You can live off a bag of rice and a bag of beans for a long time. Tents and sleeping bags are cheap as hell. Absolutely nothing to brag about.

I do recommend everyone give it a shot. Completely ridiculous to blow it out of proportion though. As if its some kind of luxury made possible by his 'success'. Total lie. He's just a bum that can't afford a real vacation.

anyways

"I post less than you! I am living the life!"

"I do yoga and dance at a club! I am living the life!"

Today I posted on Gnet, I am living the life.

"I quote from CNN.com in the news section! There are few as informed as I!"

Today I scratched my balls then sniffed my hand.

Screw the life, I'm living the motherfucking DREAM.

I got drunk today! An act envied by all and exclusive to few other people!

I was in a volunteer role in a community play! Who else can say they have truly acted!

Today I placed my greatest internet enemies on ignore, and then proceeded to spam their threads with images of covered up breasts in order to thwart their evil plans. Truly, it can be said that I am not only living the high life but am an example of cool on a level with Johnny Cash on pills.

I pooped, I'm living it up to the max!

I've pushed children out of my twat! Its a fucking miracle!

I just licked the hand I scratched my balls with and discovered that the very residue of Heaven is trapped beneath my fingernails. I. AM. LIVING.

Now THAT'S funny. Apathy's_Child is making my day. I'm livin' it LARGE!

My hair and finger nails are growing. I'm living the life.

Rosencrantz: Another curious scientific phenomenon is the fact that the fingernails grow after death, as does the beard.
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: Beard.
Guildenstern: But you're not dead.
Rosencrantz: I didn't say they only started to grow after death. The fingernails also grow before birth - though not the beard.
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: BEARD! What's the matter with you?
[pause]
Rosencrantz: The toenails, on the other hand, never grow at all.
Guildenstern: The toenails on the other FOOT never grow at all.
Rosencrantz: ...no.

I made Macaroni and Cheese casserole. Be jealous. Very jealous.

I pissed some people off on the internet.

Clearly, I am God.

Teh Interwebs is sensitive. You should sweet talk it.

How do you know how to play the game if I'm supposedly on ignore?

Just as I suspected.

I love that movie!
Check this out:
http://siriusfenrin.deviant art.com/...nging-70532293
(Remove the space. Everything in that girl's gallery is fucking brilliant.)

I'm staying at home all day and playing FallOut 3 because I'm to ill to go out.
I am living the life.

I'm watching Kung Pow - I'm living da lyf...

I'm always livin' the dream...

i joined a forum. Purposely was a complete ass. Made an emo cry. Playing the victim to the hilt with whines and woes.

My life is complete.

The sun is shining today and I'm able to enjoy the day with music, a book and good company.

I'm enjoying life quite nicely.